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[MaximumZero]

Name: Max III
Race: Human (Clone)
Gender: Male
Weapon: Marsec M4k Machine Gun, AP Grenades
Bio: This is the third clone of MaximumZero. The first two were unfortunate casualties of the first war against the alien menace. Now that we face another intergalactic attack, this clone has been awakened. There are three more after this one. We hope that we don't have to use them, as the later copies have proven...mentally unstable.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Name: Don't know. Whenever you ask him, he babbles on, something along the lines of "That's how he got me."
Race: Human
Gender: Male
Weapon: Marsec M4k Machine Gun
Bio: When the aliens first popped out of their gates, he somehow managed to jump through one. X-COM picked him up to interrogate him, but it soon became obvious that his elevator doesn't go all the way to the top. He's a couple of beers short of a six-pack. All his dogs aren't barking. He's a couple of cheerleaders short of a squad. He's a loon.

Some of his more common ramblings involve someone he calls "the master of the tides", who is likely the same guy who used his name. Once it became obvious that X-COM wouldn't get anything out from him, they wondered what to do with him. Strapped for cash, X-COM gave him a gun and sent him out to fight, where he proved to be an effective fighter. Just keep the grenades away from him, as he likes to nibble on them from time to time.

[Heron TSG]

Great, now he's a decagenarian. You thought he was bad before, just wait 'til you see his liver spots!

[MetalSlimeHunt]

Great, now he's a decagenarian. You thought he was bad before, just wait 'til you see his liver spots!

Would the liver spots not be replaced by mechanical liver spots?

[warhammer651]

Name Rho-Mu37
Race Android
Equipment Incinidary Autocannon, anything that goes Boom

[Heron TSG]

The liver spots are so mechanically advanced that you can't tell them from real liver spots until they shoot eyebeams at you.

[MetalSlimeHunt]

So the liver spots also have eyes to shoot their eyebeams from?

[Heron TSG]

Why else would you keep them around?

[warhammer651]

So the liver spots also have eyes to shoot their eyebeams from?

This is starting to sound more and more like a hybrid instead of a human

[Phantom]

Why else would you keep them around?

To look incredibly dashing?

[warhammer651]

Why else would you keep them around?

To look incredibly dashing?

To hide greater deformities?

[Heron TSG]

Spoiler: Of course! (click to show/hide)

[Tarran]

Missed the UFO defense LP, not going to miss this one too. Sign me up!

Name: Tarran Smith
Race: Human
Weapons: Megapol Laser Sniper Gun(main) and a Megapol Lawpistol(secondary/emergency[if possible to have secondary]).
Bio: An American. Originally a loner surviving as a hunter. Tarran Smith loves to shoot things in the head. He is aged 28. He is somewhat trigger happy. He tends to counts kills most of the time. He always shouts out in victory in a successful significant kill. He often gets pissed off if someone tries to fight him in close range. He Sometimes uses fake accents when happy, thus it isn't rare to hear him say something witty over the intercom after a kill in a British accent.

[Itnetlolor]

Name: IT-NET-101-OR (Intelligence-Networking Class-101 Operative-Resident)
Nicknames: "It", "Net", "Itnet", or "Lolor"
Race: Android
"Gender": Male interface
Weapons: Sniper with Pistol sidearm
Personality: Closer to Church in RedVsBlue.

Spoiler: RvB Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Seeing as Church is also apparently an AI (Season 6, I believe).

Bio/Report: A run-of-the-mill OR-unit, capable of gathering intel on targets or target sites and utilizing the information to further progress for missions through it's network interface. Though an old Class-101 unit, it still has his ways of getting around a given situation. An oddball amongst androids. Seems more human than machine, and has an entire partition dedicated to holding an archive of TvTropes articles, anime episodes of old, and lots and lots of games. I suspect it's either a genre-savvy bot, or it has not been put to work for some time, and has read EVERY article with constant updates. Back-logging suggests it's mind is given an RSS stream of the site, and it's archives.

It may or may not be wise to remove this stream, the articles, the games, and anime episodes for space and mission information. Professionally, it is advised; but S.E.L.F. suggests otherwise.

EDIT:
I figure I might as well recycle my old info from a previous X-COM Apoc LP, more or less.

[Azzuro]

Spoiler: Prologue (click to show/hide)

Prologue

Excerpt from Sensovision Evening News Report, March 5 2084



Announcer: - and for our latest news story, meteorologists are still unable to explain these new atmospheric phenomena. We now go to our correspondent on the scene, Tom Burkins. Tom?



Tom: Thank you, Jenny. Megapol has declared a no-fly zone in a fifteen meter radius around the visible sphere, as there is a low-pressure system that causes turbulence. We have inside information that the Senate is going to convene for an emergency congress to determine what exactly –



Tom: - is the threat to - wait.




Tom: Holy - Are you getting this? Computer, scan aircraft!



Computer: Task logged. Processing.

Tom: For our viewers just joining us, we have an unknown vehicle exiting these strange clouds! Megapol hovercars are scrambling to intercept and –



Tom: The police hovercars seem to be outmatched, and nearby buildings have been damaged.




Tom: Civilian vehicles are being attacked! As Megapol has proven themselves incapable of dealing with this threat, will Marsec win the new –



Computer: Rescue transport 104-3B logged on collision course. Advise immediate evacuation of vehicle.



Tom: OH-

*TRANSMISSION ERROR*
*Please restart machine and try again. If errors persist, contact Sensovision Technical Support at 424-9815*