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[warhammer651]

Recitation: The Human, MaximumZero, believed that he would be able to threaten us using outdated coding. We have currently been delivering a series of well timed insults and mockeries in an attempt to establish ourselves as Alpha seniority

[breadbocks]

the_breadbocks: Action: Stay near hybrids and androids until capable of lifting into the air any soldiers hostile to self.

[Ochita]

Recitation: The Human, MaximumZero, believed that he would be able to threaten us using outdated coding. We have currently been delivering a series of well timed insults and mockeries in an attempt to establish ourselves as Alpha seniority

Agreement: Now, let us partake of what humans call 'The fistbump'

[Phantom]

Spectre: Hey robots! How do you like the taste of the code that my great-grandfather used to code you?
((Remember kids, a joint effort was made between Hal Devios and Phantom to recreate Jeremy, however creating the evil robot(s) we all know and love today!))

[breadbocks]

the_breadbocks: Action: Give Phantom's relative a nasty brainfreeze.

[Phantom]

((Erm, you do realize that the original Phantom would probably be immune to that, Ghost, barely, and same with Spectre.))

[Ochita]

Mocking indifference: Ha Ha... You have to use your grandfather to take care of us. Yes, I see that you are nothing like him he was good but you are weak.

[warhammer651]

Recitation: The Human, MaximumZero, believed that he would be able to threaten us using outdated coding. We have currently been delivering a series of well timed insults and mockeries in an attempt to establish ourselves as Alpha seniority

Agreement: Now, let us partake of what humans call 'The fistbump'

Clang

[Phantom]

Mocking indifference: Ha Ha... You have to use your grandfather to take care of us. Yes, I see that you are nothing like him he was good but you are weak.

"This one's got your name on it."
*PEW PEW.*
"Damn, missed. Good thing this one has your name on it."
*PEW PEW.*
"Okay, I'm pretty sure this one has your... what the hell is your name, anyway?"

[Ochita]

Indifference: Please. My laser rifle is trained on your head, your fragile meat head. And my name. HK 47.

[warhammer651]

Mocking indifference: Ha Ha... You have to use your grandfather to take care of us. Yes, I see that you are nothing like him he was good but you are weak.

"This one's got your name on it."
*PEW PEW.*
"Damn, missed. Good thing this one has your name on it."
*PEW PEW.*
"Okay, I'm pretty sure this one has your... what the hell is your name, anyway?"

Humorously: You forgot to readjust the targeting mirrors. In fact, you vaporized your collection of "Hybrids gone wild" Volumes 1-7, and several other items of contraband.
 

[Ochita]

Victorious statement: I have actually uploaded that to all of the bases monitors, plus with words 'Spectre wanted you to see this!' Any... Second.. Now.

[Phantom]

Spectre: Argh. Oh shit DAD!



*A large burly man wearing Ion Armor bursts through the wall next to HK-47.*
TFTD X-Com Agent: WHAT IS GOING ON HERE.

[warhammer651]

Recitation: The Human, MaximumZero, believed that he would be able to threaten us using outdated coding. We have currently been delivering a series of well timed insults and mockeries in an attempt to establish ourselves as Alpha seniority

[Ochita]

Statement: Your son has alien and hybrid smut. He likes it.