FANTASY TURN:The quest for
The Keystone has begun.
Goals"KIDNAP THE MAYOR OF THIS TOWN AND ESCAPE" Complete!Throw Ogomspoxom into the fires of Mt. Helmath! Complete!Establish diplomatic relations with the Goblins! Failed MiserablyBrave the depths of Bistökmafol and deliver the package.
Current SoundtrackMarsh LandActionsFantasy: Slice gargoyle, sacrifice blood to make my lungs rot away and replace them with magical energy, me litch me.
(...) You charge at the gargoyles in a frenzy!
(...) The first gargoyle jumps out of the way,
(...) the second leaps into the air and prepares to counterattack,
(...) and the third is sliced into giblets by your flurry of slashes! You absorb the blood and feel your lungs and liver rot away. Unfortunately, you still seem to have a mostly-functioning circulatory system in place, so you won't be able to hold your liquor very well until your blood turns into... like... fairy dust or some crap. While you're pondering this, the second gargoyle dive-bombs you from behind!
(...) You roll out of the way in the nick of time!
Fantasy: Pray to the Pirate God for healing.
(...) "O Pirate God, hear my-"
"Huh? What?!"
"Er... Are you the... Pirate God?"
"Aye. Whaddaya want?"
"You're a shark named Johnny? I don't even know what that's from..."
"Well, what exactly were ya expectin'?!"
"I dunno, like a One Piece reference or something- hey, can you do something about these missing limbs?"
"Look kid, I'm kind of busy right now. Whittle yourself a peg limb or somethin'."
A small log appears next to you on the floor.
Fantasy: Open shiny chest.
(...) You reach out your hands and lift the lid of the gilded chest, revealing a swirling pillar of golden light! You reach into the chest to retrieve its contents, and...
You found the Dungeon Map!Press the hyperlink to get into the
Subscreens and look at the
DF Map Archive Subscreen!
Click the up and down arrows to
select a floor to view.FW: Fight!
(...) You toss your battleaxe at the remaining gargoyle,
(...) but it shoots into the air, dodges the flying axe, and tackles you! The axe continues to fly through the air, straight at Mutie!
(...) He deflects the axe with his foretentacle, sending it flying back toward you! The axe passes straight over you, slicing the gargoyle clean in half! You are drenched in gargoyle blood as you hear the axe clang against a stone wall behind you.
FW: Surround HEN in a giant sphere of water and fling it at the gargoyle.
(...) You stand up as a rogue battleaxe whizzes past your head, then create a sphere of water somewhere below the windmill tower! The ball of water, now containing HEN, bursts out of the top of the tower, destroying several windmills! It then drifts above you. There don't appear to be any living gargoyles left, so you drop the water sphere. The thin stone floor crumbles beneath the weight of the sphere, and HEN falls through to the floor below!
The windmill tower begins to rumble and quake, and the water flow intensifies!Status
Player: dermonster
Name:
Derm Hell-binderOccupation: Elemental Mage/Summoner.
Location: Tower Complex, Bistökmafol
Currently: Testing water physics.
Inventory:
Robes | Spiffy Hat | Keyring|
Mutie (Commanding) |
Sword |
Armor |
Rat x2 (Commanding) | ≡Plump Helmet Roast≡
Wounds:
Heavy Burns |
Brittle SkullAbilities:
Gift of the Magi (...) |
Squishy Wizard |
Summoner (...) |
Tentacle Arm |
Water Blast |
Superheat |
Tectonic Shift |
Lightning Rod |
Bonesalve The Savior of Mending
Player: Frelock
Name:
Frelock Von-HeisenbergOccupation: Luck-o-mancer (Manipulating probabilities of things)
Location: Tower Complex, Bistökmafol
Currently: Slicing gargoyles to bits.
Inventory:
Gold Coin |
Peasant Robes | Golden Pocket Watch |
Map of Westport |
Long Sword |
Armor |
Spring ShoesWounds:
No LiverAbilities:
Smooth Criminal |
Accident Waiting to Happen |
Befuddlement |
Legsplosion |
Greater Legsplosion |
Armsplosion |
Lich Curse
Player: monk12
Name:
EdgarOccupation: Sky Pirate
Location: Courtyard, Bistökmafol
Currently: Damnit, what's that from?!
Inventory:
Sleeveless Long Coat |
Grappling Hook |
Harpoon Gun | Bloody Arrow |
Case of Booze | Mysteeeeeeerious Package | Scrying Orb |
Ghost of Bloodbeard (Commanding)Wounds:
Right Forearm Missing |
Left Arm Missing |
Missing Leg x2 |
Very Heavy Bleeding x2 |
FaintAbilities:
Booze Power (...) |
Terraphobia |
Side-quest Radar |
Possessed |
Faint
Player: HighEndNoob
Name:
HighEndNoobOccupation: Ninja Sniper
Location: Tower Complex, Bistökmafol
Currently: Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Inventory: Robe |
Throwing Dagger x18 | Musket | Musket Ammo x18 |
Sword |
Tattered Shirt |
Leaf Barrel |
Map of BistökmafolWounds:
Missing Tooth |
Heavy BleedingAbilities:
Immaculate Aim |
Clumsy Fighter |
'Splode On Impact |
Best Death EVAR |
Legendary Swimmer
Player: _DivideByZero_
Name:
Urist AnvilsmasherOccupation: Soapmaker
DescriptionLocation: Tower Complex, Bistökmafol
Currently: Getting teh XPs stolen from him by a kitteh.
Inventory: Cave Spider Silk Shoes x2 |
Monkeytear the Fanciness of Wearing | Bar of Kitten Tallow Soap |
Battle Axe |
Bamboo Pegarm |
Stone Arm |
OzurlidodWounds:
Missing Arm x2 | Crooked Toe |
Heavy Bruising |
Missing Tooth x2 |
Black EyeAbilities:
Dabbling Surgeon (...) |
Meager Social Ability |
Martial Trance |
Prehensile Beard | Legendary Leatherworker
Name:
MutieDescription: A giant mass of biological matter with a cat head sticking out of it. It takes orders from Derm.
Inventory: None
Wounds: None
Abilities: None
Locations
Ashiorid
Hellfire Cove
The BorealisCondition:
Sunk
Westport
Mayor's Ogomspoxom's Former Manor
Forest Retreat
Nolsmustul, Goblin Fortress