FANTASY TURN:The quest for
The Keystone has begun.
Goals"KIDNAP THE MAYOR OF THIS TOWN AND ESCAPE" Complete!Throw Ogomspoxom into the fires of Mt. Helmath! Complete!Establish diplomatic relations with the Goblins! Failed MiserablyBrave the depths of Bistökmafol and deliver the package.
Current SoundtrackMarsh LandActionsFW: Teleport up to Frelock.
Mutie: Continue Katamari-ing. Grab stragglers as you pass by.
(...) You flay some skin off your back, teleporting it to a random location. God, that's nasty.
(...) Mutie continues to roll up the stairs, arriving at the top floor! You can see Frelock wrestling with some gargoyles nearby.
Fantasy: Find the rest of the team
(...) Due to your total of 0.5 usable limbs, you are forced to rely on your limited levitation powers. You feel yourself lift several inches off the ground! Having no source of leverage to move yourself quickly while levitating, you instead resort to utilizing Newton's Third Law, firing your grappling hook opposite the direction you want to go! Your grappling hook flies out of its spring-loaded casing and propels you backward, through the doorway at the head of the courtyard and into the entrance hall! At last, you can-
You collapse in the entrance hall due to blood loss.
FW: Lift spherical object with beard.
(...) You try to pick up Mutie with your beard, but you succeed only in getting your facial hair lodged in one of his crevices. Mutie starts rolling up the stairs, tugging on your beard and dragging you along! Try as you might, you can't dislodge your beard!
Fantasy: WIll the water to lift me up and float (AKA gain Hydromancy)
(...) You feel yourself lift off the ground and float back up to the floor above! You drift out of the stream of water and land on your back by the large chest.
Fantasy: Jump on the back of a gargoyle and tame it.
(...) You leap at the nearest gargoyle, but fall short! The gargoyle grabs you by the face in midair and tosses you across the roof! You hit the ground hard and roll to a stop!
*GRRRRR*
The second gargoyle leaps at Mutie, but he rolls out of the way
(...) and spins around, ripping a chunk out of Urist's beard and flinging him at the gargoyle!
(...) The gargoyle twists out of the way and continues to fly toward Mutie!
(...) Mutie backflips (?) over the gargoyle and lands next to the stairs unharmed, flinging Derm off in the process.
*Creepy Slurping Noise*
The last gargoyle catches
(...) Derm in midair,
(...) but he twists out of the way and lands safely nearby!
Status
Player: dermonster
Name:
Derm Hell-binderOccupation: Elemental Mage/Summoner.
Location: Tower Complex, Bistökmafol
Currently: Formulating soon-to-be atrocities.
Inventory:
Robes | Spiffy Hat | Keyring|
Mutie (Commanding) |
Sword |
Armor |
Rat x2 (Commanding) | ≡Plump Helmet Roast≡
Wounds:
Heavy Burns |
Brittle SkullAbilities:
Gift of the Magi (...) |
Squishy Wizard |
Summoner (...) |
Tentacle Arm |
Water Blast |
Superheat |
Tectonic Shift |
Lightning Rod |
Bonesalve The Savior of Mending
Player: Frelock
Name:
Frelock Von-HeisenbergOccupation: Luck-o-mancer (Manipulating probabilities of things)
Location: Tower Complex, Bistökmafol
Currently: Unsuccessfully attempting to hug gargoyles.
Inventory:
Gold Coin |
Peasant Robes | Golden Pocket Watch |
Map of Westport |
Long Sword |
Armor |
Spring ShoesWounds:
AsthmaAbilities:
Smooth Criminal |
Accident Waiting to Happen |
Befuddlement |
Legsplosion |
Greater Legsplosion |
Armsplosion |
Lich Curse
Player: monk12
Name:
EdgarOccupation: Sky Pirate
Location: Courtyard, Bistökmafol
Currently: Hovering.
Inventory:
Sleeveless Long Coat |
Grappling Hook |
Harpoon Gun | Bloody Arrow |
Case of Booze | Mysteeeeeeerious Package | Scrying Orb |
Ghost of Bloodbeard (Commanding)Wounds:
Right Forearm Missing |
Left Arm Missing |
Missing Leg x2 |
Very Heavy Bleeding x2 |
FaintAbilities:
Booze Power (...) |
Terraphobia |
Side-quest Radar |
Possessed |
Faint
Player: HighEndNoob
Name:
HighEndNoobOccupation: Ninja Sniper
Location: Tower Complex, Bistökmafol
Currently: Resting on that shiny chest he doesn't seem to have noticed yet.
Inventory: Robe |
Throwing Dagger x18 | Musket | Musket Ammo x18 |
Sword |
Tattered Shirt |
Leaf BarrelWounds:
Missing Tooth |
Heavy BleedingAbilities:
Immaculate Aim |
Clumsy Fighter |
'Splode On Impact |
Best Death EVAR |
Legendary Swimmer
Player: _DivideByZero_
Name:
Urist AnvilsmasherOccupation: Soapmaker
DescriptionLocation: Tower Complex, Bistökmafol
Currently: Twitching on the ground.
Inventory: Cave Spider Silk Shoes x2 |
Monkeytear the Fanciness of Wearing | Bar of Kitten Tallow Soap |
Battle Axe |
Bamboo Pegarm |
Stone Arm |
OzurlidodWounds:
Missing Arm x2 | Crooked Toe |
Heavy Bruising |
Missing Tooth x2 |
Black EyeAbilities:
Dabbling Surgeon (...) |
Meager Social Ability |
Martial Trance |
Prehensile Beard | Legendary Leatherworker
Name:
MutieDescription: A giant mass of biological matter with a cat head sticking out of it. It takes orders from Derm.
Inventory: None
Wounds: None
Abilities: None
Locations
Ashiorid
Hellfire Cove
The BorealisCondition:
Sunk
Westport
Mayor's Ogomspoxom's Former Manor
Forest Retreat
Nolsmustul, Goblin Fortress
Author
Topic: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 126: Booze Mist Rising] (Read 302713 times)