FANTASY TURN:The quest for
The Keystone has begun.
Goals"KIDNAP THE MAYOR OF THIS TOWN AND ESCAPE" Complete!Throw Ogomspoxom into the fires of Mt. Helmath! Complete!Establish diplomatic relations with the Goblins! Failed MiserablyBrave the depths of Bistökmafol and deliver the package.
Current SoundtrackMarsh LandActionsFW: Summon a horde of small rats. Go into the fortress with them in the lead.
(...) Five rats appear by your side and follow you and Mutie into the fortress! You descend a ramp at the end of the drawbridge and emerge into a large entrance hall. The hall has no windows or openings other than the entrance you came through, and yet it is illuminated by a dim yet iridescent light. You are flanked by rows of statues, leading to a trade depot at the center of the room. You can see spiral staircases on either side of the trade depot.
FW: Shout loudly while wildly swinging war hammer, axe, and leg-chucks with my three beard-appendages. Then make Rhesus Pieces.
(...) You charge the pack of Macaques swinging your assorted weapons!
(...) You smack the first Macaque in the chest, shattering its ribs!
(...) The second Macaque leaps onto your head, blinding you!
(...) Despite your obscured vision, you manage to slice the third Macaque clean in half with your axe!
(...) The fourth Macaque pops off your stone arm and runs off with it!
(...) The last Macaque leaps around your leg-chucks and jabs you in the crotch! You fall to the ground in pain and the two remaining Macaques stand over you, kicking and biting!
Fantasy: Find a Mirrorclan person to fight.
(...) You run into the vertical complex, leaping at the first person you see! He screams for mercy, but you beat him brutally until he can't move anymore. Mirror
clanshelter scum. Wait... this suit you're wearing... you ARE a Mirrorshelter clan member! This can't be right! Just then, the front door bursts open and a group of adventurers sprints into the room! The one at the front looks familiar. It's...
"Freeze, Mirrorshelter scum!"
...You?
Fantasy: Advance into the fortress continuing to sacrifice the (non-allied) guilty ones.
(...) You run along the drawbridge ahead of Edgar, approaching a ramp at the end. Ahead, you can see a large entrance hall.
Fantasy: Name my new rat friend Bloodbeard, then ride him into the trap hallway along the same path taken by the orb
"Come on Bloodbeard, let's- WHOOP"
You slip off the drawbridge and land on your back below, nearby a couple of monkeys beating on a Dwarf.
Status
Player: dermonster
Name:
Derm Hell-binderOccupation: Elemental Mage/Summoner.
Location: Entrance Hall, Bistökmafol
Currently: Looking over the entrance chamber.
Inventory:
Robes | Spiffy Hat | Keyring|
Mutie (Commanding) |
Sword |
Armor |
Rat x5 (Commanding)Wounds:
Heavy Burns |
Missing Left HandAbilities:
Gift of the Magi (...) |
Squishy Wizard |
Summoner (...) |
Tentacle Arm |
Water Blast |
Superheat |
Tectonic Shift |
Lightning Rod |
Bonesalve The Savior of Mending
Player: Frelock
Name:
Frelock Von-HeisenbergOccupation: Luck-o-mancer (Manipulating probabilities of things)
Location: Courtyard, Bistökmafol
Currently: Approaching the entrance chamber.
Inventory:
Gold Coin |
Peasant Robes | Golden Pocket Watch |
Map of Westport |
Long Sword |
Armor |
Spring ShoesWounds:
AsthmaAbilities:
Smooth Criminal |
Accident Waiting to Happen |
Befuddlement |
Legsplosion |
Greater Legsplosion |
Armsplosion |
Lich Curse
Player: monk12
Name:
EdgarOccupation: Sky Pirate
Location: Courtyard, Bistökmafol
Currently: Laying on his back.
Inventory:
Sleeveless Long Coat |
Grappling Hook |
Harpoon Gun | Bloody Arrow |
Case of Booze | Mysteeeeeeerious Package |
Giant Rat (commanding)Wounds:
Right Forearm Missing |
Left Arm MissingAbilities:
Booze Power (...) |
Terraphobia |
Side-quest Radar
Player: HighEndNoob
Name:
HighEndNoobOccupation: Ninja Sniper
Location: Moat, Bistökmafol
Currently: Slightly confused.
Inventory: Robe |
Throwing Dagger x18 | Musket | Musket Ammo x18 |
Sword |
Tattered Shirt |
Leaf BarrelWounds:
Missing Tooth |
Heavy Bleeding x2 |
UnconsciousAbilities:
Immaculate Aim |
Clumsy Fighter |
'Splode On Impact |
Best Death EVAR
Player: _DivideByZero_
Name:
Urist AnvilsmasherOccupation: Soapmaker
DescriptionLocation: Courtyard, Bistökmafol
Currently: Hating those Rhesus to pieces.
Inventory: Cave Spider Silk Robe | Cave Spider Silk Shoes x2 | Bar of Kitten Tallow Soap |
Battle Axe |
Bamboo Pegarm |
Stone Arm |
Ozurlidod |
≡Silver Warhammer≡ |
Legchucks | Rat Bone Splint | Chunk of Steel
Wounds:
Missing Arm x2 | Crooked Toe |
Stunned |
Heavy BruisingAbilities:
Dabbling Surgeon (...) |
Meager Social Ability |
Martial Trance |
Prehensile Beard
Name:
MutieDescription: A giant mass of biological matter with a cat head sticking out of it. It takes orders from Derm.
Inventory: None
Wounds: None
Abilities: None
Locations
Ashiorid
Hellfire Cove
The BorealisCondition:
Sunk
Westport
Mayor's Ogomspoxom's Former Manor
Forest Retreat
Nolsmustul, Goblin Fortress