FANTASY TURN:The quest for
The Keystone has begun.
Goals"KIDNAP THE MAYOR OF THIS TOWN AND ESCAPE" Complete!Throw Ogomspoxom into the fires of Mt. Helmath! Complete!Establish diplomatic relations with the Goblins! Failed MiserablyBrave the depths of Bistökmafol and deliver the package.
Current SoundtrackMarsh LandActionsFW: Ride mutie across the bridge. Gain control of disobedient rats.
(...) "Come on Mutie, let's go!"
"MrrrrooW̰͕̠̟̮̙̰̹̥̦̯͐̀ͪ̀ͣ̎̄̿͘͞ͅḣ̸̛̫̹̙̘͗̊̇͂̋ͣ͐̎̚ͅE̶͉̦̘̲͇̼̱͍̙̳̖̽̽̂̆ͨͣ͟n͓̜͚̫̠̗̖̳̯̆̈́͗̾́̕͟͜:̸̵͊͛͂̽̋͋ͭ͂̑̈̓́̔͆͏̷͇͖̭̥̱͚̰̮̬̪̼Ţ̸͍̟͔̮̺͕͉̗̮̖̱̒̍ͣ̊ͯͬ̾ͦ̍ͮ̎͟ḧ̸̴̶́ͨͦͮͣ̐̐ͪͥͯ̈̅̎ͦ͆ͣ̓̐̏͘͏͙̣͉͍̜̻͚̬̪̭̪̞e̗͕̙͖͍̠̬̣͚̺͖̰̞͚̘̳ͨ͊͗̊ͥͦ̅͋̽̍ͫͦ̀͟ͅ:̸̢̪͔̰̗̰̜̟͔͓͙̭̲̝̉ͮͭ̑̋͢͡U͙̺̺̬͖͙̩̼̙͚̯̘̼̮̭̩̲̘͍͑͂̑̇ͯ̀͆͂ͨ́́͘͞ň̙̫̼͇̦̪̈́̓̾ͭͪ̀ͥͯ̓͗ͫ̔̃́̚̚̕͠H̳̱̣͔̩͚̫̗̤͗͛ͨͬ͋ͫ͒̒̀͗̋̂̆̿͟͠ͅƠ̧̘͖̥͓̩̠̯̥͖͎̼̹̹͎̾͊͂͘͢͠ͅĹͨ̌̾͂̃̅̍̄̌̒̄ͦ̿̀̚҉̻̩̖̬͓̼̪y̷̧̺̣͚̦̺̍̍̈́̽̾̄̍͆̑̒̃ͪ̔͗̿̈́ͩ͗̀:̡́͛ͩͦͣ̆ͦ̌̔ͬ̓͋͒̈́͆͛́͏̣̥̗̫̫̱͉͔͖͇͉̫̭̱̰̦t̡͓̹͉̞̼̫̰̳̪͔̫͙͉̟͋̽ͪͥ̔́́R̷̰̪͖̣̻̺ͩͣ̒͂̉ͥ͐ͥ͗̓̋̒͊ͬͦİ̜̪̹̝̝̮̤͇͔̙͈̼̫̻̫͚̦͔̉͌ͥ̽ͤ͘͢͡n̸̴͇͔̯͇͓̤̊̑̅̿̎̓ͨͪȉ̸̡̛͉̺͈̳̺̠̥̜̥͖͎̩̯̯̠͆̋̓ͨ̃͑́̕T̽ͩ͋ͧ͑́ͣ͏̕҉̷̹̬̗͉̤̞̠͎͎̩̩̱͍̣͜y̶̡͈̘̺̙̱̘̥͐̅̎̒́̐͑ͤͨ̃̌ͩ̊̏:̝͉̰̯̲͇͔͕̲̟͚͚̟͈̼͋͊͂ͣͩ͒̏ͭ̋ͮͭ̾͋̔̒̒̌͟͠o̡̔̄̊̄̚͜͝҉͖̬̗͖̬͕̹̮̭͞Ḟ̡̧͈̻̳̣̻̣̄́̿̔ͭ̆̎̊͜:̨̺͉͚̘̙̗̞̲̜̟̝͇ͩ̆̑ͥ̏ͩ͗͛͛̿ͪ̌͂̊̉͒̽ͥ̌͜͝͝ͅh̶̴̢̡̗̫̱͔̥̘͇̼͍͎̫̤̝̬̘̪̤͔͛̔̇͒ͨ̏̍͟ͅĮ̓̆̎͗̔ͥͣ̀̚҉̯̞̣͕P͖̭̙̞̞̳̹͉̰̄̂͂̀̐ͭͭ͗ͮͦ̽̈́̚͠͡p̸̺͓̖̳̦͍̝͔͇͊̆̐͐̈́͒̈͗͆̈́̀̚͘ǫ̷͙̝͙̘͕̺̬̻̥͕̥̞̒ͪͪ̃̂̄ͥ̏̒ͯ͌͘͠ͅ:ͣͧ͑̆ͣ̿ͩ̾͏͠͏̨͈̬̬͍̗̣͓̥̺̥͍̗̞̮̙̻̳k̷̨͚̳̦̤͈̮͙͉ͦ͂ͥ̉͒̆̓ͮ͐̃̐̕͝͠i̧̢̳͙͎͙̼̹̗̯̝͔̘͍̦̬͓̬͊́͛͒ͧ̓ͦ͞ͅT̶̙̱͚͕̬͓̫̱̗̳̦͇̱̣͓ͫͬ͂͐ͣ̄ͭ̓ͫͧ̍͆̍̅ͮ̋ͮͫ͜͡T̹̭̞͍̙̬̙͎̝̗̥̙͎̹̦͍̯ͧ͊͛̌̃͂̀ͯ̏͛͑̌ͩ̆̽̓̐͑͟͟͟͡͞e͗̑͑̉͊ͯͪ͞͝͏̷̝͙̬͎̥̝̭̝n̝̼̺̝̦̯͓̫̱̫̬̺̱͖̟̘̓̔̍̇̚͘͞ͅ:̡̆ͯ͐̌͆̋̉̄̋ͭ͘͏̟̖̫͔̻͙͖̙̝͉̪̩̮́͘ͅͅa̛̜̝̯̳̬̪̩͙͂ͭ̓̂̊ͣͥ́͐͐͑̔̓̏͝͝͠N̶̴͖̬̩̪͉̤̟̗̥̹͓̱̳̱̯̼ͧ̍͑ͦDͮ̌ͤ͐̃̈̓ͬ̄̉̍̍͑͋̔͏̴̛͔̭̞̭͙̟͕̼͝ͅ:̴̧̗̥͕̰̦͍͈̠͙̺̘̿̄̀ͯͪͦ̉̉̈́͊͛̐ͤ͂̎́̚ͅẁ̢̭͍̼̦͒͗͐͂ͧ̄̊̒̀ͪͬ͊ͩ̉̋̈́ͭ̓͜a̧̠͙͉̮͎̜̬̗̪̣͎̓͗̏͂̒̀͢ͅͅM̸̡̦͕̯͓͈̟̩͈̆̌̓̆ͫͦ̎͒ͪ̈́̑̂̓̈̽ͯ́ḃ̞̝̻̖̺͍̣͖̜̖̯͕̻̩͖̳̽͌ͤ̈ͩ̾̐̑̾ͨ̀̕l̷͌̐̅̊͆ͨ̽͋͒̇̐̅͒̔ͭ̔̚͏̠̝͖̭̯͈̮̠E̷̼̳̫͎̹̥̺̭͔̥͖̞ͩ̇̍̾͗̓ͫ̏̚̚̕͢r̶̮̞̼͕̻͎̫̗̟͉͚͕̮̣̣̳̲̬͒ͪ̒̑̇̈́͛ͮ͗͛͢͜͝:̷̡̩͕͕̟̥̝͓̃̆͐̐̄ͦ̉ͣ͛̅ͯ̋͛ͥ͐ͥͧ̓m̧̩̜̦̲̱͓͉̺͎̉ͦ̽̇ͪ̆̐̔̍̇̓̍̔ͪ̑́͠͡Ė̞̩͎̘͈̩̥̳̳̰̠͇̺̯̂̂ͬ͛̃ͪ̔̆ͯ͐͌͢͠ͅͅe̶̶̵̐͌̉͑͛̒҉̞̜̤͈̥̘̜̠̲̺͓̻͙͠t̵̸̶̡̗̼̣̬̼̥͍̙̯̺̹̺͙̪̦̙̖͍͊̔̃̅ͪ̏̚:̛̎̒̑̋ͤ̆̇̃̆̂̍̀́҉͖̰̲̖͎tͧ͛̂̓͌̂ͫ̊ͦ͗́̎ͮ̽̇̽͂͘͜͏̱̠͇̬̬̣́H̶͍͕̰̼̪̼̪̮̦͈̠̞̣̬ͫ̂͆̾ͯ̾ͣ̓̊ͧ̈͋ͯ̀͜͜͢ę̷̘͍͇͉̖̻̬͎͉͔̓͛̀ͪ̽̃ͧ͆̚͟:ͧ͋͛ͣ͊̾ͤͯ̚͏͙̖͈͝r̋̐͒̔ͧ̎̿̐̔̌̿ͫ̔͞҉̯̣̫I̪̞̤͈̯̊̂̄ͯ̈́͟͜͟v̧̦̪̞̍̓̅͝Ȩ̬̟̤̭ͭ̍ͤ͆̆ͣͬͯ̓ͮ̇̍ͫ͋̕Ṙ̴̷̢̲̫̦̠͚̠̺̲̯̓̐͒ͮͬ͌ͩ́͝sͬͦ̍̀ͦ̈́̌ͣ̋ͩ̎͒ͬ͋ͭ͏̶̬̦̺͇͉́̕͜:̵̨̘͔̭̣̙͚̦̖̝̺̒̇͂ͩ̈́͗ͫ̿͐͂̅̒̾̇̀͘s͍͈̭͓̼͇̻̞̰͒̑̌͊ͫͣ́̽ͯ̒͒͐̒̓͂̇̚͝ͅhͭͭ̎͑̓͒̏̂̉̋̽̃̋ͨ̇̊ͩ̀̎͏͜҉̯̥̝͚͍̗̥̟̤͍̤̫͜a̴͔̯̬̐̑̓̓ͨ̽ͣ̍̀̏́͝ļ̓̏̑̃̈́̔̾͏̦͖͓͈͖̤͓͚̩̰̹̱͝͡ͅḽ̥̭̻̻͕̻̥̯̤̺̙͌̓̇̎̅̓͗̒̔̽̍̐͒̅̋̀͡ ̶̷̺̲͉̙͕̺͉̭̣̣͎͔̹̩̻̠̩͔̭̄̔̒̆̐͂͛̀̚̚f̨͔̺͖͙͚̫̩̹̹͖̥̼̼̗͉̜̰͍̼ͣ̓ͧ̓͂ͭͪ̍ͫͨ̄͒̽͆̓ͤͣͧ̚͜l̴̢̰̠̮̤̟̙̑̈̈̉́ǫ̪̳̤͎̩̳̦̯̥̟̮̣̬͚͇̹̞ͦ̐̈́͆͆ͣ̈́̃̽̿́̅ͩ͗̆ͥ̕͢͡͞ͅw̢̮͙̘̘̗̰̻̬̮̖̬̙͔̮͇̰̖̫̲͋̃ͫ͋͌͐̿̈ͮ̔̎̑̓̂͊̓͠:̧̹̥̙̍̍͑͑̄͛͛͆͝w̸̧̜̭̠͓͙͔͔̱̦̻̿ͪ̐̈́ͫ̍͊̈́̄ͣ͟ͅI̡̐ͯͫ̏̄̀̕͟͞҉̰͕͔͕T̷̶̎ͯ̓̋ͬ͂ͮ̇͋̈̒̈́͌͜͢͏̹̦͚͓̫̣h̢̢̜͉̥̥͈̺̲͇͍̯͎̠͓̽ͨ̑͒ͦ̆͊̅̑́ͯ̇̀͠:͓̪͎̗͎̝̯̺̤̰͕̀̑̔͐̾̇̏̊ͭ̊͂̚̚̕͢T̸̰͉̣͙́̄͛ͩ̌̈́ͪ̇͆̿̄̄̿̀͡hͨ̃̊̆ͪͬ͘҉̰͓̥̥̟̙̦͍̭̲͈̤̮Ẽ̸͖̻̣̺͉͖̓̎ͦ̋́:̵̷͓̣̜͙̲͂ͣͤ͛ͦ̆̋B̶̢͚͎͔̘̯̠͇͙̯̣͔̱̞̟̍͆ͭ͂͆̌̏̍ͫl̗̪̼̠̪̯̖͔̰̖̫̜̠̖̗̞̥̳̆͌̑̉̐̑ͬ́̚̚Ȏ͓̞͕̳̟͚͖͌̐̐͗̊̆͒̂̈́̊̈́̐̌̀͡o̷̧̢̻̩͍̣̻̲̼̩͖̞̽̅̎ͨ̂̇̌͒ͦ̾͑ͧ̚͟ḑ̋̂̅͋̑́́̓͒͆͊̉ͤ͗̃́́̚͏̲͉̟̣͈͉̮͈̩̪̭͚̺̺̥̻̫̘ͅ:̵̬̝͇͖̭̙̤̻̰̯ͯͤͩ͛͆ͭ̃̎ơ͖̱̺̭͍̠͚͚̣̜͕̣̲̳̥͕͊ͥͤ̽̏͋͠ͅF̴̢̢̞̱̲̞͙͔̗̼̥ͭ̀̄̑̿̂͒ͬ̓̽ͭͫ̀͛͘͘:̡̡̛̫̯̹͈̱̝͕̹̭̜ͪ̆ͬ͒̒ͥ̽ͤ͗ͪ͞m̵̏̿ͮ̂̎̊ͫ͆ͮͬ̂ͥ̀͐͐ͤ͢͡͏̶͈̳̭͙̘̗͔̫̭̣͍̞̤̙͉Ỡ̗͈̪̟̘̖̫̻͖̳̙̺̣̖̞̗̣̬̞ͬ͂ͪ̈́͗͗ͣ̀͘͜R̪̝͚̹̰ͥͨ̊̍̔͂ͭ̀́͘͜͝͡ẗ̶̡̧̢̗̹̤͓͉̯͓́ͭ̀ͭ̂͒̽̆͊̽ͪ̽̈͋ͤ̌̚Ä͌̑͐̎͆͐̉͏͟͏̵̫̟͓̟̤̹̬̦̯̤̠ͅͅļ̸̛̳̳̺̯̦̙̹̠̣̜̭̞̄̽̄ͣ̒̋͒ͮ̽ͮͪͥ̿̊̋͗ͣ̀s̼̲̗ͥͯ͒̆̾͒̒ͦ̌͑̆ͣͬ̎̈́̐̚͝͝͝oowwwr!~"
"You're so silly, Mutie! Come on!"
You ride Mutie over to the drawbridge and approach the cages with rats in them, then convince one of them to come with you! You release it from the cage, and it scampers to Edgar's side. Apparently it prefers him.
Fantasy: Wake up. This is no time for sleeping!
(...) You continue to sink into a deep sleep...
around you, you can see a vast wasteland. Through the thick sheet of stinging sand blowing past you, you see a towering monolith of rock. Twisting needles of stone extend from its sheer surface, winding ever-higher into the sky. Dug into the side of the cliff is an enormous complex of rooms, extending vertically and overlooking the barren plains of sandstone below. Light shines from the grid of narrow windows lining the complex's surface, doing little to illuminate the encroaching darkness of twilight. Night approaches in the badlands, home of the Mirrorshelter clan. Home of your enemies.Fantasy: Roll scrying orb down the entrance to the fort, triggering any and all traps
(...) You toss the orb like a bowling ball, watching it roll toward the other end of the drawbridge. As it goes, it triggers several dozen cage traps and a few weapon traps before disappearing into the fortress.
Fantasy: FINISH HIM (the rat, using my sword).
(...) You slice open the rat and sacrifice its blood to your god! The blood begins to shimmer and swirl around you, materializing into a brand new arm! You feel a bit better now as well.
FW: Infiltrate fortress, find drawbridge lever, catapult rocks into fort to punch a hole in the wall.
(...) You immediately slip off the drawbridge into the courtyard below! As you stand up and brush yourself off, you look around the open grassy area. A set off pipes runs across the courtyard, one made of microcline and the other of bauxite. You can feel intense heat radiating from the bauxite pipe. Both pipes run up the side of the fortress, twisting out of sight. Suddenly, a pack of ravenous
Rhesus Macaques leaps out from behind some bushes and charges at you!
Status
Player: dermonster
Name:
Derm Hell-binderOccupation: Elemental Mage/Summoner.
Location: Courtyard, Bistökmafol
Currently: Petting Mutie's cancerous mass.
Inventory:
Robes | Spiffy Hat | Keyring|
Mutie (Commanding) |
Sword |
ArmorWounds:
Heavy Burns |
Missing Left HandAbilities:
Gift of the Magi (...) |
Squishy Wizard |
Summoner (...) |
Tentacle Arm |
Water Blast |
Superheat |
Tectonic Shift |
Lightning Rod |
Bonesalve The Savior of Mending
Player: Frelock
Name:
Frelock Von-HeisenbergOccupation: Luck-o-mancer (Manipulating probabilities of things)
Location: Moat, Bistökmafol
Currently: Absorbing blood.
Inventory:
Gold Coin |
Peasant Robes | Golden Pocket Watch |
Map of Westport |
Long Sword |
Armor |
Spring ShoesWounds:
AsthmaAbilities:
Smooth Criminal |
Accident Waiting to Happen |
Befuddlement |
Legsplosion |
Greater Legsplosion |
Armsplosion |
Lich Curse
Player: monk12
Name:
EdgarOccupation: Sky Pirate
Location: Courtyard, Bistökmafol
Currently: Bowling for traps.
Inventory:
Sleeveless Long Coat |
Grappling Hook |
Harpoon Gun | Bloody Arrow |
Case of Booze | Mysteeeeeeerious Package |
Giant Rat (commanding)Wounds:
Right Forearm Missing |
Left Arm MissingAbilities:
Booze Power (...) |
Terraphobia |
Side-quest Radar
Player: HighEndNoob
Name:
HighEndNoobOccupation: Ninja Sniper
Location: Moat, Bistökmafol
Currently: Experiencing character development.
Inventory: Robe |
Throwing Dagger x18 | Musket | Musket Ammo x18 |
Sword |
Tattered Shirt |
Leaf BarrelWounds:
Missing Tooth |
Heavy Bleeding x2 |
UnconsciousAbilities:
Immaculate Aim |
Clumsy Fighter |
'Splode On Impact |
Best Death EVAR
Player: _DivideByZero_
Name:
Urist AnvilsmasherOccupation: Soapmaker
DescriptionLocation: Courtyard, Bistökmafol
Currently: Facing his
5th worst enemy.
Inventory: Cave Spider Silk Robe | Cave Spider Silk Shoes x2 | Bar of Kitten Tallow Soap |
Battle Axe |
Bamboo Pegarm |
Stone Arm |
Ozurlidod |
≡Silver Warhammer≡ |
Legchucks | Rat Bone Splint | Chunk of Steel
Wounds:
Missing Arm x2 | Crooked Toe
Abilities:
Dabbling Surgeon (...) |
Meager Social Ability |
Martial Trance |
Prehensile Beard
Locations
Ashiorid
Hellfire Cove
The BorealisCondition:
Sunk
Westport
Mayor's Ogomspoxom's Former Manor
Forest Retreat
Nolsmustul, Goblin Fortress