FANTASY TURN:The quest for
The Keystone has begun.
Goals"KIDNAP THE MAYOR OF THIS TOWN AND ESCAPE" Complete!Throw Ogomspoxom into the fires of Mt. Helmath! Complete!Establish diplomatic relations with the Goblins! Failed MiserablyBrave the depths of Bistökmafol and deliver the package.
Current SoundtrackMarsh LandActionsFW: "Would someone get over here and FIX MY DAMN RIBS?" Lets try the summoning method again.
(...) "WOULD SOMEONE FIX MY- ah screw it I'll do it myself."
Your ribs instantly mend themselves, and you feel a new magic enter your body!
Fantasy: Open Mysteeeeeeerious Package
(...) You rip open the sealed package and find a scroll inside! Unraveling it, you find that it is covered in Dwarvish writing. You can't understand Dwarven. Rat, yes. Dwarven, no. Suddenly, you feel something tickling your HUD!
You pull a small, odd-looking orb out of your pocket.
"HEY! LISTEN!"
"AAAAAHHHH!!!"
"Stop trying to open the package. It's for the council, not you. By the way, I stuffed a scrying orb in your pocket before you left the ship. You can use it to talk to LeChuck and I from inside the fortress."
"I'm sensing a lack of trust here."
"That's what the trial is for, Edgar. NOW GET TO WORK!"
Fantasy: Heal myself.
(...) You suck the poison out of your arm! Oh wait, that's blood. You ingest about a pint of your own blood and pass out.
FW: Find the drawbridge and put lots of big, heavy rocks on it.
(...) You carry several huge rocks over to the drawbridge and place them carefully at the edge!
Fantasy: Continue in my search for a suitable sacrifice.
(...) You approach the side of the fortress. Suddenly, a giant rat leaps out of the moat at you!
(...) It collides with you and knocks you to the ground, causing your skull to crack! On the bright side, this rat is crawling with sin.
Status
Player: dermonster
Name:
Derm Hell-binderOccupation: Elemental Mage/Summoner.
Location: Ghost Ship, Bistökmafol
Currently: Thinking of the possibilities.
Inventory:
Robes | Spiffy Hat | Keyring|
Mutie (Commanding) |
Sword |
ArmorWounds:
Heavy Burns |
Missing Left HandAbilities:
Gift of the Magi (...) |
Squishy Wizard |
Summoner (...) |
Tentacle Arm |
Water Blast |
Superheat |
Tectonic Shift |
Lightning Rod |
Bonesalve The Savior of Mending
Player: Frelock
Name:
Frelock Von-HeisenbergOccupation: Luck-o-mancer (Manipulating probabilities of things)
Location: Moat, Bistökmafol
Currently: Struggling under rat-girth.
Inventory:
Gold Coin |
Peasant Robes | Golden Pocket Watch |
Map of Westport |
Long Sword |
Armor |
Spring ShoesWounds:
Black Eye |
Missing Right Arm |
AsthmaAbilities:
Smooth Criminal |
Accident Waiting to Happen |
Befuddlement |
Legsplosion |
Greater Legsplosion |
Armsplosion |
Lich Curse
Player: monk12
Name:
EdgarOccupation: Sky Pirate
Location: Courtyard, Bistökmafol
Currently: Checking out that floating HUD he didn't notice before.
Inventory:
Sleeveless Long Coat |
Grappling Hook |
Harpoon Gun | Bloody Arrow |
Case of Booze | Mysteeeeeeerious Package | Scrying Orb
Wounds:
Right Forearm Missing |
Left Arm MissingAbilities:
Booze Power (...) |
Terraphobia |
Side-quest Radar
Player: HighEndNoob
Name:
HighEndNoobOccupation: Ninja Sniper
Location: Moat, Bistökmafol
Currently: Passed out.
Inventory: Robe |
Throwing Dagger x18 | Musket | Musket Ammo x18 |
Sword |
Tattered Shirt |
Leaf BarrelWounds:
Missing Tooth |
Heavy Bleeding x2 |
UnconsciousAbilities:
Immaculate Aim |
Clumsy Fighter |
'Splode On Impact |
Best Death EVAR
Player: _DivideByZero_
Name:
Urist AnvilsmasherOccupation: Soapmaker
DescriptionLocation: Courtyard, Bistökmafol
Currently: Preparing for the next phase of his Dorf pilgrimage.
Inventory: Cave Spider Silk Robe | Cave Spider Silk Shoes x2 | Bar of Kitten Tallow Soap |
Battle Axe |
Bamboo Pegarm |
Stone Arm |
Ozurlidod |
≡Silver Warhammer≡ |
Legchucks | Rat Bone Splint | Chunk of Steel
Wounds:
Missing Arm x2 | Crooked Toe
Abilities:
Dabbling Surgeon (...) |
Meager Social Ability |
Martial Trance |
Prehensile Beard
Locations
Ashiorid
Hellfire Cove
The BorealisCondition:
Sunk
Westport
Mayor's Ogomspoxom's Former Manor
Forest Retreat
Nolsmustul, Goblin Fortress