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Author Topic: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 126: Booze Mist Rising]  (Read 302616 times)

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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 103: Hard Mode Unlocked]
« Reply #1275 on: June 16, 2011, 12:14:46 pm »

*Double post poke*
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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 103: Hard Mode Unlocked]
« Reply #1276 on: June 17, 2011, 11:22:48 am »

Booze solves any problem. ANY PROBLEM.

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Turn 104
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META TURN:

THIS IS THE FUTURE

Goals
Find the keycard stations.

Current Soundtrack
?

Actions
RW: Singalong
RW: Tweak the odds just before the group singalong if I can.
Meta: Do a group Sing ALong
RW: Continue bashing the stagehand with one hand, while punching another with my other hand, and strangling a third with my beard. Sing along while doing so.
Meta: Singalong/Light demon stagehands on fire
(...) The stagehands corner you all and prepare to feast on your flesh!

"Uh... uh... quick! Singalong!"

"No! Not yet! Its time will come..."
"We have to sing something!"
"Hmmmmm..."

Searching through his bank of tired stereotypes, Monk has a revelation! He uses his hidden power of hootchkinesis which may or may not ever be mentioned again to produce several large kegs of alcohol!

"BOOOOOOZE!"

Our heroes, the audience and stagehands proceed to get hilariously drunk.

...

"Is this th-thing *urp* on?! Ohkey, hit it Chuckie... heh."
"Aye, *hic*, cap'n." *Begins playing piano*


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You wake up hours later to find the theater completely trashed. The floor is littered with trash and various bodily fluids. You have no idea how long you were out, but you have a splitting headache. Luckily, the demonic stagehands are passed out as well.

Status

Player: dermonster
Name: Derek L.
Occupation: Video game Developer/designer.
Location: Russia, Holodeck
Currently: Wrecked.
Inventory: Underwear | Watch
Wounds: Heavy Burns
Abilities: Code Expert | Neckbeard | NERD RAEG | Hangover

Player: Frelock
Name: Frederick Stephonavich
Occupation: Actuary (Knowing probabilities of things)
Location: Russia, Holodeck
Currently: Drooling.
Inventory: Underwear | Watch
Wounds: Missing Arm | Heavy Bleeding
Abilities: Uncanny Prediction | Actuary's Lament | Tweak the Odds (...) | Hangover

Player: monk12
Name: Monk
Occupation: Troper
Description: Characteristically wears nice hats. Top hats, pirate hats, fedoras, you name it. Hopefully still has one in his possession.
Location: Russia, Holodeck
Currently: Dizzy.
Inventory: Underwear | Balloon Animal | Watch
Wounds: None
Abilities: Applied Phlebotinum | TV Tropes Will Ruin Your Life | MacGyvering | Telekinesis | Pyrokinesis | Hangover

Player: HighEndNoob
Name: Kyle Hammers
Occupation: Janitor
Location: Russia, Holodeck
Currently: Sporting the shakes.
Inventory: Underwear | Watch | Ashcraver
Wounds: Missing Legs | Triple Head Bumps | Blind
Abilities: That's The Power of Pinesol, Bitch! | Clean Freak | Custodial Might | EMT | Digitigrade Legs | Telepathy | Clairvoyance | Hangover

Player: _DivideByZero_
Name: John Freeman
Occupation: Drill Sergeant
Location: Russia, Holodeck
Currently: Nauseous.
Inventory: Underwear | Watch | Fake Sword
Wounds: None
Abilities: Major Payne | Fullmetal Jacket | Apocalypse Now | Hangover


Group Attacks
Impromptu Singalong
Spur of Conflagration to Giga Lazor

Locations

The S.S. Periclase

Main Deck

Deck 2

Maintenance Deck 3, Main Elevator

Maintenance Deck 3, Living Quarters

Maintenance Deck 3, Engineering Lab

EARTH!

Elevator Controls

Interrogation Room 7E-365 (Deck M3): You were all shackled to chairs in here when you woke up. The door has been dropkicked off its hinges. There's circuitry on the walls, a row of monitors, and a row of 5 chairs.


Spoiler: INITIATING RTD ROUTINE (click to show/hide)
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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 104: *Hic*]
« Reply #1277 on: June 17, 2011, 11:28:39 am »

RW: Start looting the stagehands.

FW: "Would someone get over here and FIX MY DAMN RIBS?" Lets try the summoning method again.
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"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 104: *Hic*]
« Reply #1278 on: June 17, 2011, 03:19:18 pm »

Meta: Cure hangover with booze!

Fantasy: Open Mysteeeeeeerious Package

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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 104: *Hic*]
« Reply #1279 on: June 17, 2011, 03:27:32 pm »

What, exactly, are the effects of a 9?

RW: Gather the collected hangover energy in the room into a ball of hangover, then hadoken it at the stagehands.

FW: Keep working on that Limbsplosion Beam.
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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 104: *Hic*]
« Reply #1280 on: June 17, 2011, 03:29:21 pm »

RW: Gather the collected hangover energy in the room into a ball of hangover, then hadoken it at the stagehands.
Things like this are the reason why there is no such thing as an RTD Rulebook.
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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 104: *Hic*]
« Reply #1281 on: June 17, 2011, 03:55:34 pm »

What, exactly, are the effects of a 9?
From now on you will get a hangover every time you roll a 9. How's that?

Really though, this is probably the only time a 9 being rolled won't result in an exploding building or worse.
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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 104: *Hic*]
« Reply #1282 on: June 17, 2011, 11:31:42 pm »

Meta: Slap myself, than find a random Gauss Rifle/Mop on the floor.
Fantasy: Heal myself.
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(5) You manage to struggle free of the guards and sprint to a safe distance before tossing a knife at one! (5 + 1 = 6) The throwing knife zips through the air, slitting a guard's throat! It then travels around the group of guards like a boomerang. It (5) Slits another throat, (Three 6's in a row!) decapitates three more (!), (4) slices open the last guard's arm, and (2) narrowly misses a random bystander. It then flies back into your hand. Holy crap.

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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 104: *Hic*]
« Reply #1283 on: June 17, 2011, 11:33:06 pm »

RW: Train beard-strangling.
FW: Find the drawbridge and put lots of big, heavy rocks on it.
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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 104: *Hic*]
« Reply #1284 on: June 18, 2011, 09:26:29 am »

Meta
Player: NoahTophatz
Name: Roboz
Occupation: Skilled Warbot
Description: Dangerous looking steel Warbot Menacing with Spikes of steel he sometimes randomly sparks
Abilities: Optimal Course (Roll 3 or more for best result) | Robot skills Glitch (if roll two or less)
Fantasy
Player: NoahTophatz
Name: Mr Hatz
Occupation: Talking, thinking and walking Tophat
Description: A Tophat with a face and arms and legs of silk
Abilities: Fully Awesome | Almost no combat abilities| Hide

I hope you dont mind me giving myself abilities
Edit: Meta has only three abilities
« Last Edit: August 01, 2011, 04:02:22 am by NoahTophatz »
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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 104: *Hic*]
« Reply #1285 on: June 19, 2011, 03:21:36 am »

Back, and oh what a wonderful power the sing-along is.

Meta: Coup de Grace the stagehands

Fantasy: Continue in my search for a suitable sacrifice.
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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 104: *Hic*]
« Reply #1286 on: June 20, 2011, 12:33:59 am »

I hope you dont mind me giving myself abilities
I don't, but you're only keeping three of those on the Meta character.

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Turn 105
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META TURN:

THIS IS THE FUTURE

Goals
Find the keycard stations.

Current Soundtrack
Potential For Anything

Actions
RW: Start looting the stagehands.
(...) You swipe a pair of tight denim jeans and a t-shirt from one of the stagehands. It was starting to get drafty in here!
Meta: Cure hangover with booze!
(...) All the simulated kegs are out of simulated booze! You'll have to deal with your simulated hangover for now.
Meta: Slap myself, than find a random Gauss Rifle/Mop on the floor.
(...) You punch yourself in the face, knocking a few teeth loose! Searching the floor, you find a freaking gauss rifle!
RW: Train beard-strangling.
(...) You practice your asphyxiation technique on the unconscious stagehands, killing one in the process! You're getting creepily good at this.
Meta: Coup de Grace the stagehands
(...) You snap the neck of every stagehand you can find. You probably got all of them...

Status

Player: dermonster
Name: Derek L.
Occupation: Video game Developer/designer.
Location: Russia, Holodeck
Currently: Getting dressed.
Inventory: Underwear | Jeans | T-shirt | Watch
Wounds: Heavy Burns
Abilities: Code Expert | Neckbeard | NERD RAEG | Hangover

Player: Frelock
Name: Frederick Stephonavich
Occupation: Actuary (Knowing probabilities of things)
Location: Russia, Holodeck
Currently: FINISHING THEM
Inventory: Underwear | Watch
Wounds: Missing Arm | Heavy Bleeding | Faint
Abilities: Uncanny Prediction | Actuary's Lament | Tweak the Odds (...) | Hangover

Player: monk12
Name: Monk
Occupation: Troper
Description: Characteristically wears nice hats. Top hats, pirate hats, fedoras, you name it. Hopefully still has one in his possession.
Location: Russia, Holodeck
Currently: Hangover...ing.
Inventory: Underwear | Balloon Animal | Watch
Wounds: None
Abilities: Applied Phlebotinum | TV Tropes Will Ruin Your Life | MacGyvering | Telekinesis | Pyrokinesis | Hangover

Player: HighEndNoob
Name: Kyle Hammers
Occupation: Janitor
Location: Russia, Holodeck
Currently: Wielding a GAUSS RIFLE.
Inventory: Underwear | Watch | Ashcraver | Gauss Rifle
Wounds: Missing Legs | Triple Head Bumps | Blind | Missing Tooth x3 | Light Bleeding
Abilities: That's The Power of Pinesol, Bitch! | Clean Freak | Custodial Might | EMT | Digitigrade Legs | Telepathy | Clairvoyance | Hangover

Player: _DivideByZero_
Name: John Freeman
Occupation: Drill Sergeant
Location: Russia, Holodeck
Currently: This thread will now get a Google hit for Tentacle Snuff Porn.
Inventory: Underwear | Watch | Fake Sword
Wounds: None
Abilities: Major Payne | Fullmetal Jacket | Apocalypse Now | Hangover


Group Attacks
Impromptu Singalong
Spur of Conflagration to Giga Lazor

Locations

The S.S. Periclase

Main Deck

Deck 2

Maintenance Deck 3, Main Elevator

Maintenance Deck 3, Living Quarters

Maintenance Deck 3, Engineering Lab

EARTH!

Elevator Controls

Interrogation Room 7E-365 (Deck M3): You were all shackled to chairs in here when you woke up. The door has been dropkicked off its hinges. There's circuitry on the walls, a row of monitors, and a row of 5 chairs.


Spoiler: INITIATING RTD ROUTINE (click to show/hide)

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« Last Edit: June 20, 2011, 12:37:29 am by Gatleos »
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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 105: TENTACLE SNUFF PORN]
« Reply #1287 on: June 20, 2011, 01:09:20 am »

RW: Go outside and examine surroundings. Try to look for high tech stuff to play with.
FW: Ride mutie across the bridge. Gain control of disobedient rats.

TENTACLE SNUFF PORN
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"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 105: TENTACLE SNUFF PORN]
« Reply #1288 on: June 20, 2011, 01:41:38 am »

ok edited
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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 105: TENTACLE SNUFF PORN]
« Reply #1289 on: June 20, 2011, 10:36:14 am »

Meta: Seeing that Mythbusters has failed me, he my wounds, and possibly find replacement teeth.
Fantasy: Wake up. This is no time for sleeping!
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(5) You manage to struggle free of the guards and sprint to a safe distance before tossing a knife at one! (5 + 1 = 6) The throwing knife zips through the air, slitting a guard's throat! It then travels around the group of guards like a boomerang. It (5) Slits another throat, (Three 6's in a row!) decapitates three more (!), (4) slices open the last guard's arm, and (2) narrowly misses a random bystander. It then flies back into your hand. Holy crap.
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