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Author Topic: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 126: Booze Mist Rising]  (Read 299039 times)

Dermonster

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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 102: TEH TRUTH REVIELED]
« Reply #1245 on: June 09, 2011, 01:25:08 pm »
Pffft I am laughing.

RW: Find technical equipment and fashon some weird gadget.

FW: Heal self.
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 96: CLEANZ0R LIKES CLEANSING]
« Reply #1246 on: June 09, 2011, 01:44:28 pm »
My eye, hold on a second...
Quote from: Gatleos on May 23, 2011, 03:06:41 am
Quote from: Frelock on May 23, 2011, 03:02:33 am
Meta: Check my now lost eye's temperature, then go to prosthetics to get a new one.
Nah, your eye will be fine. Besides, you're kind of locked on this floor now.

You said it would be fine.  YOU SAID IT WOULD BE FINE.  *Goes off sobbing hysterically*

Meta: Say "Computer, End Simulation."

Fantasy:Head toward the fortress, and find some non-allied guilty blood to sacrifice.
« Last Edit: June 10, 2011, 04:38:05 am by Frelock »
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monk12

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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 102: TEH TRUTH REVIELED]
« Reply #1247 on: June 09, 2011, 01:45:54 pm »
Meta: Sacrifice audience members to hippo

Fantasy: Using the power of booze (and the promise of additional booze in the future) tame the caged rats, then release them

This plan can only end well.
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Gatleos

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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 102: TEH TRUTH REVIELED]
« Reply #1248 on: June 09, 2011, 01:52:37 pm »
Quote from: Frelock on June 09, 2011, 01:44:28 pm
My eye, hold on a second...
Quote from: Gatleos on May 23, 2011, 03:06:41 am
Quote from: Frelock on May 23, 2011, 03:02:33 am
Meta: Check my now lost eye's temperature, then go to prosthetics to get a new one.
Nah, your eye will be fine. Besides, you're kind of locked on this floor now.

You said it would be fine.  YOU SAID IT WOULD BE FINE.  *Goes off sobbing hysterically*
Quote from: Gatleos on May 31, 2011, 11:13:25 pm
Player: Frelock
Name: Frederick Stephonavich
Occupation: Actuary (Knowing probabilities of things)
Location: ?
Currently: Spraying blood from the eye that had a thermometer jammed further into it when he landed OH GOD
Inventory: Explosive Collar | Jumpsuit | Laser Dagger | Cheetah Arm
Wounds: Missing Arm | Heavy Bleeding
Abilities: Uncanny Prediction | Actuary's Lament | Tweak the Odds (...)

Quote from: Frelock on June 09, 2011, 01:44:28 pm
Fantasy:"I admit, rat, you are better than I am.  I'm smiling because there's something you don't know.  I'm not right handed!"  Switch sword to left hand and make that guilty rat pay.
He's missing a head now. LeChuck stole your kill.
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Quote from: shadowform on August 29, 2010, 03:05:49 pm
Think of it like Sim City, except with rival mayors that seek to destroy your citizens by arming legions of homeless people and sending them to attack you.
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it would be funny to see babies spontaneously combust
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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 102: TEH TRUTH REVIELED]
« Reply #1249 on: June 09, 2011, 07:47:29 pm »
...Why did they get those kills when they rolled ONES?
Edit: lolfail is rats dodging yes
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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 102: TEH TRUTH REVIELED]
« Reply #1250 on: June 09, 2011, 09:44:05 pm »
Meta: Find a random Fake weapon
Fantasy: Jump out of the moat in a ninja way.
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(5) You manage to struggle free of the guards and sprint to a safe distance before tossing a knife at one! (5 + 1 = 6) The throwing knife zips through the air, slitting a guard's throat! It then travels around the group of guards like a boomerang. It (5) Slits another throat, (Three 6's in a row!) decapitates three more (!), (4) slices open the last guard's arm, and (2) narrowly misses a random bystander. It then flies back into your hand. Holy crap.

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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 102: TEH TRUTH REVIELED]
« Reply #1251 on: June 10, 2011, 04:36:58 am »
Action edited.

Also, just to let you know, I'm going on a camping road trip for a week, so I'm probably not going to be around.  I'll need to either be autoed, or have a sub.  My apologies for the short notice.
« Last Edit: June 11, 2011, 02:12:45 am by Frelock »
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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 102: TEH TRUTH REVIELED]
« Reply #1252 on: June 11, 2011, 04:54:56 am »
Quote from: Frelock on June 10, 2011, 04:36:58 am
Action edited.

Also, just to let you know, I'm going on a camping road trip for a week, so I'm probably not going to be around.  I'll need to either be autoed, or have a sub.  My apologies for the short notice.
I thank you for any notice at all.

Redwarrior0! You can post Frelock's next few actions if you're around, otherwise I'll NPC him.
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Quote from: shadowform on August 29, 2010, 03:05:49 pm
Think of it like Sim City, except with rival mayors that seek to destroy your citizens by arming legions of homeless people and sending them to attack you.
Quote from: Moonshadow101
it would be funny to see babies spontaneously combust
Gat HQ (Sigtext)
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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 102: TEH TRUTH REVIELED]
« Reply #1253 on: June 11, 2011, 12:05:33 pm »
Revision: first person who is currently on the waiting list to post here can control Frelock during his absence. Just need DbZ, then I'll start the next turn.
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Quote from: shadowform on August 29, 2010, 03:05:49 pm
Think of it like Sim City, except with rival mayors that seek to destroy your citizens by arming legions of homeless people and sending them to attack you.
Quote from: Moonshadow101
it would be funny to see babies spontaneously combust
Gat HQ (Sigtext)
++U+U++ // ,.,.@UUUUUUUU

Dermonster

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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 102: TEH TRUTH REVIELED]
« Reply #1254 on: June 11, 2011, 12:07:13 pm »
Quote from: Gatleos on June 11, 2011, 12:05:33 pm
Just need DbZ, then I'll start the next turn.

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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 102: TEH TRUTH REVIELED]
« Reply #1255 on: June 11, 2011, 12:38:38 pm »
Alright, we got DbZ, here's the next turn.

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Turn 102.5
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META TURN:

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Illicit humorous response.

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Crickets

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Quote from: dermonster on June 11, 2011, 12:07:13 pm
Make witty observation.
(...) It is funny because DbZ is the initials of both _DividebyZero_ and Dragon Ball Z. You attempt to make light of this serendipitous coincidence as the crux of your impending joke. Your levity, however, falls on deaf ears. The sound of chirping crickets may be heard in the distance.

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Location: Forum Games and Roleplaying, Bay12 Forums
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Inventory: Expensive Suit | Cigar (Lit)
Wounds: Broken Funny Bone
Abilities: None
« Last Edit: June 11, 2011, 12:41:35 pm by Gatleos »
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Quote from: shadowform on August 29, 2010, 03:05:49 pm
Think of it like Sim City, except with rival mayors that seek to destroy your citizens by arming legions of homeless people and sending them to attack you.
Quote from: Moonshadow101
it would be funny to see babies spontaneously combust
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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 102.5: Don't Explain The Joke]
« Reply #1256 on: June 11, 2011, 12:47:30 pm »
Opps!

RW: Slay suspicious stagehands while singing horribly.
FW: Save HEN.
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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 102.5: Don't Explain The Joke]
« Reply #1257 on: June 11, 2011, 02:20:59 pm »
I'm here!
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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 102.5: Don't Explain The Joke]
« Reply #1258 on: June 11, 2011, 05:05:20 pm »
Derm has a cigar?
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Dermonster

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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 102.5: Don't Explain The Joke]
« Reply #1259 on: June 11, 2011, 05:07:08 pm »
An awesome cigar!
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
Moved to SufficientVelocity / Spacebattles.
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