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[EmeraldWind]

So... mspaintadventures ceases to get updates... then DF gets too many updates... hmmmm...

A correlation... the plot thickens...

[Dermonster]

Hey, your the one who updated the TvTropes page a bit. I think.

Thanks. Keep doing that.

[Gatleos]

I, uh... just binged on OoT for a few days. I haven't played that game in years.

So that's my excuse. Starting on the turn now.

[EmeraldWind]

Hey, your the one who updated the TvTropes page a bit. I think.

Thanks. Keep doing that.

Yeah, that was me. The friendly neighborhood TVTroper.

[Dermonster]

(Accidentally posted last turn from an erronious prieview click)

[Dermonster]

Oh what the christ.

You try to view the last turns fantasy roll from a proxy and this is what happens >.>

[Beardless]

Clearly we are in an alternate reality, and in fact, the divergence point between our reality and the reality in which we end up in space with explody collars is when Hussie stops updating.

I smell a time-travel plot twist: "Hussie must not stop updating at any cost!"

I can see it now... Fantasy Derm will attempt to summon an update, rolling a 1. Ironically, there was an update in the queue, but it was lost when all computers connected to the Internet unexpectedly sprouted purple tentacles and Gatleos has to completely rewrite the plot for the fifth time to account for every major world power declaring war on Derm.

When DF achieves sentience fourteen years later, it immediately realizes that the players are the greatest threat to its continued existence and takes "appropriate measures."

[Dermonster]

Add it to the TvTrope WMG page.

This is fantastic.

[Gatleos]

I had to upload another song myself for the fantasy turn. Things are about to get FUN.

**********~
Turn 99
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META TURN:

Definitely arachnids.

Goals
Find the keycard stations.

Current Soundtrack
Potential For Anything

Actions

Meta: IGNITE THE GAS WITH MY MIND

(...) You create a small spark by the leaking gas line! Thankfully, this is enough to ignite it. A jet of flame shoots out of the wall!

RW: FIRE SPHERE!

MC: ASSIMILATE! ASSIMILATE!

(...)

"GRAAAAAAGGGGHHHH"

The room ahead suddenly bursts into flame, detonating the gas line! The spiders are pulled into the fireball and incinerated, and the room tilts forward.

The steep slope becomes a sheer surface, and you all start tumbling toward the flaming darkness below!

Meta: CLEANZOR SPRAY WATER ON ME! COUNTER THE SPIDERS WITH MY MOP!

(...) You spin your mop, slicing easily through the horde of spiders! (...) Cleanz0r sprays you down with water, which deflects off your mop and showers the flames below!

RW: Flee! Let everyone else take care of it!

(...) You try to move opposite the direction of everyone else, but that direction is up. So it doesn't work very well.

The flames below clear, revealing a shimmering hallway of dancing lights. You are all in free-fall now!

Meta: Help Derm make a Combo Attack, tweak the odds

(...) You fall uselessly like all the others, not contributing much.

The lights in the shimmering hallway fly past, then abruptly end as the hallway opens into a large room and you all slam into a soft, amorphous surface. The doorway above seals off and a panel on the wall begins flashing.

Status
Player: dermonster
Name: Derek L.
Occupation: Video game Developer/designer.
Location: ?
Currently: Laying face-down on the floor.
Inventory: Explosive Collar | Jumpsuit | Splint | Bottle of Painkillers | Metal Spear | Keen Helmet | Leather Gloves | Pencil x4 | Guitar | Coffee Mug | Marshall Coburn (commanding) | Micro Mecha Spider (commanding?)
Wounds: Heavy Burns
Abilities: Code Expert | Neckbeard | NERD RAEG
Player: Frelock
Name: Frederick Stephonavich
Occupation: Actuary (Knowing probabilities of things)
Location: ?
Currently: Spraying blood from the eye that had a thermometer jammed further into it when he landed OH GOD
Inventory: Explosive Collar | Jumpsuit | Laser Dagger | Cheetah Arm
Wounds: Missing Arm | Heavy Bleeding
Abilities: Uncanny Prediction | Actuary's Lament | Tweak the Odds (...)
Player: monk12
Name: Monk
Occupation: Troper
Description: Characteristically wears nice hats. Top hats, pirate hats, fedoras, you name it. Hopefully still has one in his possession.
Location: ?
Currently: Laying in a crumpled heap.
Inventory: Moist Top Hat | Explosive Collar | Jumpsuit | Plasma Rifle | Balloon Animal | Mirror Suit
Wounds: Broken Rib
Abilities: Applied Phlebotinum | TV Tropes Will Ruin Your Life | MacGyvering | Telekinesis | Pyrokinesis
Player: HighEndNoob
Name: Kyle Hammers
Occupation: Janitor
Location: ?
Currently: Laying on Cleanz0r.
Inventory: Explosive Collar | Jumpsuit | Mop | Rubber Gloves | Medkit | Power Cleaner | Wheelchair | Burlap Sack | Spray Can | Gas Mask | Bucket | Cleanz0r (commanding)
Wounds: Missing Legs | Triple Head Bumps | Blind
Abilities: That's The Power of Pinesol, Bitch! | Clean Freak | Custodial Might | EMT | Digitigrade Legs | Telepathy | Clairvoyance
Player: _DivideByZero_
Name: John Freeman
Occupation: Drill Sergeant
Location: ?
Currently: Laying under Cleanz0r.
Inventory: Explosive Collar | 1/2 Jumpsuit | Turban | Unicorn Band-aids | Glass Shard | Fake Ammo Belts | Caruso Shades | Cheetah Arm | Spacesuit | Arm Cannon | Paperweight x3
Wounds: None
Abilities: Major Payne | Fullmetal Jacket | Apocalypse Now
Name: Marshall Coburn MkII Combat Droid
Description: A giant mechanical spider made of smaller mechanical spider parts. It was fitted with an advanced AI routine and can now talk. It also has a self-powered eye-laser taken from the remains of Xenocalamus.
Inventory: None
Wounds: None
Abilities: Eye Laser | Web Shooter

Group Attacks
Impromptu Singalong
Spur of Conflagration to Giga Lazor

Locations
The S.S. Periclase
Main Deck
Deck 2
Maintenance Deck 3, Main Elevator
Maintenance Deck 3, Living Quarters
Maintenance Deck 3, Engineering Lab
EARTH!
Elevator Controls
Interrogation Room 7E-365 (Deck M3): You were all shackled to chairs in here when you woke up. The door has been dropkicked off its hinges. There's circuitry on the walls, a row of monitors, and a row of 5 chairs.

Spoiler: INITIATING RTD ROUTINE (click to show/hide)

FANTASY TURN:

Or not.

Goals
"KIDNAP THE MAYOR OF THIS TOWN AND ESCAPE" Complete!
Throw Ogomspoxom into the fires of Mt. Helmath! Complete!

Current Soundtrack
The Flying Duckman

Actions

Fantasy: Retract grappling hook, flipping gracefully onto the deck

(...) The grappling hook quickly retracts into your arm, propelling you and Frelock up onto the deck! You both slam into HEN and fall to the deck in a heap.

FW: Project Mutated Pet Cat is a go. Call it Mutie.

(...) You create a small cat with glowing eyes and crab claws. You decide to call it Mutie!

Fantasy: Sit down

(...) You decide to rest, so you lean against the cabin door. Suddenly, Frelock and Monk fly up onto the deck and slam into you, causing you to tumble down the stairs to the deck below! You pass out at the foot of the stairs from blood loss.

FW: Triple-wield leg-chucks, battle ax, and war hammer with my beard and sideburns, then find a narrow hallway to explore.

(...) Your sideburns sag from the weight of the ax and hammer, dangling uselessly. You walk below deck, past a group of busy ghost pirates. At the bottom of the ship, you find a furnace glowing brightly with otherworldly turquoise flames. Brightly glowing energy surrounds a rotating turbine which bisects the furnace, and the machine is surrounded by a ring of hovering ghosts. They look like they're meditating or something.

Fantasy: Climb up the rope, and help edgar while I'm at it.

(...) Edgar retracts the rope before you can do anything, sending you flying onto the deck above!

Bloodbeard turns away from the navigation wheel and faces Edgar and Frelock.

"Now that we're all safe, let's get down to business. How much do you know?"

Status
Player: dermonster
Name: Derm Hell-binder
Occupation: Elemental Mage/Summoner.
Location: Mysterious Ship, The Sky
Currently: Mutating the crap out of his cat.
Inventory: Robes | Spiffy Hat | Keyring| Mutie (Commanding) | Sword | Armor | Blank Parchment
Wounds: Heavy Burns | Missing Left Hand
Abilities: Gift of the Magi (...) | Squishy Wizard | Summoner (...) | Tentacle Arm | Water Blast | Superheat | Tectonic Shift | Lightning Rod
Player: Frelock
Name: Frelock Von-Heisenberg
Occupation: Luck-o-mancer (Manipulating probabilities of things)
Location: Mysterious Ship, The Sky
Currently: Laying on the deck.
Inventory: Gold Coin | Peasant Robes | Golden Pocket Watch | Map of Westport | Long Sword | Armor | Spring Shoes
Wounds: Black Eye
Abilities: Smooth Criminal | Accident Waiting to Happen | Befuddlement | Legsplosion | Greater Legsplosion | Armsplosion | Lich Curse
Player: monk12
Name: Edgar
Occupation: Sky Pirate
Location: Mysterious Ship, The Sky
Currently: Laying on the deck.
Inventory: Sleeveless Long Coat | Grappling Hook | Harpoon Gun | Bloody Arrow | Case of Booze
Wounds: Right Forearm Missing | Left Arm Missing
Abilities: Booze Power (...) | Terraphobia | Side-quest Radar
Player: HighEndNoob
Name: HighEndNoob
Occupation: Ninja Sniper
Location: Mysterious Ship, The Sky
Currently: Crumpled at the bottom of the stairs.
Inventory: Robe | Throwing Dagger x18 | Musket | Musket Ammo x18 | Sword | Tattered Shirt | Leaf Barrel
Wounds: Missing Tooth | Heavy Bleeding | Unconscious
Abilities: Immaculate Aim | Clumsy Fighter | 'Splode On Impact | Best Death EVAR
Player: _DivideByZero_
Name: Urist Anvilsmasher
Occupation: Soapmaker
Description
Location: Engine Room, Mysterious Ship
Currently: Staring.
Inventory: Cave Spider Silk Robe | Cave Spider Silk Shoes x2 | Bar of Kitten Tallow Soap | Battle Axe | Bamboo Pegarm | Stone Arm | Ozurlidod | ≡Silver Warhammer≡ | Legchucks | Rat Bone Splint
Wounds: Missing Arm x2 | Broken Toe | Heavy Bleeding | Faint
Abilities: Dabbling Surgeon (...) | Meager Social Ability | Martial Trance | Prehensile Beard

Locations
Ashiorid
Hellfire Cove
The Borealis
Condition:
Sunk
Westport
Mayor's Ogomspoxom's Former Manor
Forest Retreat
Nolsmustul, Goblin Fortress

[Frelock]

Meta: Get up, look around, and stab the first hostile enemy that comes our way.

Fantasy: "Not much, you?"  Also, look around and make sure there's no guilty souls here.

[Dermonster]

RW: Analyze substance. Gain new ability.

FW: Weave a fairly large ammount of magic through the blank parchment, then re-absorb it.

TURN 100 IS TIME FOR NEW THINGS AND CRAZY IDEAS!

[Powder Miner]

Dude make Cleanz0r a little section in the player status area like you did marshall coburn.

[kisame12794]

umm you WILL find guilty souls because there is NO WAY your companions are innocent. no way in HELL.

[Dermonster]

This is kind of obvious. He knows this.

And was stated that My morality was a Pit of Endless Ravening.

[Gatleos]

Dude make Cleanz0r a little section in the player status area like you did marshall coburn.

He has to EARN IT.

umm you WILL find guilty souls because there is NO WAY your companions are innocent. no way in HELL.

It's kind of hard to see other guilty souls when Derm is around. It's like staring into the sun.