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Author Topic: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 126: Booze Mist Rising]  (Read 299151 times)

Gatleos

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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 97: Portents of Hilarious Doom]
« Reply #1170 on: May 27, 2011, 03:39:24 pm »
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Turn 97.π
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What the-

Goals
Breakfast Time

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Quote from: dermonster on May 27, 2011, 03:18:25 pm
Get dressed. Go downstairs. Get a bowl. Get some cereal.
(...) You get dressed and walk to the kitchen, where you pour yourself some Pumpkin Crisp. Suddenly, your radio alarm goes off upstairs! You hate it when that happens.

-is of unknown origin. What we do know, is that it has infected most major computer networks across the planet. In reaction, the federal government has put a halt to all wireless communication across national borders. More news as it becomes available-

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Player: dermonster
Name: Derek L.
Occupation: Bay12 Forumite
Location: Kitchen
Currently: Eating breakfast.
Inventory: Shirt | Pants
Wounds: None
Abilities: None

Locations
House
« Last Edit: May 27, 2011, 06:38:36 pm by Gatleos »
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Quote from: shadowform on August 29, 2010, 03:05:49 pm
Think of it like Sim City, except with rival mayors that seek to destroy your citizens by arming legions of homeless people and sending them to attack you.
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it would be funny to see babies spontaneously combust
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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 97.pi: Crisis]
« Reply #1171 on: May 27, 2011, 03:41:45 pm »
--> Quickly check favorite site. As an Internet addict, this sounds serious!
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"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 97.pi: Crisis]
« Reply #1172 on: May 27, 2011, 05:04:31 pm »
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Turn 97.42
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META META TURN:

What the-

Goals
???

Current Soundtrack
House

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Quote from: dermonster on May 27, 2011, 03:41:45 pm
--> Quickly check favorite site. As an Internet addict, this sounds serious!
(...) You rush to the computer. Luckily, your favorite site is already open. You refresh the page. Huh, still up. That's weird.



Status
Player: dermonster
Name: Derek L.
Occupation: Bay12 Forumite
Location: Office
Currently: Browsing.
Inventory: Shirt | Pants
Wounds: None
Abilities: None

Locations
House
« Last Edit: May 27, 2011, 06:39:05 pm by Gatleos »
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Quote from: shadowform on August 29, 2010, 03:05:49 pm
Think of it like Sim City, except with rival mayors that seek to destroy your citizens by arming legions of homeless people and sending them to attack you.
Quote from: Moonshadow101
it would be funny to see babies spontaneously combust
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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 97.pi: Crisis]
« Reply #1173 on: May 27, 2011, 05:05:43 pm »
Durr.

RW: Look for explosives to shoot.
FW: Remove soap and heal self. Come on!
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Dermonster

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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 97.42: v1.0]
« Reply #1174 on: May 27, 2011, 05:21:07 pm »
Check out MSpaintadventures.com
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"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
Moved to SufficientVelocity / Spacebattles.

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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 97.42: v1.0]
« Reply #1175 on: May 27, 2011, 05:58:16 pm »
keep it up derm, your also the one player i want not-dead specifically, i like all the others but i happen to be in the waiting list
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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 97.42: v1.0]
« Reply #1176 on: May 27, 2011, 06:04:32 pm »
Oh god Derm woke up in THE FUTURE. That devlog is spot on, as well.
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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 97.42: v1.0]
« Reply #1177 on: May 27, 2011, 06:05:15 pm »
Meta: Contruct Gauss rifle that fires cleaning substance bottles for ammo
Fantasy: Un-chock Urist.
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(5) You manage to struggle free of the guards and sprint to a safe distance before tossing a knife at one! (5 + 1 = 6) The throwing knife zips through the air, slitting a guard's throat! It then travels around the group of guards like a boomerang. It (5) Slits another throat, (Three 6's in a row!) decapitates three more (!), (4) slices open the last guard's arm, and (2) narrowly misses a random bystander. It then flies back into your hand. Holy crap.

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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 97: Portents of Hilarious Doom]
« Reply #1178 on: May 27, 2011, 06:24:17 pm »
 :D :slowly stands and begins to clap his hands in a dramatic fashion:

 ;) Hilarious! This must be made of adamantine because this sure is an epic thread!  ;D

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Gatleos

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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 97.42: v1.0]
« Reply #1179 on: May 27, 2011, 06:36:56 pm »
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Turn 97.8 FM
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META META TURN:

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House

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Quote from: dermonster on May 27, 2011, 05:21:07 pm
Check out MSpaintadventures.com
(...) Uhh... maybe you shouldn't have connected to the internet...



You hear a loud explosion from downstairs!

Status
Player: dermonster
Name: Derek L.
Occupation: Bay12 Forumite
Location: Office
Currently: Soiling himself.
Inventory: Shirt | Pants
Wounds: None
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House
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Quote from: shadowform on August 29, 2010, 03:05:49 pm
Think of it like Sim City, except with rival mayors that seek to destroy your citizens by arming legions of homeless people and sending them to attack you.
Quote from: Moonshadow101
it would be funny to see babies spontaneously combust
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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 97.8 FM: Chosen]
« Reply #1180 on: May 27, 2011, 06:43:31 pm »
Grab my Father crafted staff and abscond down the stairway!
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
Moved to SufficientVelocity / Spacebattles.

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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 97.8 FM: Chosen]
« Reply #1181 on: May 27, 2011, 07:01:55 pm »
I can't stop laughing. I KNEW this is how it would happen, too.
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Gatleos

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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 97.8 FM: Chosen]
« Reply #1182 on: May 27, 2011, 07:26:46 pm »
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Turn 97.9
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META META TURN:

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Pirate Fear

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Quote from: dermonster on May 27, 2011, 06:43:31 pm
Grab my Father crafted staff and abscond down the stairway!
(...) You grab your fancy walking stick and start to sneak down the stairs. The living room is completely trashed, with a large crater in the center of the room. Smoke clogs the air... and you can see something moving.

Status
Player: dermonster
Name: Derek L.
Occupation: Bay12 Forumite
Location: Living Room
Currently: Still soiling himself.
Inventory: Shirt | Pants
Wounds: None
Abilities: None

Locations
House
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Quote from: shadowform on August 29, 2010, 03:05:49 pm
Think of it like Sim City, except with rival mayors that seek to destroy your citizens by arming legions of homeless people and sending them to attack you.
Quote from: Moonshadow101
it would be funny to see babies spontaneously combust
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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 97.8 FM: Chosen]
« Reply #1183 on: May 27, 2011, 07:28:30 pm »
Stand at the ready!

(Wow raid, brb)
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
Moved to SufficientVelocity / Spacebattles.

Gatleos

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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 97.9: Time Rip]
« Reply #1184 on: May 27, 2011, 07:56:33 pm »
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Turn 0
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META META TURN:

What the-

Goals
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Current Soundtrack
Pirate Fear

Actions
Quote from: dermonster on May 27, 2011, 07:28:30 pm
Stand at the ready!
(...) The smoke stings your eyes, and you lower your guard for a moment. A small dart shoots out of the smoky darkness and sticks in your neck! You fall to the floor as the room starts to spin and a tall figure stands over you.

"..."

"HELLO, BAY12ERS. I WOULD LIKE TO PLAY A GAME."
You suddenly snap awake. Jeez, your head is killing you. Did you go out drinking last night? You can't remember. Finally your head clears, and you realize you're sitting upright in a chair. But... this isn't your chair...

Status
Player: dermonster
Name: Derek L.
Occupation: Bay12 Forumite
Location: Interrogation Room 7E-365, Maintenance Deck 3
Currently: Yep, still soiling himself.
Inventory: Shirt | Pants
Wounds: None
Abilities: None

Locations
House
« Last Edit: May 27, 2011, 07:58:05 pm by Gatleos »
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Quote from: shadowform on August 29, 2010, 03:05:49 pm
Think of it like Sim City, except with rival mayors that seek to destroy your citizens by arming legions of homeless people and sending them to attack you.
Quote from: Moonshadow101
it would be funny to see babies spontaneously combust
Gat HQ (Sigtext)
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