FANTASY TURN:The ruins of a once-great Goblin fortress.
Goals"KIDNAP THE MAYOR OF THIS TOWN AND ESCAPE" Complete!Throw Ogomspoxom into the fires of Mt. Helmath! Complete!Current SoundtrackCartesian WarfareActionsFantasy: Save Frelock! Shoot the people!.
(...) Loading your super medieval shotgun musket, you fire off two rounds at the agents!
(...) The human agent ducks out of the way, but the musket ball embeds itself in his leg!
(...) The elfy-looking agent holds Frelock in front of him like a human shield, and the shot pierces Frelock's leg! The agent tosses Frelock back at you!
(...) Using Frelock's flying body as a stepping stool, you fire off another shot at the Elf in midair!
(...) The Elf rises up to meet you in midair,
(...) but you anticipate the attack and swing around behind him,
(...) executing a high-flying German suplex!
Oh, I got an achievement!
Fantasy: Greater legsplosion, grab green orb back while he's distracted.
(...) Your legs shatter as you fly through the air! HEN uses you as a stepping stool, and you crash into the ground. The legsplosion doesn't seem to have affected anyone else.
FW: Tectonic shift the door out of the way. Look for magical artifacts.
George: Help out teammates.
(...) The door appears to be too heavy for you.
(...) George dives at the human agent!
(...) The agent moves to the side and wrenches the wooden spear away from George, then kicks him aside.
FW: Finish healing him, then heal myself.
(...) You hop back up to the window and finish bandaging Edgar's wounds, then wrap up your own gashes and lay down.
Fantasy: If healing isn't forthcoming, snipe the elfy-looking agent with my harpoon gun
(...) You shoot the harpoon gun at the Elf as he staggers to his feet!
(...) The harpoon impales him through the back! He looks injured, but doesn't seem to react to it in any way aside from annoyance.
Requesting backup in the northeastern glacier, Nolsmustul.
The human agent tosses the spear at HEN,
(...) but he jumps out of the way and prepares his gun to fire again.
Honestly? A harpoon?!
(...) The Elf manages to get back on his feet and yank on the harpoon cord! Monk is sent flying through the air, toward the gate!
Status
Player: dermonster
Name:
Derm Hell-binderOccupation: Elemental Mage/Summoner.
Currently: Waving his hands around ineffectually.
Inventory:
Robes | Spiffy Hat | Keyring |
George (commanding) |
Chattering Fangs (commanding) |
Sword |
ArmorWounds:
Heavy BurnsAbilities:
Gift of the Magi (...) |
Squishy Wizard |
Summoner (...) |
Water Blast |
Superheat |
Tectonic Shift
Player: Frelock
Name:
Frelock Von-HeisenbergOccupation: Luck-o-mancer (Manipulating probabilities of things)
Currently: About to pass out.
Inventory:
Gold Coin |
Peasant Robes | Golden Pocket Watch |
Map of Westport |
Long Sword |
Armor |
Spring Shoes |
Elica Larifera (commanding)Wounds:
Heavy Bleeding x3 |
Broken Leg x2 |
Black Eye |
FaintAbilities:
Accident Waiting to Happen |
Befuddlement |
Legsplosion |
Greater Legsplosion
Player: monk12
Name:
EdgarOccupation: Sky Pirate
Currently: Flying.
Inventory:
Sleeveless Long Coat |
Grappling Hook |
Harpoon Gun | Bloody Arrow |
Case of BoozeWounds:
Right Forearm Missing |
Left Arm Missing |
Very Heavy Bleeding |
FaintAbilities:
Booze Power (...) |
Terraphobia |
Side-quest Radar
Player: HighEndNoob
Name:
HighEndNoobOccupation: Ninja Sniper
Currently: Reliving his rich backstory that may or may not involve professional wrestling by day and assassinations by night.
Inventory: Robe |
Throwing Dagger x18 | Musket | Musket Ammo x18 |
Sword |
Tattered Shirt |
Leaf BarrelWounds:
Missing ToothAbilities:
Immaculate Aim |
Clumsy Fighter |
'Splode On Impact
Player: _DivideByZero_
Name:
Urist AnvilsmasherOccupation: Soapmaker
DescriptionCurrently: Laying in the gobbo tower.
Inventory: Cave Spider Silk Robe | Cave Spider Silk Shoes x2 | Bar of Kitten Tallow Soap |
Battle Axe |
Bamboo Pegarm |
Stone Arm |
Ozurlidod |
≡Silver Warhammer≡ |
Iron Chain | Rat Bone Splint
Wounds:
Missing Arm x2 |
Broken Toe |
Heavy Bleeding x2Abilities:
Dabbling Surgeon (...) |
Meager Social Ability |
Martial Trance |
Prehensile Beard
Name: George
Description:
A 1.5-foot-tall rat with a scorpion stinger, gills and fins! He takes orders from Derm.Inventory: None
Wounds: None
Abilities:
Amphibious
Locations
Ashiorid
Hellfire Cove
The BorealisCondition:
Sunk
Westport
Mayor's Ogomspoxom's Former Manor
Forest Retreat
Nolsmustul, Goblin Fortress
Author
Topic: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 126: Booze Mist Rising] (Read 302662 times)