FANTASY TURN:The ruins of a once-great Goblin fortress.
Goals"KIDNAP THE MAYOR OF THIS TOWN AND ESCAPE" Complete!Throw Ogomspoxom into the fires of Mt. Helmath! Complete!Current SoundtrackBrutal BattleActionsFW: Pull door open then enter in an impossibly over the top fashion. Pyrotechnics are heavily involved.
George: Enter room and strike a menacing pose.
Spmoxu: Facepalm audibly.
(...) Magical energy courses through your veins as you prepare a frighteningly potent spell. The throne room doors explode off their hinges and you fly into the room surrounded by swirling magical energy!
You grab the two axelords who were previously guarding the chieftain, then release all of your energy into their bodies and hurl them up toward the ceiling!
A wall of flame overhead obscures your vision, and the room disintegrates around you!
Fantasy: Pull the sword out of the wound, then dual wield it, say something menacing and witty and go at the goblins.
(...) The Goblin continues to press down on the embedded sword, but you manage to prevent it from going in any further!
Fantasy: Retract grappling hook arm, pulling myself across the room and as far from any hypothetical displays of pyrotechnics as possible
(...) Your grappling hook arm jams!
Fireball of Death!- Derm: (...) The blast of fire engulfs you and you're severely burned and sent flying into the wall!
- Spmoxu: (...) Spmoxu is incinerated by the blast, and collapses to the ground as a charred corpse.
- Edgar: (...) Just as Derm enters the room, you whirl around and leap through the throne room window! As you hurtle toward the ground, you feel a massive shockwave emanate from the top of the tower and spin around to see a huge explosion from the throne room!
- Chieftain: (...) The chieftain is obliterated by the blast and explodes into a cloud of ash!
- George: (...) JC nuzzles George onto his back and runs for the window!
- JC: (...) JC leaps through the window after Edgar, with George on his back!
FW: Kill gobbo, then use his shirt (he has one, right?) to bandage the wounds.
(...) You swing your axe at the gobbo, slicing its leg and bringing it to the ground!
Fantasy:Throw Throwing Star at Gobbo #4. 'Splode on impact.
(...) The throwing star flies off and explodes uselessly in midair.
GRAAAAHH!
The Goblin struggles on the ground, reaching for its axe!
Asa!
The Goblin attempts to get the better of Frelock!
(...) Frelock spins around, pins the Goblin to the ground, and pulls the sword out of his chest! He seems to be trying to come up with a witty one-liner.
The curious storm approaches at an unusual rate.Agent Heldshields: There it is again. We are sure of it, we have several Level 3 Raw Users in the northern glacier, centered around the Dark Goblin Fortress Nolsmustul.
Agent Passedrim: We are on our way.
Agent Salvenames: None shall escape.
Status
Player: dermonster
Name:
Derm Hell-binderOccupation: Elemental Mage/Summoner.
Currently: OH GOD OH WHY DERM JESUS WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU
Inventory:
Robes | Spiffy Hat | Keyring |
George (commanding) |
Giant Cat (commanding) |
Chattering Fangs (commanding) |
Sword |
ArmorWounds:
Broken Rib |
Heavy BurnsAbilities:
Gift of the Magi (...) |
Squishy Wizard |
Summoner (...) |
Water Blast |
Superheat |
Tectonic Shift
Player: Frelock
Name:
Frelock Von-HeisenbergOccupation: Luck-o-mancer (Manipulating probabilities of things)
Currently: Standing triumphant over his enemies.
Inventory:
Gold Coin |
Peasant Robes | Golden Pocket Watch |
Map of Westport |
Long Sword |
Armor |
Spring Shoes |
Elica Larifera (commanding)Wounds:
Heavy Bleeding x2 |
Black EyeAbilities:
Smooth Criminal |
Accident Waiting to Happen |
Befuddlement |
Legsplosion |
Greater Legsplosion
Player: monk12
Name:
EdgarOccupation: Sky Pirate
Currently: Flying. WHEEEEEEE!
Inventory:
Sleeveless Long Coat |
Grappling Hook |
Harpoon Gun | Bloody Arrow |
Case of BoozeWounds:
Right Forearm Missing |
Left Arm Missing |
Very Heavy BleedingAbilities:
Booze Power (...) |
Terraphobia |
Side-quest Radar
Player: HighEndNoob
Name:
HighEndNoobOccupation: Ninja Sniper
Currently: Throwing exploding crap everywhere.
Inventory: Robe |
Throwing Dagger x18 | Musket | Musket Ammo x21 |
Sword |
Tattered Shirt |
Leaf BarrelWounds:
Missing ToothAbilities:
Immaculate Aim |
Clumsy Fighter |
'Splode On Impact
Player: _DivideByZero_
Name:
Urist AnvilsmasherOccupation: Soapmaker
DescriptionCurrently: Hacking at gobbo knees.
Inventory: Cave Spider Silk Robe | Cave Spider Silk Shoes x2 | Bar of Kitten Tallow Soap |
Battle Axe |
Bamboo Pegarm |
Stone Arm |
Ozurlidod |
≡Silver Warhammer≡ |
Iron Chain | Rat Bone Splint
Wounds:
Missing Arm x2 |
Broken Toe |
Heavy Bleeding x2Abilities:
Dabbling Surgeon (...) |
Meager Social Ability |
Martial Trance |
Prehensile Beard
Name: George
Description:
A 1.5-foot-tall rat with a scorpion stinger, gills and fins! He takes orders from Derm.Inventory:
Wooden SpearWounds: None
Abilities:
Amphibious
Locations
Ashiorid
Hellfire Cove
The BorealisCondition:
Sunk
Westport
Mayor's Ogomspoxom's Former Manor
Forest Retreat
Nolsmustul, Goblin Fortress