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[Dermonster]

RW: Enter the lower left large room and start looting.

FW: "Well, yes. But they survived this long, I have no doubt that they will be either highly deadly, or as threatening as a trodden upon marshmallow. I hope you have an explanation for this king once he figures out what you just said wasn't hard to figure out. This language thing could be a dead give away. I could maybe summon an abomination and/or natural disaster if that helps at all. See George here. Shortly after I made him I summoned a hurricane by accident. Then boiled a group of guards alive in their suits.  And then summoned a giant ball of flesh when attempting to summon a tiger. That one exploded. Fun times. Then I set a forest on fire while I was at the top of a giant elven arena tree with an angry Unirat I had just made. Less fun. Still enjoyed it." Continue walking.

[_DivideByZero_]

RW: Find a weapon I can use. Preferably some of those explosives I was talking about.
FW: Slice goblin, then rush to safety.

[HighEndNoob]

Ignore this post

[HighEndNoob]

Meta: Explore
Fantasy: Help Urist

[monk12]

Meta: Pursue him! THE HIPPO DEMANDS BLOOD

Fantasy: Challenge the chieftain to single combat for leadership of the Dark Fortress



Goblins are Proud Warrior Race guys, right? Riiiiiiight?

[Frelock]

Meta:Retrieve my knife and search the hanger for anything we missed the first time around.

Fantasy:Rush to Urist's aid.

[Gatleos]

It's about to GO DOWN in the throne room.

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Turn 83
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META TURN:

To Deck M3! Maybe!

Goals
Find the keycard stations.

Current Soundtrack
Valhalla

Actions

RW: Enter the lower left large room and start looting.

(...) You head on into the nearest large room. Looks like some sort of break room; there's a few couches, a microwave, and a row of cabinets. You throw open the nearest cabinet and start rifling through the contents! You find a few pencils, a pair of leather gloves, a coffee mug, and... a guitar! Sweet! You strap it to your back, put on the gloves, and stow away the other items in your vaguely defined inventory container. Suddenly, you feel something cold and wet on your back. It wraps around your torso and starts pulling you up toward the ceiling!

RW: Find a weapon I can use. Preferably some of those explosives I was talking about.

(...) Nope, no explosives in the hangar.

Meta: Explore

(...) You attempt to do a wheelie and crash your wheelchair. You get a bump on the head for your troubles.

Meta: Pursue him! THE HIPPO DEMANDS BLOOD

(...) Too late, he's gone.

"YOU DISAPPOINT ME SERVANT. THE BLOOD SHALL BE YOURS IF A SUITABLE SACRIFICE IS NOT FOUND."

Meta:Retrieve my knife and search the hanger for anything we missed the first time around.

(...) Reaching your bionic arm into the hole, you manage to dislodge the knife! You look around the hangar. The only thing you can see that you didn't spot before is a windowed supply closet with about a dozen space suits inside.

Status
Player: dermonster
Name: Derek L.
Occupation: Video game Developer/designer.
Currently: Probably about to get eaten by one of these things.
Inventory: Explosive Collar | Jumpsuit | Splint | Bottle of Painkillers | Metal Spear | Keen Helmet | Leather Gloves | Pencil x4 | Guitar | Coffee Mug | Marshall Coburn (commanding)
Wounds: None
Abilities: Code Expert | Neckbeard | NERD RAEG
Player: Frelock
Name: Frederick Stephonavich
Occupation: Actuary (Knowing probabilities of things)
Currently: Examining the hangar.
Inventory: Explosive Collar | Jumpsuit | Laser Dagger | Cheetah Arm
Wounds: Missing Arm
Abilities: Uncanny Prediction | Actuary's Lament | Tweak the Odds (...)
Player: monk12
Name: Monk
Occupation: Troper
Description: Characteristically wears nice hats. Top hats, pirate hats, fedoras, you name it. Hopefully still has one in his possession.
Currently: Failing his master.
Inventory: Moist Top Hat | Explosive Collar | Jumpsuit | Plasma Rifle | Balloon Animal
Wounds: Broken Rib
Abilities: Applied Phlebotinum | TV Tropes Will Ruin Your Life | MacGyvering | Telekinesis
Player: HighEndNoob
Name: Kyle Hammers
Occupation: Janitor
Currently: Laying on the floor in the elevator hallway.
Inventory: Explosive Collar | Jumpsuit | Mop | Rubber Gloves | Medkit | Power Cleaner | Wheelchair | Burlap Sack
Wounds: Missing Legs | Head Bump
Abilities: That's The Power of Pinesol, Bitch! | Clean Freak | Custodial Might | EMT | Digitigrade Legs
Player: _DivideByZero_
Name: John Freeman
Occupation: Drill Sergeant
Currently: Laying on the hangar floor.
Inventory: Explosive Collar | 1/2 Jumpsuit | Turban | Unicorn Band-aids | Glass Shard | Fake Ammo Belts | Caruso Shades | Cheetah Arm
Wounds: Missing Arm | Broken Nose | Fractured Leg
Abilities: Major Payne | Fullmetal Jacket | Apocalypse Now
Name: Marshall Coburn MkII Combat Droid
Description: A giant mechanical spider made of smaller mechanical spider parts. It was fitted with an advanced AI routine and can now talk. It also has a self-powered eye-laser taken from the remains of Xenocalamus.
Inventory: None
Wounds: None
Abilities: Eye Laser

Group Attacks
Impromptu Singalong
Spur of Conflagration to Giga Lazor

Locations
The S.S. Periclase
Main Deck
Deck 2
Maintenance Deck 3, Main Elevator
Maintenance Deck 3, Living Quarters
EARTH!
Elevator Controls
Interrogation Room 7E-365 (Deck M3): You were all shackled to chairs in here when you woke up. The door has been dropkicked off its hinges. There's circuitry on the walls, a row of monitors, and a row of 5 chairs.

Spoiler: INITIATING RTD ROUTINE (click to show/hide)

FANTASY TURN:

The ruins of a once-great Goblin fortress.

Goals
"KIDNAP THE MAYOR OF THIS TOWN AND ESCAPE" Complete!
Throw Ogomspoxom into the fires of Mt. Helmath! Complete!

Current Soundtrack
Battle

Actions

FW: Continue walking.

(...)
"Well, yes. But they survived this long, I have no doubt that they will be either highly deadly, or as threatening as a trodden upon marshmallow. I hope you have an explanation for this king once he figures out what you just said wasn't hard to figure out. This language thing could be a dead give away."
"I wouldn't worry. The chief isn't... the fastest Beak Dog in the flock. I'm sure we can figure something out. All we need from him is information. Only he knows why the strange men in black and white garb are terrorizing us, and only he spoke to the spectres."
"I could maybe summon an abomination and/or natural disaster if that helps at all. See George here. Shortly after I made him I summoned a hurricane by accident. Then boiled a group of guards alive in their suits.  And then summoned a giant ball of flesh when attempting to summon a tiger. That one exploded. Fun times. Then I set a forest on fire while I was at the top of a giant elven arena tree with an angry Unirat I had just made. Less fun. Still enjoyed it."
"You remind me of Ogomspoxom."

You begin to ascend the maze-like tower interior, Spmoxu guiding you on the way. At last, you arrive at a huge double door. You can hear a commotion within.

FW: Slice goblin, then rush to safety.

(...) You slice wildly at the Goblin, grazing his arm! He recoils in pain, and you scramble away as fast as you can!

Fantasy: Help Urist

(...) You fire a musket shot straight into the Goblin's foot, and he falls to the ground screaming!

Fantasy: Challenge the chieftain to single combat for leadership of the Dark Fortress

(...)
"Chieftain! I challenge you for rulership of this fortress!"
"You can't be serious."
"..."
"Alright then..."

The chieftain stands up and produces a gold-plated greataxe!

"Come at me!"

Fantasy:Rush to Urist's aid.

(...) You rush toward Urist and the two Goblins, and one of them starts sprinting toward you!

Smum!

The Goblin leaps at Frelock with his axe raised above his head! (...) The axe glances off of Frelock's armor and strikes him in the arm! Blood oozes from the wound and he falls to the ground!

Two more Goblin guards can be seen approaching from outside the tower!

Status
Player: dermonster
Name: Derm Hell-binder
Occupation: Elemental Mage/Summoner.
Currently: Ascending the Goblin tower.
Inventory: Robes | Spiffy Hat | Keyring | George (commanding) | Giant Cat (commanding) | Chattering Fangs (commanding) | Sword | Armor
Wounds: None
Abilities: Gift of the Magi (...) | Squishy Wizard | Summoner (...) | Water Blast | Superheat | Tectonic Shift
Player: Frelock
Name: Frelock Von-Heisenberg
Occupation: Luck-o-mancer (Manipulating probabilities of things)
Currently: GETTIN SHANKED
Inventory: Gold Coin | Peasant Robes | Golden Pocket Watch | Map of Westport | Long Sword | Armor | Spring Shoes | Elica Larifera (commanding)
Wounds: Heavy Bleeding
Abilities: Smooth Criminal | Accident Waiting to Happen | Befuddlement | Legsplosion | Greater Legsplosion
Player: monk12
Name: Edgar
Occupation: Sky Pirate
Currently: Challenging the chieftain twice his size to a one-on-one duel.
Inventory: Sleeveless Long Coat | Grappling Hook | Harpoon Gun | Bloody Arrow | Case of Booze
Wounds: Right Forearm Missing
Abilities: Booze Power (...) | Terraphobia | Side-quest Radar
Player: HighEndNoob
Name: HighEndNoob
Occupation: Ninja Sniper
Currently: Shooting gobbos.
Inventory: Robe | Throwing Star x1 | Throwing Dagger x18 | Musket | Musket Ammo x21 | Sword | Tattered Shirt | Leaf Barrel
Wounds: Missing Tooth | Heavy Bleeding
Abilities: Immaculate Aim | Clumsy Fighter | 'Splode On Impact
Player: _DivideByZero_
Name: Urist Anvilsmasher
Occupation: Soapmaker
Description
Currently: Desperately crawling away from the gobbos.
Inventory: Cave Spider Silk Robe | Cave Spider Silk Shoes x2 | Bar of Kitten Tallow Soap | Battle Axe | Bamboo Pegarm | Stone Arm | Ozurlidod | ≡Silver Warhammer≡ | Iron Chain | Rat Bone Splint
Wounds: Missing Arm x2 | Broken Toe | Heavy Bleeding x2
Abilities: Dabbling Surgeon (...) | Meager Social Ability | Martial Trance | Prehensile Beard
Name: George
Description: A 1.5-foot-tall rat with a scorpion stinger, gills and fins! He takes orders from Derm.
Inventory: Wooden Spear
Wounds: None
Abilities: Amphibious

Locations
Ashiorid
Hellfire Cove
The Borealis
Condition:
Sunk
Westport
Mayor's Ogomspoxom's Former Manor
Forest Retreat

[HighEndNoob]

Meta: Wonder where on earth I got my wheelchair from, than explore more.
Fantasy:Throw a throwing knife at the closest Goblin.

[Gatleos]

Meta: Wonder where on earth I got my wheelchair from, than explore more.

Just because you have legs now doesn't mean it isn't fun to roll around in a wheelchair. And it's portable.

[Dermonster]

RW: Use spear to cut the thing.

MC: Laser the thingy what has the long tongue.

FW: Enter door in an incredibly over the top fashion. Possible use of pyrotechnics.

[_DivideByZero_]

RW: Gimme! Grab a space suit.
FW: Attempt to bandage the wound, then charge back into the fight.

[Frelock]

Meta: Grab a spacesuit, then get myself and DbZ back to the elevator.

Fantasy: Strike the fool that attacked me.  Yell at elica to begin firing.

[monk12]

Meta: Find Derm

Fantasy: Shoot the chief with my grappling hook arm, then in a booze-induced fit of strength throw him towards the main double doors.


All according to plan...

[RedWarrior0]

My time draws near...

[Gatleos]

Release 5 is really gonna be the one [...] testing the whole premise of the game.

Turn very very very soon.