FANTASY TURN:The ruins of a once-great Goblin fortress.
Goals"KIDNAP THE MAYOR OF THIS TOWN AND ESCAPE" Complete!Throw Ogomspoxom into the fires of Mt. Helmath! Complete!Current SoundtrackBattleActionsFW: Continue walking.
(...) "Well, yes. But they survived this long, I have no doubt that they will be either highly deadly, or as threatening as a trodden upon marshmallow. I hope you have an explanation for this king once he figures out what you just said wasn't hard to figure out. This language thing could be a dead give away."
"I wouldn't worry. The chief isn't... the fastest Beak Dog in the flock. I'm sure we can figure something out. All we need from him is information. Only he knows why the strange men in black and white garb are terrorizing us, and only he spoke to the spectres."
"I could maybe summon an abomination and/or natural disaster if that helps at all. See George here. Shortly after I made him I summoned a hurricane by accident. Then boiled a group of guards alive in their suits. And then summoned a giant ball of flesh when attempting to summon a tiger. That one exploded. Fun times. Then I set a forest on fire while I was at the top of a giant elven arena tree with an angry Unirat I had just made. Less fun. Still enjoyed it."
"You remind me of Ogomspoxom."
You begin to ascend the maze-like tower interior, Spmoxu guiding you on the way. At last, you arrive at a huge double door. You can hear a commotion within.
FW: Slice goblin, then rush to safety.
(...) You slice wildly at the Goblin, grazing his arm! He recoils in pain, and you scramble away as fast as you can!
Fantasy: Help Urist
(...) You fire a musket shot straight into the Goblin's foot, and he falls to the ground screaming!
Fantasy: Challenge the chieftain to single combat for leadership of the Dark Fortress
(...) "Chieftain! I challenge you for rulership of this fortress!"
"You can't be serious."
"..."
"Alright then..."
The chieftain stands up and produces a gold-plated greataxe!
"Come at me!"
Fantasy:Rush to Urist's aid.
(...) You rush toward Urist and the two Goblins, and one of them starts sprinting toward you!
Smum!
The Goblin leaps at Frelock with his axe raised above his head!
(...) The axe glances off of Frelock's armor and strikes him in the arm! Blood oozes from the wound and he falls to the ground!
Two more Goblin guards can be seen approaching from outside the tower!Status
Player: dermonster
Name:
Derm Hell-binderOccupation: Elemental Mage/Summoner.
Currently: Ascending the Goblin tower.
Inventory:
Robes | Spiffy Hat | Keyring |
George (commanding) |
Giant Cat (commanding) |
Chattering Fangs (commanding) |
Sword |
ArmorWounds: None
Abilities:
Gift of the Magi (...) |
Squishy Wizard |
Summoner (...) |
Water Blast |
Superheat |
Tectonic Shift
Player: Frelock
Name:
Frelock Von-HeisenbergOccupation: Luck-o-mancer (Manipulating probabilities of things)
Currently: GETTIN SHANKED
Inventory:
Gold Coin |
Peasant Robes | Golden Pocket Watch |
Map of Westport |
Long Sword |
Armor |
Spring Shoes |
Elica Larifera (commanding)Wounds:
Heavy BleedingAbilities:
Smooth Criminal |
Accident Waiting to Happen |
Befuddlement |
Legsplosion |
Greater Legsplosion
Player: monk12
Name:
EdgarOccupation: Sky Pirate
Currently: Challenging the chieftain twice his size to a one-on-one duel.
Inventory:
Sleeveless Long Coat |
Grappling Hook |
Harpoon Gun | Bloody Arrow |
Case of BoozeWounds:
Right Forearm MissingAbilities:
Booze Power (...) |
Terraphobia |
Side-quest Radar
Player: HighEndNoob
Name:
HighEndNoobOccupation: Ninja Sniper
Currently: Shooting gobbos.
Inventory: Robe | Throwing Star x1 |
Throwing Dagger x18 | Musket | Musket Ammo x21 |
Sword |
Tattered Shirt |
Leaf BarrelWounds:
Missing Tooth |
Heavy BleedingAbilities:
Immaculate Aim |
Clumsy Fighter |
'Splode On Impact
Player: _DivideByZero_
Name:
Urist AnvilsmasherOccupation: Soapmaker
DescriptionCurrently: Desperately crawling away from the gobbos.
Inventory: Cave Spider Silk Robe | Cave Spider Silk Shoes x2 | Bar of Kitten Tallow Soap |
Battle Axe |
Bamboo Pegarm |
Stone Arm |
Ozurlidod |
≡Silver Warhammer≡ |
Iron Chain | Rat Bone Splint
Wounds:
Missing Arm x2 |
Broken Toe |
Heavy Bleeding x2Abilities:
Dabbling Surgeon (...) |
Meager Social Ability |
Martial Trance |
Prehensile Beard
Name: George
Description:
A 1.5-foot-tall rat with a scorpion stinger, gills and fins! He takes orders from Derm.Inventory:
Wooden SpearWounds: None
Abilities:
Amphibious
Locations
Ashiorid
Hellfire Cove
The BorealisCondition:
Sunk
Westport
Mayor's Ogomspoxom's Former Manor
Forest Retreat