FANTASY TURN:The ruins of a once-great Goblin fortress.
Goals"KIDNAP THE MAYOR OF THIS TOWN AND ESCAPE" Complete!Throw Ogomspoxom into the fires of Mt. Helmath! Complete!Current SoundtrackCharred DreamsActionsFW: Ask Spmoxu about the guards. Closely observe his reaction.
(...) "Spmoxu, what did you tell the guards back there?"
"I told them to allow the great Ogomspoxom back into his domain! I think they bought it."
"Wait... you know I'm not Ogomspoxom?"
"Ogomspoxom speaks Goblin and does not show his red skin through human hosts. It's not too hard to figure out."
"You're not trying to lead us into a trap, are you...?"
"No, I wasn't lying when I said we needed your help. I was sent out to retrieve our wayward Lord Ogomspoxom, but he was kidnapped and slain by you five before I could reach him. Left with little choice, I figured the adventurers who murdered our great lord were the best chance we had now that our law-giver was dead. So I enlisted your help by talking in a stereotypically-stupid Goblinish fashion and telling you of our problems. I am surely leading you to your death if you five do not have the strength to defeat the evil that menaces us, but you have already been drawn into the conflict by coming to this place.
"Well, shit."
You approach the arched entranceway of the Goblin tower. Spmoxu once again speaks to the guards in Goblin gibberish, and they step aside to allow you passage. As you enter the tower, you hear yelling in the distance and the guards at the door sprint away.
"Your friends are idiots."
Fantasy: Grappling hook to the top of the fortress
(...) Aiming your grappling hook (which is still jammed through the Goblin guard's torso) at the looming Goblin tower, you fling yourself through the air with incredible force! You fight to stay conscious while holding the Goblin guard's flailing body in front of you as a wind shield. Finally, you make contact with the roof of the Goblin fortress, crushing every bone in the guard's body. The force of the impact shatters the roof and sends you plummeting into the throne room below!
"What's this?
A human? Seize him!"
Two Goblin Axelords start rushing toward you!Fantasy: Figure out how to reassemble legs that are shattered.
(...) You concentrate on your leg-shattering abilities, trying to find a way to reverse the effect. You can't seem to find a reliable way to do this, but you have a feeling that if you were to fail, say, critically while attempting the legsplosion, it would have this effect. Same with the Greater variety.
Fantasy:Learn a new skill
(...) You fail to learn a new ability. You do, however, discover a grapeshot function on your musket, allowing you to fire it like some sort of medieval shotgun. You're not sure how that works.
FW: Charge at the nearest goblin.
(...) You charge screaming at the group of Goblin guards nearby Edgar, and give the nearest one a big hug! He rests his head on your shoulder and pats your back. No, wait. He's biting your neck and eviscerating your back with his claws.
That's not good!Status
Player: dermonster
Name:
Derm Hell-binderOccupation: Elemental Mage/Summoner.
Currently: Ascending the Goblin tower.
Inventory:
Robes | Spiffy Hat | Keyring |
George (commanding) |
Giant Cat (commanding) |
Chattering Fangs (commanding) |
Sword |
ArmorWounds: None
Abilities:
Gift of the Magi (...) |
Squishy Wizard |
Summoner (...) |
Water Blast |
Superheat |
Tectonic Shift
Player: Frelock
Name:
Frelock Von-HeisenbergOccupation: Luck-o-mancer (Manipulating probabilities of things)
Currently: Honing his leg-shattering skills.
Inventory:
Gold Coin |
Peasant Robes | Golden Pocket Watch |
Map of Westport |
Long Sword |
Armor |
Spring Shoes |
Elica Larifera (commanding)Wounds: None
Abilities:
Smooth Criminal |
Accident Waiting to Happen |
Befuddlement |
Legsplosion |
Greater Legsplosion
Player: monk12
Name:
EdgarOccupation: Sky Pirate
Currently: Making his usual
Kramerian entrance.
Inventory:
Sleeveless Long Coat |
Grappling Hook |
Harpoon Gun | Bloody Arrow |
Case of BoozeWounds:
Right Forearm MissingAbilities:
Booze Power (...) |
Terraphobia |
Side-quest Radar
Player: HighEndNoob
Name:
HighEndNoobOccupation: Ninja Sniper
Currently: Examining his gun.
Inventory: Robe | Throwing Star x1 |
Throwing Dagger x18 | Musket | Musket Ammo x22 |
Sword |
Tattered Shirt |
Leaf BarrelWounds:
Missing Tooth |
Heavy BleedingAbilities:
Immaculate Aim |
Clumsy Fighter |
'Splode On Impact
Player: _DivideByZero_
Name:
Urist AnvilsmasherOccupation: Soapmaker
DescriptionCurrently: Giving out free hugs.
Inventory: Cave Spider Silk Robe | Cave Spider Silk Shoes x2 | Bar of Kitten Tallow Soap |
Battle Axe |
Bamboo Pegarm |
Stone Arm |
Ozurlidod |
≡Silver Warhammer≡ |
Iron Chain | Rat Bone Splint
Wounds:
Missing Arm x2 |
Broken Toe |
Heavy Bleeding x2Abilities:
Dabbling Surgeon (...) |
Meager Social Ability |
Martial Trance |
Prehensile Beard
Name: George
Description:
A 1.5-foot-tall rat with a scorpion stinger, gills and fins! He takes orders from Derm.Inventory:
Wooden SpearWounds: None
Abilities:
Amphibious
Locations
Ashiorid
Hellfire Cove
The BorealisCondition:
Sunk
Westport
Mayor's Ogomspoxom's Former Manor
Forest Retreat