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[HighEndNoob]

Meta: Grab the closest Cheetah legs or ask someone to grab them before we teleport.
Fantasy: Try to patch up my other wound.

[Beardless]

Please, do elaborate.

After intensive study, it appears that I mistook John Freeman's new beard for an alien invader. (An easy mistake to make, I'm sure you'll agree.)

My statement about priorities still stands though.

[monk12]

Please, do elaborate.

After intensive study, it appears that I mistook John Freeman's new beard for an alien invader. (An easy mistake to make, I'm sure you'll agree.)

My statement about priorities still stands though.

I will say I came VERY CLOSE to (attempting to) destroy the tentacle beard out of sheer terror and revulsion for its... unnaturalness?

Then I remembered I was going to do that with my psychic powers while a ghost pirate watches on, and did something else.

[_DivideByZero_]

RW: Get Kyle to heal me.
FW: Get HEN to heal me.

[Gatleos]

Or it could be troll upside-down. Nah, it's probably Daedric.

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Turn 77
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META TURN:

Keycards: 2/8

Goals
Find the keycard stations.

Current Soundtrack
Elevator Room

Actions

Meta: WAKE UP AND GET TO THE TELEPORTER

(...) You sit bolt upright and scramble onto the teleporter!

Meta: Grab monk and get on the teleporter

(...) Monk seems to be handling things himself, so you sit back and relax.

RW: TELEPOOOOOORT!

MC: Drag someone who hasn't teleported to the teleporter.

(...) Naaaaahhhhh... (...) MC grabs you and pulls you onto the teleporter!

Meta: Grab the closest Cheetah legs or ask someone to grab them before we teleport.

(...) You don't have time to remove the legs, so you just drag Greco's remains onto the telepad.

RW: Get Kyle to heal me.

(...) Kyle is quite occupied at the moment, so you swipe his medkit and apply a splint to your fractured leg yourself. All better!

The teleporter activates, and you all end up back in the teleporter room on the main floor! The screen on the pedestal in the center of the room is lit up once again.

Status
Player: dermonster
Name: Derek L.
Occupation: Video game Developer/designer.
Currently: Sitting on the telepad.
Inventory: Explosive Collar | Jumpsuit | Splint | Bottle of Painkillers | Metal Spear | Marshall Coburn (commanding)
Wounds: None
Abilities: Code Expert | Neckbeard | NERD RAEG
Player: Frelock
Name: Frederick Stephonavich
Occupation: Actuary (Knowing probabilities of things)
Currently: Also sitting on the telepad.
Inventory: Explosive Collar | Jumpsuit | Laser Dagger
Wounds: Heavy Bleeding
Abilities: Uncanny Prediction | Actuary's Lament | Tweak the Odds
Player: monk12
Name: Monk
Occupation: Troper
Description: Characteristically wears nice hats. Top hats, pirate hats, fedoras, you name it. Hopefully still has one in his possession.
Currently: Sitting on the telepad as well.
Inventory: Moist Top Hat | Explosive Collar | Jumpsuit | Plasma Rifle
Wounds: Broken Rib
Abilities: Applied Phlebotinum | TV Tropes Will Ruin Your Life | MacGyvering | Telekinesis
Player: HighEndNoob
Name: Kyle Hammers
Occupation: Janitor
Currently: SoTT.
Inventory: Explosive Collar | Jumpsuit | Mop | Rubber Gloves | Medkit | Power Cleaner
Wounds: Missing Legs | Heavy Bleeding
Abilities: That's The Power of Pinesol, Bitch! | Clean Freak | Custodial Might | EMT
Player: _DivideByZero_
Name: John Freeman
Occupation: Drill Sergeant
Currently: Sitting all about the telepad.
Inventory: Explosive Collar | 1/2 Jumpsuit | Turban | Unicorn Band-aids | Glass Shard | Fake Ammo Belts | Caruso Shades | Cheetah Arm
Wounds: Missing Arm | Broken Nose | Fractured Leg
Abilities: Major Payne | Fullmetal Jacket | Apocalypse Now
Name: Marshall Coburn MkII Combat Droid
Description: A giant mechanical spider made of smaller mechanical spider parts. It was fitted with an advanced AI routine and can now talk. It also has a self-powered eye-laser taken from the remains of Xenocalamus.
Inventory: None
Wounds: None
Abilities: Eye Laser

Group Attacks
Impromptu Singalong

Locations
The S.S. Periclase
Main Deck
Deck 2
Maintenance Deck 3, Main Elevator
EARTH!
Elevator Controls
Interrogation Room 7E-365 (Deck M3): You were all shackled to chairs in here when you woke up. The door has been dropkicked off its hinges. There's circuitry on the walls, a row of monitors, and a row of 5 chairs.

Spoiler: INITIATING RTD ROUTINE (click to show/hide)

FANTASY TURN:

The next voyage is upon you!

Goals
"KIDNAP THE MAYOR OF THIS TOWN AND ESCAPE" Complete!
Throw Ogomspoxom into the fires of Mt. Helmath! Complete!

Current Soundtrack
Inside The Pirate Ship

Actions

Fantasy: Covet the Keystone

(...) Your mind phases out any and all future mentions of The Keystone.

Fantasy: See what happened to George

(...) That would most likely be the arrow in his chest. Perhaps someone should do something about it.

FW: Do you have a map?

(...)
"Got a map?"
"Everyone should carry a map!"

"We are in Hellfire Cove. The fortress is north of here."

Fantasy: Try to patch up my other wound.

(...) The arrow is stuck fast. You don't have the nerve to yank it out.

FW: Get HEN to heal me.

(...) Despite being a better medic than HEN, you decide it's best to get his help rather than try to heal yourself. On the way out of the storage room, you step on an old rotted floorboard and fall straight through the floor. It's dark down here.

Status
Player: dermonster
Name: Derm Hell-binder
Occupation: Elemental Mage/Summoner.
Currently: Impersonating hellish beings.
Inventory: Robes | Spiffy Hat | Left Upper Canine Tooth | Keyring | George (commanding) | Giant Cat (commanding) | Sword | Armor
Wounds: None
Abilities: Gift of the Magi (...) | Squishy Wizard | Summoner (...) | Water Blast | Superheat | Tectonic Shift
Player: Frelock
Name: Frelock Von-Heisenberg
Occupation: Luck-o-mancer (Manipulating probabilities of things)
Currently: Examining George.
Inventory: Gold Coin | Peasant Robes | Golden Pocket Watch | Map of Westport | Long Sword | Armor | Spring Shoes | Elica Larifera (commanding)
Wounds: None
Abilities: Smooth Criminal | Accident Waiting to Happen | Befuddlement | Legsplosion
Player: monk12
Name: Edgar
Occupation: Sky Pirate
Currently: Ignoring The Keystone.
Inventory: Sleeveless Long Coat | Grappling Hook | Harpoon Gun
Wounds: Right Forearm Missing
Abilities: Booze Power | Terraphobia | Side-quest Radar
Player: HighEndNoob
Name: HighEndNoob
Occupation: Ninja Sniper
Currently: Fiddling with the arrow in his arm.
Inventory: Robe | Throwing Star x1 | Throwing Dagger x18 | Musket | Musket Ammo x25 | Sword | Tattered Shirt | Leaf Barrel
Wounds: Missing Tooth | Crooked Leg | Heavy Bleeding
Abilities: Immaculate Aim | Clumsy Fighter | 'Splode On Impact
Player: _DivideByZero_
Name: Urist Anvilsmasher
Occupation: Soapmaker
Description
Currently: Too heavy for this ship, apparently.
Inventory: Cave Spider Silk Robe | Cave Spider Silk Shoes x2 | Bar of Kitten Tallow Soap | Battle Axe | Bamboo Pegarm | Stone Arm | Ozurlidod | ≡Silver Warhammer≡ | Iron Chain
Wounds: Missing Arm x2 | Very Heavy Bleeding | Broken Toe
Abilities: Dabbling Surgeon (...) | Meager Social Ability | Martial Trance | Prehensile Beard
Name: George
Description: A 1.5-foot-tall rat with a scorpion stinger, gills and fins! He takes orders from Derm.
Inventory: Wooden Spear
Wounds: Heavy Bleeding
Abilities: Amphibious

Locations
Ashiorid
Hellfire Cove
The Borealis
Condition:
Sunk
Westport
Mayor's Ogomspoxom's Former Manor
Forest Retreat

[Dermonster]

Fantasy: See what happened to George

(...) That would most likely be the arrow in his chest. Perhaps someone should do something about it.

Me: Pour more summon magic into George and try to get him some new legs. BECAUSE THAT'S HOW MEDICINE WORKS.

(...)   Two legs pop out in front of the block of wood connected to George, and the arrow sinks into his chest as the wound mends itself.

[HighEndNoob]

Meta: Rip the Cheetah's legs off, than put them on me.
Fantasy: Get Urist to heal me

[Dermonster]

RW: Examine color of keycard and return MC to the English language. (If I somehow fail I hope you make it Spanish.)

FW: Turn the ship Northwards! CHARGE!

[monk12]

Meta: Ask if we are beating the other groups USE MACGUYVER ABILITIES TO AID HEN

Fantasy: Rip the arrow out of HEN's arm.

Because really, how many one's can I roll in a row?

[Dermonster]

Approximately infinite.

[Gatleos]

Fantasy: See what happened to George

(...) That would most likely be the arrow in his chest. Perhaps someone should do something about it.

Me: Pour more summon magic into George and try to get him some new legs. BECAUSE THAT'S HOW MEDICINE WORKS.

(...)   Two legs pop out in front of the block of wood connected to George, and the arrow sinks into his chest as the wound mends itself.

I guess I lost that somewhere between the bone-vanishings and granite-entrappings.

[Dermonster]

hehehehehe...

but yeah that was ages ago, he's (probably) fine by now.

[_DivideByZero_]

RW: Attach cheetah arm to missing arm.
FW: Opps, heh. I'm not used to being the medic.
Find a rat/other creature down here and butcher it for some bones, so I can make a splint out of that. Ignore any materials that may or may not be more practical to use.

[monk12]

Approximately infinite.

I'm assuming my life isn't a scene in Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead, but you know what they say about assuming...

[Frelock]

you know what they say about assuming...

It makes your failure very amusing?

Meta:Medical bay, now.

Fantasy: Convince HEN's crooked leg that it really should be straight.