FANTASY TURN:This island is going down!
Goals"KIDNAP THE MAYOR OF THIS TOWN AND ESCAPE" Complete!Throw Ogomspoxom into the fires of Mt. Helmath! Complete!Current SoundtrackInside The Pirate ShipActionsFW: Yes, tell me what has happened in my absence. My memory is foggy so don't skimp on the details!
"Yes, tell me what has happened in my absence. My memory is foggy so don't skimp on the details!"
"Yes. I am Spmoxu, emissary of The Portentous Disloyalty, a Goblin civilization. Group of Goblins known as Poison of Craziness founded Nolsmustul in 173. In winter of 178, the cyclops Ama Ancientyears-"
"You can skip ahead to when I left, Spmoxu."
"Oh! Uh... When you left fortress... that was when the spectres came. Came by ship, nearly a hundred of them. Almost all of them Dwarves. They said they were after
The Keystone or some nonsense. The chief knew somethin', he spoke with spirits. Right after they left, penguin people arrived."
"Penguin people?"
"They are men, yes, wearing black and white garb. Look like penguins. They were looking for spectres. They massacred most of the fortress! I was sent to look for you, dark lord! You must return to the fortress and help us!"
Fantasy: Do some yoga.
(...) You stretch out a bit and practice your yoga. Not too good yet, but you're getting there.
Fantasy: Climb a rope onto the to boat.
(...) You climb up onto the deck and start wringing out your clothes.
Fantasy: This is fantastic!
Keep the artifact, so that I can use it as a brass-knuckle-esque device for hand-to-beard combat. The artifact bonus should help, at least.
If not... then take the warhammer and the chain with me. Leave the anvil.
This earring is truly useless. This (mostly) intact silver warhammer, on the other hand, will help quite a bit. You take it and the jewel-encrusted chain with you.
Fantasy: Covet the One Earring
(...) You were never all that interested in jewelry.
George falls out of the crow's nest and hits the deck hard!Status
Player: dermonster
Name:
Derm Hell-binderOccupation: Elemental Mage/Summoner.
Currently: Impersonating hellish beings.
Inventory:
Robes | Spiffy Hat |
Left Upper Canine Tooth | Keyring |
George (commanding) |
Giant Cat (commanding) |
Sword |
ArmorWounds: None
Abilities:
Gift of the Magi (...) |
Squishy Wizard |
Summoner (...) |
Water Blast |
Superheat |
Tectonic Shift
Player: Frelock
Name:
Frelock Von-HeisenbergOccupation: Luck-o-mancer (Manipulating probabilities of things)
Currently: Stretching.
Inventory:
Gold Coin |
Peasant Robes | Golden Pocket Watch |
Map of Westport |
Long Sword |
Armor |
Spring Shoes |
Elica Larifera (commanding)Wounds: None
Abilities:
Smooth Criminal |
Accident Waiting to Happen |
Befuddlement |
Legsplosion
Player: monk12
Name:
EdgarOccupation: Sky Pirate
Currently: Shrugging over the One Earring.
Inventory:
Sleeveless Long Coat |
Grappling Hook |
Harpoon GunWounds:
Right Forearm MissingAbilities:
Booze Power |
Terraphobia |
Side-quest Radar
Player: HighEndNoob
Name:
HighEndNoobOccupation: Ninja Sniper
Currently: Drying off.
Inventory: Robe | Throwing Star x1 |
Throwing Dagger x18 | Musket | Musket Ammo x25 |
Sword |
Tattered Shirt |
Leaf BarrelWounds:
Missing Tooth |
Crooked Leg |
Heavy BleedingAbilities:
Immaculate Aim |
Clumsy Fighter |
'Splode On Impact
Player: _DivideByZero_
Name:
Urist AnvilsmasherOccupation: Soapmaker
DescriptionCurrently: Lugging around his new warhammer.
Inventory: Cave Spider Silk Robe | Cave Spider Silk Shoes x2 | Bar of Kitten Tallow Soap |
Battle Axe |
Bamboo Pegarm |
Stone Arm |
Ozurlidod |
≡Silver Warhammer≡ |
Iron ChainWounds:
Missing Arm x2 |
Very Heavy Bleeding |
Broken ToeAbilities:
Dabbling Surgeon (...) |
Meager Social Ability |
Martial Trance |
Prehensile Beard
Name: George
Description:
A 1.5-foot-tall rat with a scorpion stinger, gills and fins! He takes orders from Derm.Inventory:
Wooden SpearWounds:
Heavy BleedingAbilities:
Amphibious
Locations
Hellfire Cove
The BorealisCondition:
Sunk
Westport
Mayor's Ogomspoxom's Former Manor
Forest Retreat