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Author Topic: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 126: Booze Mist Rising]  (Read 304188 times)

Dermonster

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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 74: Eldritch Puberty]
« Reply #885 on: April 12, 2011, 10:20:17 am »
RW: Switch on MC's speech function. Then grab the keycard and get on the teleporter.

FW: Yes, tell me what has happened in my absence. My memory is foggy so don't skimp on the details!


(Damn proxies and the lack of spoiler opening)
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« Last Edit: April 12, 2011, 02:46:14 pm by dermonster »
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
Moved to SufficientVelocity / Spacebattles.

Gatleos

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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 74: Eldritch Puberty]
« Reply #886 on: April 12, 2011, 02:45:39 pm »
Quote from: dermonster on April 12, 2011, 10:20:17 am
get to the elevator.
Teleporter. In the room. Just sayin'.
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Quote from: shadowform on August 29, 2010, 03:05:49 pm
Think of it like Sim City, except with rival mayors that seek to destroy your citizens by arming legions of homeless people and sending them to attack you.
Quote from: Moonshadow101
it would be funny to see babies spontaneously combust
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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 75: Ozurlidod]
« Reply #887 on: April 12, 2011, 02:47:33 pm »
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
Moved to SufficientVelocity / Spacebattles.

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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 75: Ozurlidod]
« Reply #888 on: April 12, 2011, 02:56:50 pm »
Meta: Teleport away!  Tweak the odds to make sure everyone gets there.

Fantasy: Do some yoga.
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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 75: Ozurlidod]
« Reply #889 on: April 12, 2011, 05:18:48 pm »
Meta:Get Wheelchair and RUN!
Fantasy: Climb a rope onto the to boat.
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(5) You manage to struggle free of the guards and sprint to a safe distance before tossing a knife at one! (5 + 1 = 6) The throwing knife zips through the air, slitting a guard's throat! It then travels around the group of guards like a boomerang. It (5) Slits another throat, (Three 6's in a row!) decapitates three more (!), (4) slices open the last guard's arm, and (2) narrowly misses a random bystander. It then flies back into your hand. Holy crap.

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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 75: Ozurlidod]
« Reply #890 on: April 12, 2011, 05:22:12 pm »
Huh.
Meta: Attach robot arm to my arm stump. Get technical assistance to do so.

Unless of course I'm in danger of being sucked into space. Then RUN! Preferably help out HEN in a non-lethal way.

Fantasy: This is fantastic!
Keep the artifact, so that I can use it as a brass-knuckle-esque device for hand-to-beard combat. The artifact bonus should help, at least.
If not... then take the warhammer and the chain with me. Leave the anvil.
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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 75: Ozurlidod]
« Reply #891 on: April 12, 2011, 08:51:02 pm »
Ah, reality TV. Explains why I missed it.

Meta: Teleport to safety! MAKE SURE SOMEBODY GETS THE KEYCARD BEFORE IT ENDS UP IN SPACE

Fantasy: Covet the One Earring

No way THAT can go wrong!
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Gatleos

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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 75: Ozurlidod]
« Reply #892 on: April 13, 2011, 03:56:08 pm »
Get it? Because he hosted a show called Cheaters...

My internet went out for a while. I'll get the turn up soon.
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Quote from: shadowform on August 29, 2010, 03:05:49 pm
Think of it like Sim City, except with rival mayors that seek to destroy your citizens by arming legions of homeless people and sending them to attack you.
Quote from: Moonshadow101
it would be funny to see babies spontaneously combust
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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 75: Ozurlidod]
« Reply #893 on: April 13, 2011, 11:07:42 pm »
RNG: Back with a Vengeance.

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Turn 76
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META TURN:

Get the keycard, quick!

Goals
Find the keycard stations.

Current Soundtrack
Elevator Room

Actions
Quote from: dermonster on April 12, 2011, 10:20:17 am
RW: Switch on MC's speech function. Then grab the keycard and get on the teleporter.
(...) You swipe the keycard and walk casually toward the teleporter. Not quite there... you try to switch on MC's speech function, but it switches to a language you don't understand.

Quote from: Frelock on April 12, 2011, 02:56:50 pm
Meta: Teleport away!  Tweak the odds to make sure everyone gets there.
(...) You sit on the floor and relax. It's getting hard to breathe in here.
Quote from: HighEndNoob on April 12, 2011, 05:18:48 pm
Meta:Get Wheelchair and RUN!
(...) You can't find your wheelchair! WHERE IS IT GOD
Quote from: _DivideByZero_ on April 12, 2011, 05:22:12 pm
Meta: Attach robot arm to my arm stump. Get technical assistance to do so.
Unless of course I'm in danger of being sucked into space. Then RUN! Preferably help out HEN in a non-lethal way.
(...) You grab Kyle and his wheelchair, then decide to grab Frederick too. You then sprint over to the telepad and prepare to teleport!
Quote from: monk12 on April 12, 2011, 08:51:02 pm
Meta: Teleport to safety! MAKE SURE SOMEBODY GETS THE KEYCARD BEFORE IT ENDS UP IN SPACE
(...) You immediately pass out.

Status
Player: dermonster
Name: Derek L.
Occupation: Video game Developer/designer.
Currently: Taking his time.
Inventory: Explosive Collar | Jumpsuit | Splint | Bottle of Painkillers | Metal Spear | Marshall Coburn (commanding)
Wounds: None
Abilities: Code Expert | Neckbeard | NERD RAEG
Player: Frelock
Name: Frederick Stephonavich
Occupation: Actuary (Knowing probabilities of things)
Currently: Sitting on the telepad.
Inventory: Explosive Collar | Jumpsuit | Laser Dagger
Wounds: Heavy Bleeding
Abilities: Uncanny Prediction | Actuary's Lament | Tweak the Odds
Player: monk12
Name: Monk
Occupation: Troper
Description: Characteristically wears nice hats. Top hats, pirate hats, fedoras, you name it. Hopefully still has one in his possession.
Currently: KO'd.
Inventory: Moist Top Hat | Explosive Collar | Jumpsuit | Plasma Rifle
Wounds: Broken Rib
Abilities: Applied Phlebotinum | TV Tropes Will Ruin Your Life | MacGyvering | Telekinesis
Player: HighEndNoob
Name: Kyle Hammers
Occupation: Janitor
Currently: Laying on the telepad.
Inventory: Explosive Collar | Jumpsuit | Mop | Rubber Gloves | Medkit | Power Cleaner
Wounds: Missing Legs | Heavy Bleeding
Abilities: That's The Power of Pinesol, Bitch! | Clean Freak | Custodial Might | EMT
Player: _DivideByZero_
Name: John Freeman
Occupation: Drill Sergeant
Currently: Holding Kyle's wheelchair.
Inventory: Explosive Collar | 1/2 Jumpsuit | Turban | Unicorn Band-aids | Glass Shard | Fake Ammo Belts | Caruso Shades | Cheetah Arm
Wounds: Missing Arm | Broken Nose | Fractured Leg
Abilities: Major Payne | Fullmetal Jacket | Apocalypse Now
Name: Marshall Coburn MkII Combat Droid
Description: A giant mechanical spider made of smaller mechanical spider parts. It was fitted with an advanced AI routine and can now talk. It also has a self-powered eye-laser taken from the remains of Xenocalamus.
Inventory: None
Wounds: None
Abilities: Eye Laser

Group Attacks
Impromptu Singalong

Locations
The S.S. Periclase
Main Deck
Deck 2
Maintenance Deck 3, Main Elevator
EARTH!
Elevator Controls
Interrogation Room 7E-365 (Deck M3): You were all shackled to chairs in here when you woke up. The door has been dropkicked off its hinges. There's circuitry on the walls, a row of monitors, and a row of 5 chairs.

Spoiler: INITIATING RTD ROUTINE (click to show/hide)
« Last Edit: May 07, 2011, 02:23:37 pm by Gatleos »
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Quote from: shadowform on August 29, 2010, 03:05:49 pm
Think of it like Sim City, except with rival mayors that seek to destroy your citizens by arming legions of homeless people and sending them to attack you.
Quote from: Moonshadow101
it would be funny to see babies spontaneously combust
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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 76: Penguin People]
« Reply #894 on: April 14, 2011, 12:02:56 am »
Damn broken rib...

Meta: WAKE UP AND GET TO THE TELEPORTER

Fantasy: Covet the Keystone
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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 76: Penguin People]
« Reply #895 on: April 14, 2011, 05:31:55 am »
Meta: Grab monk and get on the teleporter

Fantasy: See what happened to George
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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 76: Penguin People]
« Reply #896 on: April 14, 2011, 05:36:08 am »
Penguin people sound like the Zombie Pigmen of Minecraft

"Ah, they're just p-"
"OH MY GOD THEYRE KILLING EVERYTHING!"
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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 76: Penguin People]
« Reply #897 on: April 14, 2011, 06:37:11 am »
Marshall speaks Daedric  :o Quick have him summon some Daedric Lords for help. Love RTD most epic.
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Dermonster

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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 76: Penguin People]
« Reply #898 on: April 14, 2011, 06:41:06 am »
RW: TELEPOOOOOORT!

MC: Drag someone who hasn't teleported to the teleporter.

FW: Do you have a map?
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
Moved to SufficientVelocity / Spacebattles.

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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 76: Penguin People]
« Reply #899 on: April 14, 2011, 04:02:28 pm »
Is it odd that after looking up part of the first word, I could pretty much guess what he was saying. "Great, now I'm speaking Daedric."  That's what he said by the way.
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