"Bye guys, we're taking the boat, 'kay?"
**********~
Turn 72
**********~META TURN:And now... The Cheetahmen.
GoalsFind the keycard stations.
Current SoundtrackC.H.E.E.T.A.H.ActionsRW: Me: Show Morbis my stabs.
MC: Show morbis your beams.
(...) You violently swing your spear at the mechanical beast.
(...) It sidesteps, but the spear glances off its chest!
(...) Marshall fires what amounts to a laser pointer at the cheetah.
Meta: Bury Greco under pile of triggered trap components in as violent a fashion as possible.
(...) You toss a couple of gear assemblies at the prone cheetah, not managing to do much. LeChuck lechuckles a bit.
Meta: Stab Cheetah on the railing. Tweak the odds, too
(...) You leap off of the upper floor and descend on the cheetah, your dagger raised in the air!
(...) Morbis sees you coming and tries to move out of the way, but you make a large gash in its chest! Sparks fly across the room!
Meta: Sneak around to look for a severed robot arm or something.
(...) While searching, you step on a pressure plate.
(...) You try to jump out of the way, but a heavy piece of equipment lands on your legs! You can't move!
Meta: Keep-up the levitation
(...) The steam cleaner immediately shuts off and you slam into the floor below, activating yet another pressure plate!
(...) You manage to crawl out of the way before the radar equipment crushes you, but your wheelchair is buried underneath it!
rrrraaaaggghhh
(...) He still can't seem to get up.
RRRAAAWWWRRR
Morbis bares its metallic claws and leaps at
(...) Kyle!
(...) He tries to scramble away, but the cheetah digs its claws into his arm, shredding it!
Mechanical Feline Twins
Cheetah Bros.
----------------------------
Greco
Head: Crushed
Body: Smashed Open
Arms: Scratched
Legs: Fine
Morbis
Head: Fine
Body: Torn Open
Arms: Fine
Legs: Fine
Status
Player: dermonster
Name:
Derek L.Occupation: Video game Developer/designer.
Currently: Swingin' his spear.
Inventory:
Explosive Collar |
Jumpsuit | Splint | Bottle of Painkillers |
Metal Spear |
Marshall Coburn (commanding)Wounds: None
Abilities:
Code Expert |
Neckbeard |
NERD RAEG (...)
Player: Frelock
Name: Frederick Stephonavich
Occupation: Actuary (Knowing probabilities of things)
Currently: Swingin' his dagger.
Inventory:
Explosive Collar |
Jumpsuit |
Laser DaggerWounds:
Light BleedingAbilities:
Uncanny Prediction |
Actuary's Lament |
Tweak the Odds (...)
Player: monk12
Name:
MonkOccupation: Troper
Description: Characteristically wears nice hats. Top hats, pirate hats, fedoras, you name it. Hopefully still has one in his possession.
Currently: Hovering.
Inventory:
Moist Top Hat |
Explosive Collar |
Jumpsuit |
Plasma RifleWounds:
Broken RibAbilities:
Applied Phlebotinum |
TV Tropes Will Ruin Your Life |
MacGyvering |
Telekinesis
Player: HighEndNoob
Name:
Kyle HammersOccupation: Janitor
Currently: Getting shredded by cheetah claws.
Inventory:
Explosive Collar |
Jumpsuit |
Mop | Rubber Gloves |
Medkit |
Power CleanerWounds:
Missing Legs |
Heavy BleedingAbilities:
That's The Power of Pinesol, Bitch! |
Clean Freak |
Custodial Might |
EMT
Player: _DivideByZero_
Name:
John FreemanOccupation: Drill Sergeant
Currently: Laying on the floor.
Inventory:
Explosive Collar |
1/2 Jumpsuit |
Turban |
Unicorn Band-aids | Glass Shard | Fake Ammo Belts |
Caruso ShadesWounds:
Missing Arm |
Broken Nose |
Fractured LegAbilities:
Major Payne |
Fullmetal Jacket |
Apocalypse Now
Name: Marshall Coburn MkII Combat Droid
Description:
A giant mechanical spider made of smaller mechanical spider parts. It was fitted with an advanced AI routine and can now talk. It also has a self-powered eye-laser taken from the remains of Xenocalamus. Inventory: None
Wounds: None
Abilities:
Eye Laser (...)
Group AttacksImpromptu SingalongLocations
The S.S. Periclase
Main Deck
Deck 2
Maintenance Deck 3, Main Elevator
EARTH!
Elevator Controls
Interrogation Room 7E-365 (Deck M3): You were all shackled to chairs in here when you woke up. The door has been dropkicked off its hinges. There's circuitry on the walls, a row of monitors, and a row of 5 chairs.
FANTASY TURN:This island is going down!
Goals"KIDNAP THE MAYOR OF THIS TOWN AND ESCAPE" Complete!Throw Ogomspoxom into the fires of Mt. Helmath! Complete!Current SoundtrackWon't Stop, Just Go!ActionsFW: CAT YOU GET RIGHT THE FUCK BACK HERE AND TAKE US TO THE BOAT.
(...)
Fantasy: Get on the m!@#$%^&*()!g boat!
(...) You swiftly swim toward the ship in the harbor and scale the side of the hull, flinging yourself onto the deck.
Fantasy: Swim to the boat.
(...) You grab Elica, swim over to the boat, leap aboard, and raise the anchor! The ship starts drifting out to sea. You're quite sure you aren't forgetting anything.
Fantasy: Wield battle axe with beard. Then carve another pegarm.
(...) You hack through the granite surrounding you, whittling it down into a prosthetic arm of stone. It doesn't
do anything, but it looks cool.
Fantasy: GET TO DA CHOPPA BOAT!
(...) You begin casually walking toward the docks. Wait, is the boat drifting away?
Status
Player: dermonster
Name:
Derm Hell-binderOccupation: Elemental Mage/Summoner.
Currently: Sitting on the ground.
Inventory:
Robes | Spiffy Hat |
Left Upper Canine Tooth | Keyring |
George (commanding) |
Giant Cat (commanding) |
Sword |
ArmorWounds:
Missing Tooth x2 |
Broken Rib |
Heavy BleedingAbilities:
Gift of the Magi (...) |
Squishy Wizard |
Summoner (...) |
Water Blast |
Superheat |
Tectonic Shift
Player: Frelock
Name:
Frelock Von-HeisenbergOccupation: Luck-o-mancer (Manipulating probabilities of things)
Currently: Sailing away.
Inventory:
Gold Coin |
Peasant Robes | Golden Pocket Watch |
Map of Westport |
Long Sword |
Armor |
Spring Shoes |
Elica Larifera (commanding)Wounds: None
Abilities:
Smooth Criminal |
Accident Waiting to Happen |
Befuddlement |
Legsplosion
Player: monk12
Name:
EdgarOccupation: Sky Pirate
Currently: Laying on the deck.
Inventory:
Sleeveless Long Coat |
Grappling Hook |
Harpoon GunWounds:
Right Forearm MissingAbilities:
Booze Power |
Terraphobia |
Side-quest Radar
Player: HighEndNoob
Name:
HighEndNoobOccupation: Ninja Sniper
Currently: Walking toward the docks.
Inventory: Robe | Throwing Star x1 |
Throwing Dagger x18 | Musket | Musket Ammo x25 |
Sword |
Tattered Shirt |
Leaf BarrelWounds:
Missing Tooth |
Crooked Leg |
Heavy Bleeding x2Abilities:
Immaculate Aim |
Clumsy Fighter |
'Splode On Impact
Player: _DivideByZero_
Name:
Urist AnvilsmasherOccupation: Soapmaker
DescriptionCurrently: Stonecrafting.
Inventory: Cave Spider Silk Robe | Cave Spider Silk Shoes x2 | Bar of Kitten Tallow Soap |
Battle Axe |
Bamboo Pegarm |
Stone ArmWounds:
Missing Arm x2 |
Very Heavy Bleeding |
Broken ToeAbilities:
Dabbling Surgeon (...) |
Meager Social Ability |
Martial Trance |
Prehensile Beard
Name: George
Description:
A 1.5-foot-tall rat with a scorpion stinger, gills and fins! He takes orders from Derm.Inventory:
Wooden SpearWounds:
Heavy BleedingAbilities:
Amphibious
Locations
Hellfire Cove
The BorealisCondition:
Sunk
Westport
Mayor's Ogomspoxom's Former Manor
Forest Retreat
Author
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