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[Gatleos]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

[Frelock]

Meta: Help HEN

Fantasy: Help Monk

With their actions, that is.

[Gatleos]

Heh... puns.

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Turn 65
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META TURN:

And short, apparently.

Goals
Find the keycard stations.

Current Soundtrack
Trespasser

Actions

RW: I dunno, ride around and look for something interesting, the geography is lost on me.

(...) You suddenly gain universal knowledge of everything on this deck! You can sense every item in every drawer of every desk and every closet in every room in every hall! At the rear of the deck, you sense a large blue blast door. So you ride over there on Marshall and take a look. On the other side of the door, you can sense a large room full of communications equipment, a row of windows, and the pedestal for this deck.

Meta: Find a hat while someone heals me. Again.

(...) You dig through the trash to no avail.

Meta: rip john's shirt, than use it to bandage his head

(...) You rip off the entire upper half of John's jumpsuit and wrap it around his head like a turban. Works, you suppose.

Meta: Ask our evil robot overlord the GM where the other group(s) are located. Then ask the GHOST PIRATES

(...)
Monk: "So... where are these other groups?"
"YOU ARE GROUP NUMBER 364. THERE ARE CURRENTLY 67 GROUPS ON-BOARD THIS FACILITY. OF THE 4 GROUPS, 434789 ARE IN GROUP 364'S VICINITY AND 26ìÿ027æ2Æ543Ç ARE ON THE SAME DECK. COOPERATION IS ENCOURAGED."

Meta: Help HEN

(...) You help Kyle wrap the shirt in the shape of a turban for John.

Status
Player: dermonster
Name: Derek L.
Occupation: Video game Developer/designer.
Currently: Standing outside the communications center.
Inventory: Explosive Collar | Jumpsuit | Splint | Bottle of Painkillers | Metal Spear | Marshall Coburn (commanding)
Wounds: None
Abilities: Code Expert | Neckbeard | NERD RAEG
Player: Frelock
Name: Frederick Stephonavich
Occupation: Actuary (Knowing probabilities of things)
Currently: Healing John.
Inventory: Explosive Collar | Jumpsuit | Laser Dagger
Wounds: None
Abilities: Uncanny Prediction | Actuary's Lament | Tweak the Odds
Player: monk12
Name: Monk
Occupation: Troper
Description: Characteristically wears nice hats. Top hats, pirate hats, fedoras, you name it. Hopefully still has one in his possession.
Currently: Lolwutting. That's a verb now too.
Inventory: Moist Top Hat | Explosive Collar | Jumpsuit | Plasma Rifle
Wounds: Heavy Bleeding
Abilities: Applied Phlebotinum | TV Tropes Will Ruin Your Life | MacGyvering | Telekinesis
Player: HighEndNoob
Name: Kyle Hammers
Occupation: Janitor
Picture
Currently: Healing John.
Inventory: Explosive Collar | Jumpsuit | Mop | Rubber Gloves | Medkit
Wounds: Missing Legs | Very Heavy Bleeding
Abilities: That's The Power of Pinesol, Bitch! | Clean Freak | Custodial Might | EMT
Player: _DivideByZero_
Name: John Freeman
Occupation: Drill Sergeant
Currently: ALL OF MY HATE
Inventory: Explosive Collar | 1/2 Jumpsuit | Turban | Unicorn Band-aids | Glass Shard
Wounds: Missing Arm | Broken Nose | Heavy Bleeding x3
Abilities: Major Payne | Fullmetal Jacket | Apocalypse Now
Name: Marshall Coburn MkII Combat Droid
Description: A giant mechanical spider made of smaller mechanical spider parts. It was fitted with an advanced AI routine and can now talk. It also has a self-powered eye-laser taken from the remains of Xenocalamus.
Inventory: None
Wounds: None
Abilities: Eye Laser

Group Attacks
Impromptu Singalong

Locations
The S.S. Periclase
Main Deck
Deck 2
Maintenance Deck 3, Main Elevator
EARTH!
Elevator Controls
Interrogation Room 7E-365 (Deck M3): You were all shackled to chairs in here when you woke up. The door has been dropkicked off its hinges. There's circuitry on the walls, a row of monitors, and a row of 5 chairs.

Spoiler: INITIATING RTD ROUTINE (click to show/hide)

FANTASY TURN:

Cast it into the fire!

Goals
"KIDNAP THE MAYOR OF THIS TOWN AND ESCAPE" Complete!
Throw Ogomspoxom into the fires of Mt. Helmath!

Current Soundtrack
Climb My Mountain, This High

Actions

FW: Yell at Urist that I swaer to god if he does not heal me I will encase him in granite. In the meantime, infuse more summoning magic into the giant cat.

Snake: Slither into my inventory listing.

Cat:

George, gnaw your wood encasing off of your legs, or failing that, into something resembling legs.

(...) You encase Urist in granite. Huh. You didn't even know you could do that.  (...) He will never enter your inventory! (...) JC coughs up a hairball. (...) George can't seem to reach! Anyway, it looks like the wood actually replaced his legs. There's no tissue left.

Fantasy: Heal derm. THEN ride the snake.

(...) You seem to be taking your ability to move for GRANITE. Ohohohohohohoho!

Fantasy: Get Urist's snake for him

(...) You heft the entrapped Urist onto the snake. Unfortunately, his head is still poking out of the rock enclosure and he continues to curse at you in Dwarven.

Fantasy: Throw the precious mayor DEMON into the volcano, keeping an eye on the SKY.

(...) Grabbing onto the sack o' demon, you run up the volcano's slope and hurl the bag into the crater with all your might! You watch it fall into the abyss and disappear in the sea of magma below. A few moments pass, during which you share an epic high-five with Frelock. Suddenly, the volcano begins to quake violently!

Fantasy: Help Monk

(...) You help Edgar toss the bag into the crater below! High fives, volcano quake, etc. You briefly consider fading to black, but decide against it as it's in bad cinematographical taste to do so at this point.

Status
Player: dermonster
Name: Derm Hell-binder
Occupation: Elemental Mage/Summoner.
Currently: Harming his friends.
Inventory: Robes | Spiffy Hat | Left Upper Canine Tooth | Keyring | George (commanding) | Giant Cat (commanding) | Sword | Armor
Wounds: Missing Tooth | Broken Rib
Abilities: Gift of the Magi (...) | Squishy Wizard | Summoner (...) | Water Blast | Superheat | Tectonic Shift
Player: Frelock
Name: Frelock Von-Heisenberg
Occupation: Luck-o-mancer (Manipulating probabilities of things)
Currently: Studying cinematography.
Inventory: Gold Coin | Peasant Robes | Golden Pocket Watch | Map of Westport | Long Sword | Armor | Spring Shoes | Elica Larifera (commanding)
Wounds: Heavy Bleeding
Abilities: Smooth Criminal | Accident Waiting to Happen | Befuddlement | Legsplosion
Player: monk12
Name: Edgar
Occupation: Sky Pirate
Currently: Watching the sky for giant eagles and/or men in suits.
Inventory: Sleeveless Long Coat | Grappling Hook | Harpoon Gun
Wounds: Right Forearm Missing
Abilities: Booze Power | Terraphobia | Side-quest Radar
Player: HighEndNoob
Name: HighEndNoob
Occupation: Ninja Sniper
Currently: Helping Urist with his rocky dilemma.
Inventory: Robe | Throwing Star x1 | Throwing Dagger x18 | Musket | Musket Ammo x25 | Sword | Tattered Shirt | Leaf Barrel
Wounds: Missing Tooth | Crooked Leg | Heavy Bleeding x2
Abilities: Immaculate Aim | Clumsy Fighter | 'Splode On Impact
Player: _DivideByZero_
Name: Urist Anvilsmasher
Occupation: Soapmaker
Description
Currently: Cursing.
Inventory: Cave Spider Silk Robe | Cave Spider Silk Shoes x2 | Bar of Kitten Tallow Soap | Battle Axe | Bamboo Pegarm
Wounds: Missing Arm
Abilities: Dabbling Surgeon (...) | Meager Social Ability | Martial Trance
Name: George
Description: A 1.5-foot-tall rat with a scorpion stinger, gills and fins! He takes orders from Derm.
Inventory: Wooden Spear
Wounds: Heavy Bleeding
Abilities: Amphibious

Locations
Hellfire Cove
The Borealis
Condition:
Sunk
Westport
Mayor's Ogomspoxom's Former Manor
Forest Retreat

[Dermonster]

RW: Examine communications equipment.

FW: Grab George.

George: Help me grab you.

Cat: Pick me up and GTFO of there.

Snake: Grab HEN and also GTFO of there.

BACK TO TOWN!

[monk12]

Whee! Quest Completed! Unless this goes all Fantasia on us.

Meta: Loot crew quarters!

Fantasy: Slow motion dive away from the erupting volcano!

Exclamation points!!!

[Gatleos]

Fantasy: Slow motion dive away from the erupting volcano!

(...) You slow-motion dive into the volcano!

[monk12]

What's life without a little bit of risk?

Long, that's what.

[Frelock]

Meta: Cautiously follow Derek to the communications room with the pedestal.

Fantasy: Grab Elica and Monk, and spring-shoes away from the volcano, towards the side that doesn't have a raging forest fire.  But, wait for the explosion.

[Gatleos]

Pssst... HEN... DbZ... we need your actions.

[monk12]

Pssst... HEN... DbZ... we need your actions.

Well, I think HEN will lay an egg and DbZ will scream for four episodes.



I'm sorry that was bad please don't hurt me

[Dermonster]

Heh...

[HighEndNoob]

Meta: Search for more Janitor's supplies.
Fantasy: Get command of the snake, than put Urist on the snake and ride it away from the volcano.

[_DivideByZero_]

Meta: Find some ammo belts.
Fantasy: Gain super-dwarven strength by pulling myself from the granite.

[monk12]

Monk cancels bump, Interrupted by Dwarf Fortress

[Gatleos]

Gatleos cancels write turn: interrupted by unexpected DF Talk
Gatleos has suspended the construction of turn

q -> s

I'll have it up soon, it wasn't just the DF Talk that delayed me.