FANTASY TURN:FIRE!!! BURN BOB
ONGA
Goals"KIDNAP THE MAYOR OF THIS TOWN AND ESCAPE" Complete!Throw Ogomspoxom into the fires of Mt. Helmath!
Current SoundtrackPaleolithic ParkActionsFantasy: Continue my arboreal escape.
(...)Edgar: "
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
You slipped off the vine, if that wasn't clear.
FW:George: Enact vengeance.
Me; Summon George to me.
Snake: Descend
Cat: Grab Noob and get abscondin'!
DM: Order nature buddies.
(...) George playfully bites at the Elf's fingers, and she falls into the flaming abyss below!
==>
(...) You use your short-range teleportation powers to return George to you WHY ARE HIS LEGS ENCASED IN WOOD oh whatever. You heft him onto the snake and prepare to ride!
==>
(...) The snake slithers over the edge of the tree WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS OH JEGUS IT KEEPS HAPPENING NO FLIP THE SNAKE TURNWAYS AAAAAGGGGGHHHHH
==>
(...) Amazingly, JC is able to regain consciousness and grab HEN! JC ceases to agress and proceeds to abscond over the edge of the tree.
JC reaches the ground to find a massive snake corpse which provided cushioning for
two men and a rat. Everyone
except the snake is okay!
Fantasy: Shoot the snake Urist got himself into.
(...) You shoot several rounds at the dead snake.
Fantasy: Proceed swinging through the trees towards the volcano with the mayor.
(...)Frelock: "Weeeeeeeee!"
You swing all the way through the jungle and arrive at the foot of the volcano! You can feel the heat of the spreading forest fire behind you.
Fantasy: Get out of the snake's mouth and ride it.
(...) You swing up onto the snake and start riding it!
Urist: "YEEEEHAAAAWWW" *CRUNCH*
The snake breaks the fall, fatally.
Flee The Tree Debris!- dermonster: (...) You collapse to the ground in pain as your rib gives way under a large tree branch which pins you to the snake corpse!
- Frelock: (...) You're not out of the woods yet! Oh wait, yes you are. *Ba-Dum Tsh*
- monk12: (...) A flaming fan leaf gently drapes over you. It's nice and warm for a few seconds, then comes the BURNING PAIN.
- HighEndNoob: (...) The cat leaps out of the way as a flaming tree branch pins the others to the ground!
- _DivideByZero_: (...) You're knocked to the ground as well by the branch. You can't move!
Status
Player: dermonster
Name:
Derm Hell-binderOccupation: Elemental Mage/Summoner.
Currently: Riding the dead snake.
Inventory:
Robes | Spiffy Hat |
Left Upper Canine Tooth | Keyring |
George (commanding) |
Giant Cat (commanding) |
Sword |
ArmorWounds:
Missing Tooth |
Broken RibAbilities:
Gift of the Magi (...) |
Squishy Wizard |
Summoner (...) |
Water Blast |
Superheat |
Tectonic Shift
Player: Frelock
Name:
Frelock Von-HeisenbergOccupation: Luck-o-mancer (Manipulating probabilities of things)
Currently: Standing at the foot of the volcano.
Inventory:
Gold Coin |
Peasant Robes | Golden Pocket Watch |
Map of Westport |
Long Sword |
Armor |
Spring Shoes |
Elica Larifera (commanding)Wounds:
Heavy BleedingAbilities:
Smooth Criminal |
Accident Waiting to Happen |
Befuddlement |
Legsplosion
Player: monk12
Name:
EdgarOccupation: Sky Pirate
Currently: Laying on the jungle floor.
Inventory:
Sleeveless Long Coat |
Grappling Hook |
Harpoon GunWounds:
Right Forearm Missing |
Heavy BleedingAbilities:
Booze Power |
Terraphobia |
Side-quest Radar
Player: HighEndNoob
Name:
HighEndNoobOccupation: Ninja Sniper
Currently: Riding on JC.
Inventory: Robe | Throwing Star x1 |
Throwing Dagger x18 | Musket | Musket Ammo x25 |
Sword |
Tattered Shirt |
Leaf BarrelWounds:
Missing Tooth |
Crooked Leg |
Heavy Bleeding x2Abilities:
Immaculate Aim |
Clumsy Fighter |
'Splode On Impact
Player: _DivideByZero_
Name:
Urist AnvilsmasherOccupation: Soapmaker
DescriptionCurrently: Laying on the dead snake.
Inventory: Cave Spider Silk Robe | Cave Spider Silk Shoes x2 | Bar of Kitten Tallow Soap |
Battle Axe |
Bamboo PegarmWounds:
Missing ArmAbilities:
Dabbling Surgeon (...) |
Meager Social Ability |
Martial Trance
Name: George
Description:
A 1.5-foot-tall rat with a scorpion stinger, gills and fins! He takes orders from Derm.Inventory:
Wooden SpearWounds:
Heavy BleedingAbilities:
Amphibious
Locations
Hellfire Cove
The BorealisCondition:
Sunk
Westport
Mayor's Ogomspoxom's Former Manor
Forest Retreat