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Author Topic: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 126: Booze Mist Rising]  (Read 304017 times)

Dermonster

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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 61: More Cowbell]
« Reply #735 on: March 20, 2011, 06:10:17 pm »

If my one scroll up the page research is correct (It's likely not) then the 50 page post will be in the next three posts.


Edit: Oh wow I was sorta right.
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 61: More Cowbell]
« Reply #736 on: March 20, 2011, 06:35:58 pm »

0<3, right?

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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 61: More Cowbell]
« Reply #737 on: March 20, 2011, 06:38:27 pm »

*Is desperately trying to figure out what the hell that emoticon is*

Yes?
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 61: More Cowbell]
« Reply #738 on: March 20, 2011, 07:14:14 pm »

lol

0 < 3, as in the mathematical expression.

Although now I want to ascribe meaning to that as an emoticon. Unfortunately it looks a lot like a penis doing what penis's do. Maybe its actually a cyclops cat with a big nose?

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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 61: More Cowbell]
« Reply #739 on: March 20, 2011, 07:52:04 pm »

You have a terrible mind.  I'm proud to say I passed my Rorschach on that one. 
Spoiler: On a related note... (click to show/hide)
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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 61: More Cowbell]
« Reply #740 on: March 20, 2011, 08:44:40 pm »

He's an employee at Valve, I'm certain.
Hey, I was busy. I'm not sure how I put it off this long.
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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 61: More Cowbell]
« Reply #741 on: March 20, 2011, 10:44:11 pm »

40d/2010 wait is over, now for the rapid series of bugfix releases.

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Turn 62
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META TURN:

LEAPING METAL DEATH SKELETONS

Goals
Find the keycard stations.

Current Soundtrack
Space Pirates

Actions
Meta: Find robots! Shoot them! Repeatedly!
(...) You shoulder-thrust straight through the pile of rubble and fire a burst of plasma at the droid attacking Frelock, catching it by surprise! (...) The blast obliterates the droid immediately.
Monk: "*Cocks Gun* Let's get moving."
...Wait, why are you able to cock an energy weapon? That doesn't make any sense.
RW: Attatch a metal shard to my metal rod to form a makeshift spear.
MC: Directive: Eliminate all hostiles.
(...) You awkwardly jam a jagged piece of metal onto the end of the rod. It... sort of works, you guess. (...) Monk sort of already took care of all the enemies around.
Meta: Find robot, than CHARGE!!!!!!!
(...) We've gone over this.
Meta: Stabby Stabby
(...) You stab John in the chest!
John: "AAAAAGGGHHH GOD DAMN IT"
Meta: Find a pole.
(...) Nnnnnnnope. No pole.

Status

Player: dermonster
Name: Derek L.
Occupation: Video game Developer/designer.
Currently: Poking around with his "spear".
Inventory: Explosive Collar | Jumpsuit | Splint | Bottle of Painkillers | Metal Spear | Marshall Coburn (commanding)
Wounds: None
Abilities: Code Expert | Neckbeard | NERD RAEG

Player: Frelock
Name: Frederick Stephonavich
Occupation: Actuary (Knowing probabilities of things)
Currently: Stabbing John.
Inventory: Explosive Collar | Jumpsuit | Laser Dagger
Wounds: Light Bleeding
Abilities: Uncanny Prediction | Actuary's Lament | Tweak the Odds

Player: monk12
Name: Monk
Occupation: Troper
Description: Characteristically wears nice hats. Top hats, pirate hats, fedoras, you name it. Hopefully still has one in his possession.
Currently: Lampshading.
Inventory: Moist Top Hat | Explosive Collar | Jumpsuit | Plasma Rifle
Wounds: Heavy Bleeding
Abilities: Applied Phlebotinum | TV Tropes Will Ruin Your Life | MacGyvering | Telekinesis

Player: HighEndNoob
Name: Kyle Hammers
Occupation: Janitor
Picture
Currently: Nothing, really.
Inventory: Explosive Collar | Jumpsuit | Mop | Rubber Gloves | Medkit
Wounds: Missing Legs | Very Heavy Bleeding x2
Abilities: That's The Power of Pinesol, Bitch! | Clean Freak | Custodial Might | EMT

Player: _DivideByZero_
Name: John Freeman
Occupation: Drill Sergeant
Currently: Slapping Kyle.
Inventory: Explosive Collar | Jumpsuit | Unicorn Band-aids | Glass Shard
Wounds: Missing Arm | Broken Nose | Heavy Bleeding x2
Abilities: Major Payne | Fullmetal Jacket | Apocalypse Now

Name: Marshall Coburn MkII Combat Droid
Description: A giant mechanical spider made of smaller mechanical spider parts. It was fitted with an advanced AI routine and can now talk. It also has a self-powered eye-laser taken from the remains of Xenocalamus.
Inventory: None
Wounds: None
Abilities: Eye Laser


Group Attacks
Impromptu Singalong

Locations

The S.S. Periclase

Main Deck

Maintenance Deck 3, Main Elevator

EARTH!

Elevator Controls

Interrogation Room 7E-365 (Deck M3): You were all shackled to chairs in here when you woke up. The door has been dropkicked off its hinges. There's circuitry on the walls, a row of monitors, and a row of 5 chairs.


Spoiler: INITIATING RTD ROUTINE (click to show/hide)
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Think of it like Sim City, except with rival mayors that seek to destroy your citizens by arming legions of homeless people and sending them to attack you.
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it would be funny to see babies spontaneously combust
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RW: Go to where the robots came from.

FW: Water blast this damned branch off of me.

Cat: Rescue Urist from fires and branches.

George: Seek medical assistance. Somehow.
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"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
Moved to SufficientVelocity / Spacebattles.

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Meta: Wander around until I find something interesting

Fantasy: To the volcano!

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Meta: Get John back to the elevator, and take him to the medbay as an apology.

Fantasy: Climb the volcano and cast it into the fire!  Destroy it!
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Meta: Be useless.
Fantasy: Try to resuscitate the snake.
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Meta: Try to heal john AGAIN!
Fantasy: Pull Urist from the wreckage.
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(5) You manage to struggle free of the guards and sprint to a safe distance before tossing a knife at one! (5 + 1 = 6) The throwing knife zips through the air, slitting a guard's throat! It then travels around the group of guards like a boomerang. It (5) Slits another throat, (Three 6's in a row!) decapitates three more (!), (4) slices open the last guard's arm, and (2) narrowly misses a random bystander. It then flies back into your hand. Holy crap.

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So RedWarrior0, about that spot...

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META TURN:

This is the least exciting floor, if you couldn't tell already.

Goals
Find the keycard stations.

Current Soundtrack
Trespasser

Actions
RW: Go to where the robots came from.
(...) You ride Marshall over to the door the robots came out of. Looks like nothing but a small utility closet in the corner of the living areas. What were they doing in here?
Meta: Wander around until I find something interesting
(...) You run a full circuit around the living area! Of course, you forget to take note of anything you see. At least we know it's a circuit now.
Meta: Get John back to the elevator, and take him to the medbay as an apology.
(...) The elevator door seems to have sealed itself behind you. Crap.
Meta: Be useless.
(...) You are so incredibly useless that your sheer incompetence makes the situation ten times worse for no apparent reason. The blood starts shooting out of your chest three times as fast! You're almost dead from blood loss!
Meta: Try to heal john AGAIN!
(...) You just don't feel like healing someone so useless.

Status

Player: dermonster
Name: Derek L.
Occupation: Video game Developer/designer.
Currently: Looking at PIPES.
Inventory: Explosive Collar | Jumpsuit | Splint | Bottle of Painkillers | Metal Spear | Marshall Coburn (commanding)
Wounds: None
Abilities: Code Expert | Neckbeard | NERD RAEG

Player: Frelock
Name: Frederick Stephonavich
Occupation: Actuary (Knowing probabilities of things)
Currently: Whistling.
Inventory: Explosive Collar | Jumpsuit | Laser Dagger
Wounds: None
Abilities: Uncanny Prediction | Actuary's Lament | Tweak the Odds

Player: monk12
Name: Monk
Occupation: Troper
Description: Characteristically wears nice hats. Top hats, pirate hats, fedoras, you name it. Hopefully still has one in his possession.
Currently: Running around aimlessly.
Inventory: Moist Top Hat | Explosive Collar | Jumpsuit | Plasma Rifle
Wounds: Heavy Bleeding
Abilities: Applied Phlebotinum | TV Tropes Will Ruin Your Life | MacGyvering | Telekinesis

Player: HighEndNoob
Name: Kyle Hammers
Occupation: Janitor
Picture
Currently: Not giving a crap.
Inventory: Explosive Collar | Jumpsuit | Mop | Rubber Gloves | Medkit
Wounds: Missing Legs | Very Heavy Bleeding
Abilities: That's The Power of Pinesol, Bitch! | Clean Freak | Custodial Might | EMT

Player: _DivideByZero_
Name: John Freeman
Occupation: Drill Sergeant
Currently: Dying.
Inventory: Explosive Collar | Jumpsuit | Unicorn Band-aids | Glass Shard
Wounds: Missing Arm | Broken Nose | Heavy Bleeding x2 | Pale
Abilities: Major Payne | Fullmetal Jacket | Apocalypse Now

Name: Marshall Coburn MkII Combat Droid
Description: A giant mechanical spider made of smaller mechanical spider parts. It was fitted with an advanced AI routine and can now talk. It also has a self-powered eye-laser taken from the remains of Xenocalamus.
Inventory: None
Wounds: None
Abilities: Eye Laser


Group Attacks
Impromptu Singalong

Locations

The S.S. Periclase

Main Deck

Maintenance Deck 3, Main Elevator

EARTH!

Elevator Controls

Interrogation Room 7E-365 (Deck M3): You were all shackled to chairs in here when you woke up. The door has been dropkicked off its hinges. There's circuitry on the walls, a row of monitors, and a row of 5 chairs.


Spoiler: INITIATING RTD ROUTINE (click to show/hide)
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Think of it like Sim City, except with rival mayors that seek to destroy your citizens by arming legions of homeless people and sending them to attack you.
Quote from: Moonshadow101
it would be funny to see babies spontaneously combust
Gat HQ (Sigtext)
++U+U++ // ,.,.@UUUUUUUU

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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 63: Silent Watcher]
« Reply #748 on: March 21, 2011, 11:48:33 pm »

Meta: Yell at everyone to heal me (hint hint)
Fantasy: Ride the snake, using my swordfish arm as a lance.
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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 63: Silent Watcher]
« Reply #749 on: March 21, 2011, 11:49:32 pm »

Meta:Heal John

Fantasy: Find a turtle to mount as my own.
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(5) You manage to struggle free of the guards and sprint to a safe distance before tossing a knife at one! (5 + 1 = 6) The throwing knife zips through the air, slitting a guard's throat! It then travels around the group of guards like a boomerang. It (5) Slits another throat, (Three 6's in a row!) decapitates three more (!), (4) slices open the last guard's arm, and (2) narrowly misses a random bystander. It then flies back into your hand. Holy crap.
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