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Author Topic: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 126: Booze Mist Rising]  (Read 302708 times)

HighEndNoob

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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 59: Spear + Snake -> Elf]
« Reply #705 on: March 15, 2011, 04:57:57 pm »

Meta: Repeat my mistake
Fantasy: Get back on the branch, shoot 3 rounds into the elf #2 Than try to heal my wound.
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(5) You manage to struggle free of the guards and sprint to a safe distance before tossing a knife at one! (5 + 1 = 6) The throwing knife zips through the air, slitting a guard's throat! It then travels around the group of guards like a boomerang. It (5) Slits another throat, (Three 6's in a row!) decapitates three more (!), (4) slices open the last guard's arm, and (2) narrowly misses a random bystander. It then flies back into your hand. Holy crap.

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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 59: Spear + Snake -> Elf]
« Reply #706 on: March 15, 2011, 05:05:24 pm »

George: Kick ass and take names!
(...) Unfortunately, all the names are taken by the newly deceased former opponents.
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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 59: Spear + Snake -> Elf]
« Reply #707 on: March 15, 2011, 05:07:40 pm »

George, Kick ass and then do vaguely unpleasant things to Redwarrior0!
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"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 59: Spear + Snake -> Elf]
« Reply #708 on: March 15, 2011, 06:09:13 pm »

Meta: Follow someone.
Meta: Heal derm.
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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 58: Dark Rat of Vanda]
« Reply #709 on: March 15, 2011, 06:17:43 pm »

Meta: Follow someone.
Name: John Freeman
Occupation: Drill Sergeant
Currently: Sleeping.
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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 58: Dark Rat of Vanda]
« Reply #710 on: March 15, 2011, 08:27:41 pm »

Meta: Follow someone.
Name: John Freeman
Occupation: Drill Sergeant
Currently: Sleeping.

He can totally sleepwalk.


Meta: Grenade Spam!

Fantasy: Escort Frelock and the associated mayor to safety.

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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 59: Spear + Snake -> Elf]
« Reply #711 on: March 15, 2011, 11:47:48 pm »

60th turn anniversary!
...That's a big deal, right?

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Turn 60
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META TURN:

LEAPING METAL DEATH SKELETONS

Goals
Find the keycard stations.

Current Soundtrack
Space Pirates

Actions
RW: Rush down the hall, SPEAR OF FIRE!
MC: Hack the droids! Convert some of them to our side!
(...)
Derek: "FINAL FLASH! Or... Spirit Gun... or something."
A blast of energy shoots down the hall past Monk as four more robots run out into the hall from the same door. (...) (...) (...) The shot obliterates three of the robots (including the one on the ceiling), (...) (...) but the other two leap aside and crawl along the walls toward you! (...) Marshall manages to break into the robot's AI, but it seems to mess around with the robot's head quite a bit. It spins around and blindly lunges at one of the other robots and they tangle together on the floor!
Meta: Tweak the Odds, and find a weapon around here.
(...) You search through a closet in one of the rooms, and find some kind of... laser punching dagger... thing. Looks useful!
Meta: Repeat my mistake
(...) You rock John back awake. That is to say, you violently shake him until he wakes up. That is to say, you brutally stab him in the chest with a splintered broom handle until he wakes up.
Meta: Follow someone.
(...) You stagger across the room looking for another person to follow. Suddenly, a metallic skeleton drops from the ceiling and punches you in the face! You're sent flying into the wall!
Meta: Grenade Spam!
(...) You wastefully toss all three of your grenades at the two fighting robots, reducing them to scrap metal!

Status

Player: dermonster
Name: Derek L.
Occupation: Video game Developer/designer.
Currently: Lazoring everything.
Inventory: Explosive Collar | Jumpsuit | Splint | Bottle of Painkillers | Metal Bar | Marshall Coburn (commanding)
Wounds: None
Abilities: Code Expert | Neckbeard | NERD RAEG

Player: Frelock
Name: Frederick Stephonavich
Occupation: Actuary (Knowing probabilities of things)
Currently: Searching the closet.
Inventory: Explosive Collar | Jumpsuit | Laser Dagger
Wounds: None
Abilities: Uncanny Prediction | Actuary's Lament | Tweak the Odds

Player: monk12
Name: Monk
Occupation: Troper
Description: Characteristically wears nice hats. Top hats, pirate hats, fedoras, you name it. Hopefully still has one in his possession.
Currently: Lobbing grenades.
Inventory: Moist Top Hat | Explosive Collar | Jumpsuit | Plasma Rifle
Wounds: Heavy Bleeding
Abilities: Applied Phlebotinum | TV Tropes Will Ruin Your Life | MacGyvering | Telekinesis

Player: HighEndNoob
Name: Kyle Hammers
Occupation: Janitor
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Currently: Being motherly psychopathic.
Inventory: Explosive Collar | Jumpsuit | Mop | Rubber Gloves | Medkit
Wounds: Missing Legs | Very Heavy Bleeding x2
Abilities: That's The Power of Pinesol, Bitch! | Clean Freak | Custodial Might | EMT

Player: _DivideByZero_
Name: John Freeman
Occupation: Drill Sergeant
Currently: Screaming.
Inventory: Explosive Collar | Jumpsuit | Unicorn Band-aids | Glass Shard
Wounds: Missing Arm | Very Heavy Bleeding | Broken Nose | Heavy Bleeding
Abilities: Major Payne | Fullmetal Jacket | Apocalypse Now

Name: Marshall Coburn MkII Combat Droid
Description: A giant mechanical spider made of smaller mechanical spider parts. It was fitted with an advanced AI routine and can now talk. It also has a self-powered eye-laser taken from the remains of Xenocalamus.
Inventory: None
Wounds: None
Abilities: Eye Laser (...)


Group Attacks
Impromptu Singalong

Locations

The S.S. Periclase

Main Deck

Maintenance Deck 3, Main Elevator

EARTH!

Elevator Controls

Interrogation Room 7E-365 (Deck M3): You were all shackled to chairs in here when you woke up. The door has been dropkicked off its hinges. There's circuitry on the walls, a row of monitors, and a row of 5 chairs.


Spoiler: INITIATING RTD ROUTINE (click to show/hide)
« Last Edit: March 16, 2011, 01:56:39 am by Gatleos »
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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 60: Overkill]
« Reply #712 on: March 16, 2011, 12:16:03 am »

Meta: try to heal john
Fantasy: Try to heal myself again.
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(5) You manage to struggle free of the guards and sprint to a safe distance before tossing a knife at one! (5 + 1 = 6) The throwing knife zips through the air, slitting a guard's throat! It then travels around the group of guards like a boomerang. It (5) Slits another throat, (Three 6's in a row!) decapitates three more (!), (4) slices open the last guard's arm, and (2) narrowly misses a random bystander. It then flies back into your hand. Holy crap.

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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 60: Overkill]
« Reply #713 on: March 16, 2011, 01:35:58 am »

Slight inventory mix-up in the meta section regarding the new laser punching dagger.

Meta: Find and charge the enemy.

Fantasy: Haggle safe passage to the volcano with the oncoming warriors, preferably having them heal my wound .
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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 60: Overkill]
« Reply #714 on: March 16, 2011, 06:42:26 am »

RW: Use scrap to build me some sort of high tech helmet.

FW: Summon a Riding snake!
George: Use the spear, be the reaper.
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"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 60: Overkill]
« Reply #715 on: March 16, 2011, 04:06:27 pm »

Meta: Continue Exploring

Fantasy: Continue Protecting Frelock + Quest Item...person, demon thing.

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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 60: Overkill]
« Reply #716 on: March 17, 2011, 04:12:20 pm »

Everyone still alive?

Turn at 9:00 PM unless DbZ posts before then.
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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 60: Overkill]
« Reply #717 on: March 17, 2011, 04:15:53 pm »

What? Oh dear, does somebody die?
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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 60: Overkill]
« Reply #718 on: March 17, 2011, 04:19:10 pm »

What? Oh dear, does somebody die?
What, you're not excited about that anymore?
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Think of it like Sim City, except with rival mayors that seek to destroy your citizens by arming legions of homeless people and sending them to attack you.
Quote from: Moonshadow101
it would be funny to see babies spontaneously combust
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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 60: Overkill]
« Reply #719 on: March 17, 2011, 04:26:08 pm »

What? Oh dear, does somebody die?
What, you're not excited about that anymore?
I am, of course.
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