FANTASY TURN:FIRE!!! BURN BOB
ONGA
Goals"KIDNAP THE MAYOR OF THIS TOWN AND ESCAPE" Complete!Throw Ogomspoxom into the fires of Mt. Helmath!
Current SoundtrackPaleolithic ParkActionsFW: Call out to Urist to heal this goddamned rib.
George: Kick ass and take names!
Cat: KILL
(...)Derm: "Urrrrrrrgggghhhh"
(...) George gnaws on Elf 1's leg, and he drops to the ground!
(...) The bleeding cat walks forward, then falls over unconscious.
Fantasy: Grab the mayor, and using the spring shoes, fall gracefully down to the ground floor. Ask Elica for healing.
(...) Grabbing the sack and pushing your way through the crowd of panicking Elves, you leap over the edge of the four story tree! Grabbing a vine on the way down, you swing around to the front of the tree and miraculously avoid injury! You toss the sack aside and ask Elica for help.
(...) He swiftly yanks the arrow out of your chest and tries to use his limited Elven healing magic to close the wound. It doesn't appear to work, however. Now that you're on ground level, you can see that the fire has spread to the four outer trees, as well as the upper portion of the central tree! At this rate the whole forest could catch fire!
Fantasy: Get back on the branch, shoot 3 rounds into the elf #2 Than try to heal my wound.
(...) Elf #2 gets 3 musket balls in the head and drops to the floor. Another Elf jumps past you and falls off the tree as you look down at the arrow in your chest.
(...) AAAAHHHH, you can't pull it out! It's stuck!
Meta: Heal derm.
(...) Nope. Nothing.
Fantasy: Escort Frelock and the associated mayor to safety.
(...) You follow Frelock up the rows of seats, and watch him jump off. You then fire your grappling hook arm at the closest burning tree and swing through the cloud of ash and falling leaves to the ground! As you land at ground level, you see a large group of Elven warriors running toward you!
Ileda!
The third Elf fires an arrow at
(...) HEN,
(...) striking him in the arm! He tumbles into the stands.
Status
Player: dermonster
Name:
Derm Hell-binderOccupation: Elemental Mage/Summoner.
Currently: Floundering on the ground.
Inventory:
Robes | Spiffy Hat |
Left Upper Canine Tooth | Keyring |
George (commanding) |
Giant Cat (commanding) |
Sword |
ArmorWounds:
Missing Tooth |
Broken RibAbilities:
Gift of the Magi (...) |
Squishy Wizard |
Summoner (...) |
Water Blast |
Superheat |
Tectonic Shift
Player: Frelock
Name:
Frelock Von-HeisenbergOccupation: Luck-o-mancer (Manipulating probabilities of things)
Currently: Standing at the base of the giant tree.
Inventory:
Gold Coin |
Peasant Robes | Golden Pocket Watch |
Map of Westport |
Long Sword |
Armor |
Spring Shoes |
Elica Larifera (commanding)Wounds:
Heavy BleedingAbilities:
Smooth Criminal |
Accident Waiting to Happen |
Befuddlement |
Legsplosion
Player: monk12
Name:
EdgarOccupation: Sky Pirate
Currently: Standing nearby the central tree.
Inventory:
Sleeveless Long Coat |
Grappling Hook |
Harpoon GunWounds:
Right Forearm Missing |
Heavy BleedingAbilities:
Booze Power |
Terraphobia |
Side-quest Radar
Player: HighEndNoob
Name:
HighEndNoobOccupation: Ninja Sniper
Currently: Laying in the stands.
Inventory: Robe | Throwing Star x1 |
Throwing Dagger x18 | Musket | Musket Ammo x30 |
Sword |
Tattered Shirt |
Leaf BarrelWounds:
Missing Tooth |
Broken Leg |
Heavy Bleeding x2Abilities:
Immaculate Aim |
Clumsy Fighter |
'Splode On Impact
Player: _DivideByZero_
Name:
Urist AnvilsmasherOccupation: Soapmaker
DescriptionCurrently: Poking Derm's ribs.
Inventory: Cave Spider Silk Robe | Cave Spider Silk Shoes x2 | Bar of Kitten Tallow Soap |
Battle Axe |
Bamboo PegarmWounds:
Missing ArmAbilities:
Dabbling Surgeon (...) |
Meager Social Ability |
Martial Trance
Name: George
Description:
A 1.5-foot-tall rat with a scorpion stinger, gills and fins! He takes orders from Derm.Inventory:
Wooden SpearWounds: None
Abilities:
Amphibious
Locations
Hellfire Cove
The BorealisCondition:
Sunk
Westport
Mayor's Ogomspoxom's Former Manor
Forest Retreat
Author
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