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Author Topic: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 126: Booze Mist Rising]  (Read 304294 times)

HighEndNoob

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Meta: Look for more Janitor's closets
Fantasy: Try to get high-ground.
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(5) You manage to struggle free of the guards and sprint to a safe distance before tossing a knife at one! (5 + 1 = 6) The throwing knife zips through the air, slitting a guard's throat! It then travels around the group of guards like a boomerang. It (5) Slits another throat, (Three 6's in a row!) decapitates three more (!), (4) slices open the last guard's arm, and (2) narrowly misses a random bystander. It then flies back into your hand. Holy crap.

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Derm, can tectonic shift take down the tree?
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Dermonster

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If I could magic down three flights of tree I would have already done so.

Not Intentionally, mind you.
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
Moved to SufficientVelocity / Spacebattles.

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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 56: Impromptu Singalong]
« Reply #678 on: March 11, 2011, 06:59:48 pm »

The unicorn begins to thrash around and shimmer! It undergoes a frightening transformation as the giant rat exits hyperspace inside of it! It has transformed into the fearsome unirat! The unirat rampages around the coliseum as the spectators scatter in a frenzy! It steps on the palisade gate, causing your escape route to collapse! You're screwed now!

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Currently: Feeling a profound sense of satisfaction.

That was totally on purpose. For the extra XP, right?

(Also: How the hell did you manage to get out of there in only 5 hours, Monk?)

I've already read many of the pages- I got into trouble when I followed a link to Gurren Lagann, and thence to Double K, which places the cast in the setting of an 80's buddy cop movie.

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You may notice that Derm didn't get any experience for that at all.

The magic system is a poor sport and doesn't like to be screwed around with.
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Think of it like Sim City, except with rival mayors that seek to destroy your citizens by arming legions of homeless people and sending them to attack you.
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Dermonster

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Aww, you know I'm your favorite/most hated PC.

Also I didn't notice.
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
Moved to SufficientVelocity / Spacebattles.

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Oh, and...
Did I miss something?  How does George, which is a rather large, but not that large rat have an entire wooden spear in it's inventory? Also... succession is up, just thought Id leave that here for anyone who knows what that means.
He's holding it in his tail. And I have no idea what "succession game" you are referring to, certainly nobody in this thread (especially me) would have any idea what you are talking about, obviously you are sprouting gibberish. Obviously.
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Think of it like Sim City, except with rival mayors that seek to destroy your citizens by arming legions of homeless people and sending them to attack you.
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it would be funny to see babies spontaneously combust
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++U+U++ // ,.,.@UUUUUUUU

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Meta: Pick a door no-one is going into at random, and go exploring.

Fantasy:  Break this wild horse unicorn unirat on which I'm riding.
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Next turn preview time!

Spoiler: Derm! (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Frelock! (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Edgar! (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: HEN! (click to show/hide)
Spoiler: Urist! (click to show/hide)
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Think of it like Sim City, except with rival mayors that seek to destroy your citizens by arming legions of homeless people and sending them to attack you.
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monk12

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Hooray for unibrows! WE WILL BE UNSTOPPABLE!

Dermonster

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HURRAH FOR NOT PAYING THE INTERNET BILL YET SOMEHOW STILL GETTING INTERNET.

Pic is awesome, color is my favorite color, but my penchant to screw everyone over is somehow not represented.
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
Moved to SufficientVelocity / Spacebattles.

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So... many... gifs...

...It's almost done.
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Think of it like Sim City, except with rival mayors that seek to destroy your citizens by arming legions of homeless people and sending them to attack you.
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it would be funny to see babies spontaneously combust
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++U+U++ // ,.,.@UUUUUUUU

monk12

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HURRAH FOR NOT PAYING THE INTERNET BILL YET SOMEHOW STILL GETTING INTERNET.

Pic is awesome, color is my favorite color, but my penchant to screw everyone over is somehow not represented.

I have noted that nothing ever good comes when a magician has that facial expression. Ever. Across any game I have ever played, any book I've read, any movie I've watched.

Dermonster

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Well the problem here is that I'm not a magician.

I'M A WIZZARD!

who happens to be doing the hand worm dance. Apparently.
« Last Edit: March 13, 2011, 09:50:38 pm by dermonster »
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
Moved to SufficientVelocity / Spacebattles.

monk12

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Magician, wizard, whatever.

And I think you are walking like an egyptian.
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