FANTASY TURN:The Elven sacrifice will soon begin!
Goals"KIDNAP THE MAYOR OF THIS TOWN AND ESCAPE" Complete!Throw Ogomspoxom into the fires of Mt. Helmath!
Current SoundtrackArboreal AscentActionsFantasy: Keep looking for the nose.
(...) You grab the swordfish proboscis and shove it hard into the rat's side! It goes berserk and runs up the grand staircase, sending Elves flying over the railing into the foyer below!
FW: Cat: Climb up the tree! TO THE TOP.
Me: Summon an anaconda in the main level of the building, right before riding kitty to the top.
Rat: Follow HEN And help him on his way.
George: Kill anyone who starts attacking me.
(...) You produce a harmless green
garden snake in the main level.
(...) The cat scrabbles against the side of the tree, accomplishing nothing.
(...) The giant rat continues on
her way up the tree. Suddenly, an Elven warrior runs up behind you and launches a spear in your direction!
(...) George catches the spear and slits the warrior's throat with it!
Fantasy: Go and find the master of ceremonies. Convince him that throwing the sacrifice into the volcano would better appease the fire gods that hate the village (point out the huge fire in the tree next to us).
(...) You race up the stairs and eventually come to a large circular hallway around what must be the coliseum. The door in front of you is blocked by a wooden palisade, and you can hear a few hundred Elves cheering on the other side.
Fantasy: Help Urist resist the urge to kill every elf in the area.
(...)HEN: "Urist, whatever you do, don't attack any of these Elves."
Urist: "What? Elves?!
RAAAAAGGGGGHHHH"
Urist has gone into an involuntary martial trance!
Urist leaps off the rat, affixes the swordfish schnoz to his bamboo arm, and charges up the stairs even faster than the giant rat!
(...) He pushes an elf aside, then
(...) slices another clean in half! You, Urist and the giant rat arrive in the prisoner cell-block. You can hear the fire raging outside!
Fantasy: Use grappling hook arm to get to the coliseum.
(...) The harpoon snags a high branch atop the bowl shaped structure. You retract the line and sail across the gap just as the rope bridge crumbles beneath you. Hoisting yourself up above the wooden fortification, you peer down at the hundreds of Elves in the stadium. There is an important-looking Elf standing in the pit and holding a sack.
Cacame McImportantPants: "The sacrifice shall soon commence! Behold, the full moon approaches its equinoctial position! Prepare to release the beast!"
You hear the sound of ropes being pulled below. The important-looking Elf drops the bag in the center of the arena and exits through a palisade as it closes.
Status
Player: dermonster
Name: Derm Hell-binder
Occupation: Elemental Mage/Summoner.
Currently: Sitting on his riding cat at the base of the central tree.
Inventory:
Robes | Spiffy Hat |
Left Upper Canine Tooth | Keyring |
George (commanding) |
Giant Cat (commanding) |
Giant Rat (commanding) |
Sword |
ArmorWounds:
Missing Tooth |
Black EyeAbilities:
Gift of the Magi (...) |
Squishy Wizard |
Summoner (...) |
Water Blast |
Superheat |
Tectonic Shift
Player: Frelock
Name: Frelock Von-Heisenberg
Occupation: Luck-o-mancer (Manipulating probabilities of things)
Currently: Standing outside the coliseum.
Inventory:
Gold Coin |
Peasant Robes | Golden Pocket Watch |
Map of Westport |
Long Sword |
Armor |
Spring Shoes |
Elica Larifera (commanding)Wounds: None
Abilities:
Smooth Criminal |
Accident Waiting to Happen |
Befuddlement |
Legsplosion
Player: monk12
Name: Edgar
Occupation: Sky Pirate
Currently: Looking into the coliseum from above.
Inventory:
Sleeveless Long Coat |
Grappling Hook |
Harpoon GunWounds:
Right Forearm MissingAbilities:
Booze Power |
Terraphobia |
Side-quest Radar
Player: HighEndNoob
Name: HighEndNoob
Occupation: Ninja Sniper
Currently: Holding on to the rat tightly.
Inventory: Robe | Throwing Star x1 |
Throwing Dagger x18 | Musket | Musket Ammo x34 |
Sword |
Tattered Shirt |
Leaf BarrelWounds:
Missing Tooth |
Broken Leg |
Heavy Bleeding x2Abilities:
Immaculate Aim |
Clumsy Fighter |
'Splode On Impact
Player: _DivideByZero_
Name: Urist Anvilsmasher
Occupation: Administrator
DescriptionCurrently: Dorfing.
Inventory: Cave Spider Silk Robe | Cave Spider Silk Shoes x2 | Bar of Kitten Tallow Soap |
Battle Axe |
Bamboo PegarmWounds:
Missing ArmAbilities:
Dabbling Surgeon (...) |
Meager Social Ability |
Martial Trance (...)
Name: George
Description:
A 1.5-foot-tall rat with a scorpion stinger, gills and fins! He takes orders from Derm.Inventory:
Wooden SpearWounds: None
Abilities:
Amphibious
Locations
Hellfire Cove
The BorealisCondition:
Sunk
Westport
Mayor's Ogomspoxom's Former Manor
Forest Retreat