FANTASY TURN:The Jungle of Piercing calls to you...
Goals"KIDNAP THE MAYOR OF THIS TOWN AND ESCAPE" Complete!Throw Ogomspoxom into the fires of Mt. Helmath!
Current SoundtrackThe Island Is CallingActionsFW: Summon a rat the size of a horse.
(...) A rat the size of an elephant explodes into existence and runs off to terrorize the town! You hear screaming in the distance.
Fantasy: "Avast, ye scurvy bilge rats, show yourselves or prepare to be keelhauled!"
(...)Edgar: "Avast, ye scurvy bilge rats, show yourselves or prepare to be keelhauled!"
A dart sticks in your forehead and a neuro-toxin fills your bloodstream.
Edgar: "Yarrr, I don't know what I'm doing."
You wake up on a dirt floor with your hands and feet tied.
Fantasy: pick up the sword before the dwarf picks it up.
(...) You sit on Urist
(...) and pick up the sword!
Fantasy: Stare down the eyes until they submit to me.
(...) A humanoid leaps from the branches overhead, takes one look at you, and soils himself. He then cowers, holding his hands over his head. Oh, it's an Elf!
Fantasy: Now that that's settled, CHARGE!
(...) HEN sits on your head! You can't move. You start yelling Dwarven slurs about his "Bobrur".
Status
Player: dermonster
Name: Derm Hell-binder
Occupation: Elemental Mage/Summoner.
Currently: Standing at the edge of the jungle.
Inventory:
Robes | Spiffy Hat |
Left Upper Canine Tooth | Keyring |
George (commanding) |
Sword |
ArmorWounds:
Missing Tooth |
Black EyeAbilities:
Gift of the Magi (...) |
Squishy Wizard |
Summoner (...) |
Water Blast |
Superheat |
Tectonic Shift
Player: Frelock
Name: Frelock Von-Heisenberg
Occupation: Luck-o-mancer (Manipulating probabilities of things)
Currently: Standing in the deep jungle.
Inventory:
Gold Coin |
Peasant Robes | Golden Pocket Watch |
Sack o' Gold |
Map of Westport |
Long Sword |
Armor |
Spring Shoes Wounds: None
Abilities:
Smooth Criminal |
Accident Waiting to Happen |
Befuddlement |
Legsplosion
Player: monk12
Name: Edgar
Occupation: Sky Pirate
Currently: Tied up Armok knows where.
Inventory:
Sleeveless Long Coat |
Grappling Hook |
Harpoon GunWounds:
Right Forearm MissingAbilities:
Booze Power |
Terraphobia |
Side-quest Radar
Player: HighEndNoob
Name: HighEndNoob
Occupation: Ninja Sniper
Currently: Sitting on Urist.
Inventory: Robe | Throwing Star x1 |
Throwing Dagger x18 | Musket | Musket Ammo x34 |
SwordWounds:
Missing Tooth |
Broken LegAbilities:
Immaculate Aim |
Clumsy Fighter |
'Splode On Impact
Player: _DivideByZero_
Name: Urist Anvilsmasher
Occupation: Administrator
DescriptionCurrently: Being sat on.
Inventory: Cave Spider Silk Robe | Cave Spider Silk Shoes x2 | Bar of Kitten Tallow Soap |
Battle Axe |
Swordfish (Commanding) |
Swordfish ArmWounds: None
Abilities:
Dabbling Surgeon (...) |
Meager Social Ability |
Martial Trance
Name: George
Description:
A 1.5-foot-tall rat with a scorpion stinger, gills and fins! He takes orders from Derm.Inventory: None
Wounds: None
Abilities:
Amphibious
Locations
Hellfire Cove
The BorealisCondition:
Sunk
Westport
Mayor's Ogomspoxom's Former Manor