Sorry about that, we had technical issues with one of the cameras while Monk was preparing for the return trip. *looks at monitor* Looks like he may be able to post soon, so we're good to go!
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Turn 46
**********~META TURN:Xenocalamus!
GoalsFind the keycard stations.
Current SoundtrackG.U.N. MobileActionsMeta: put john in the GM, and ride away from that enemy, than clean the blood from john.
(...) You grab John and ride to the other end of the room, then lay him next to the wall.
(...) You manage to wipe up the blood on his face and put some... unicorn band-aids on the wounds. What are these doing in a first-aid kit on a military class space ship? You do this so quickly that you have time to fix John's nose too.
(...) You manage to straighten John's nose (as he curses at you, apparently in great pain), but can't find a proper FUTURE CAST for it before John slaps you in the face and runs away.
Meta: Run away shouting for help.
(...) You black out for a moment, and wake up to find that JERK Kyle standing over you! You backhand him across the face, then run to the door and start banging on it and yelling for help!
RW: Channel my NERD RAAAAEEEEEG through the metal bar and attack mechanical serpent. FLAMING SWORD OF SRS BUZNESS! MC(Mecha spider): Use wireless systems to flood snakes senses with blinding white noise.
(...) MC is unable to access Xenocalamus's wireless sensors.
(...)Derek: "This rod of mine glows with an awesome power! Its burning grip tells me to defeat you! Take this! My love, my anger, and all of my sorrow! NERD RAEG!!!"
With all your might, you swing the shimmering metal bar at Xenocalamus's head!
(...) It effortlessly dodges the bar itself, but the wave of energy produced strikes it in the body and sends it flying into the wall! Hundreds of tiny metal appendages reach out of its underside and latch onto the wall, and it begins slithering overhead!
Meta: SHOOT IT IN THE HEAD! GRAB THE PLASMA RIFLE!
(...) Leaping through the air, you pull out your plasma rifle and shoot a bolt of plasma directly toward Xenocalamus's head!
(...) It doesn't even see it coming, and the bolt strikes it right between the eyes! Half of its face is blasted off, revealing its mechanical innards!
Meta: Strike the head to kill the snake!
(...) You throw your scalpel at Xenocalamus, and it sticks in its non-bionic eye!
HISSSSSSSSS
Xenocalamus leaps off the wall at John!
(...) He jumps out of the way, but Xenocalamus's tail shoots out and grabs his ankle! He falls on his face as Xenocalamus descends on him!
Suddenly, Xenocalamus's bionic eye begins to shine red!Enormous Bionic Adder
Xenocalamus
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Head: Ripped Open
Body: Singed and Battered
Tail: Fine
Status
Player: dermonster
Name: Derek L.
Occupation: Video game Developer/designer.
Currently: Ripping off animes.
Inventory:
Explosive Collar |
Jumpsuit | Splint | Bottle of Painkillers |
Metal Bar |
Mecha-spider (commanding)Wounds: None
Abilities:
Code Expert |
Neckbeard |
NERD RAEG
Player: Frelock
Name: Frederick Stephonavich
Occupation: Actuary (Knowing probabilities of things)
Currently: Trowing sharp object at teh snaek lol.
Inventory:
Explosive Collar |
JumpsuitWounds: None
Abilities:
Uncanny Prediction |
Actuary's Lament |
Tweak the Odds
Player: monk12
Name: Monk
Occupation: Troper
Description: Characteristically wears nice hats. Top hats, pirate hats, fedoras, you name it. Hopefully still has one in his possession.
Currently: Shooting at Xenocalamus.
Inventory:
Moist Top Hat |
Explosive Collar |
Jumpsuit |
Frag Grenade x3 |
Plasma RifleWounds: None
Abilities:
Applied Phlebotinum |
TV Tropes Will Ruin Your Life |
MacGyvering |
Telekinesis
Player: HighEndNoob
Name: Kyle Hammers
Occupation: Janitor
Currently: Wondering why he's still trying to help John at this point.
Inventory:
Explosive Collar |
Jumpsuit |
Mop |
Floor Buffer | Rubber Gloves |
MedkitWounds: None
Abilities:
That's The Power of Pinesol, Bitch! |
Clean Freak |
Custodial Might |
EMT
Player: _DivideByZero_
Name: John Freeman
Occupation: Drill Sergeant
Currently: Banging on the door.
Inventory:
Explosive Collar |
Jumpsuit |
Unicorn Band-aidsWounds:
Broken Hand |
Heavy Bleeding |
Broken NoseAbilities:
Major Payne |
Fullmetal Jacket |
Apocalypse Now
Locations
The S.S. Periclase
Main Deck
Maintenance Deck 3, Main Elevator
EARTH!
Elevator Controls
Interrogation Room 7E-365 (Deck M3): You were all shackled to chairs in here when you woke up. The door has been dropkicked off its hinges. There's circuitry on the walls, a row of monitors, and a row of 5 chairs.
FANTASY TURN:Helmath: City of Light... City of MAGIC!
Goals"KIDNAP THE MAYOR OF THIS TOWN AND ESCAPE" Complete!Throw Ogomspoxom into the fires of Mt. Helmath!
Current SoundtrackClock Town - Day 2 ReduxActionsFantasy: grab a barrel and put all the gunpowder in the barrel.
(...) Your broken leg prevents you from fighting Urist for control of movement, and he lifts you off the ground and begins running through the town!
Run through the town wielding my two trusty weapons.
(...) You hoist HighEndNoob into the air and carry him through the town, looking for trouble. Apparently the guards around here are used to seeing adventurers dual-wielding animal corpses and battleaxes, as about a half-dozen come running around the corner and start sprinting toward you!
FW: SUMMON MORE CATS
(...) You summon a hideous, quivering blob of mutilated biological matter. Doesn't quite look like a cat.
Fantasy: TO THE VOLCANO!
(...) You step further into the jungle, and immediately feel a sense of dread that increases the further you progress. You look at the alignment.
Edgar: Oh crap.
You hear a sound from the bushes nearby.
Fantasy: Continue to the volcano!
(...) You follow Edgar into the jungle, and you both prepare to head toward the volcano.
Status
Player: dermonster
Name: Derm Hell-binder
Occupation: Elemental Mage/Summoner.
Currently: Committing violent atrocities. AGAIN.
Inventory:
Robes | Spiffy Hat |
Left Upper Canine Tooth | Keyring |
George (commanding) |
Sword |
ArmorWounds:
Missing Tooth |
Black EyeAbilities:
Gift of the Magi (...) |
Squishy Wizard |
Summoner (...) |
Water Blast |
Superheat |
Tectonic Shift
Player: Frelock
Name: Frelock Von-Heisenberg
Occupation: Luck-o-mancer (Manipulating probabilities of things)
Currently: Lugging a Demon in a Sack.
Inventory:
Gold Coin |
Peasant Robes | Golden Pocket Watch |
Sack o' Gold |
Map of Westport |
Long Sword |
Armor |
Spring Shoes Wounds: None
Abilities:
Smooth Criminal |
Accident Waiting to Happen |
Befuddlement |
Legsplosion
Player: monk12
Name: Edgar
Occupation: Sky Pirate
Currently: Exploring the Jungle of Piercing.
Inventory:
Sleeveless Long Coat |
Grappling Hook |
Harpoon Gun |
ArmorWounds:
Right Forearm MissingAbilities:
Booze Power |
Terraphobia |
Side-quest Radar
Player: HighEndNoob
Name: HighEndNoob
Occupation: Ninja Sniper
Currently: Being carried around by Urist.
Inventory: Robe | Throwing Star x1 |
Throwing Dagger x18 |
Sword | Musket | Musket Ammo x34
Wounds:
Missing Tooth |
Broken LegAbilities:
Immaculate Aim |
Clumsy Fighter |
'Splode On Impact
Player: _DivideByZero_
Name: Urist Anvilsmasher
Occupation: Administrator
DescriptionCurrently: Running around with HighEndNoob on his back.
Inventory: Cave Spider Silk Robe | Cave Spider Silk Shoes x2 | Bar of Kitten Tallow Soap |
Battle Axe |
Swordfish (Commanding) |
Swordfish Arm Wounds: None
Abilities:
Dabbling Surgeon (...) |
Meager Social Ability |
Martial Trance
Name: George
Description:
A 1.5-foot-tall rat with a scorpion stinger, gills and fins! He takes orders from Derm.Inventory: None
Wounds: None
Abilities:
Amphibious
Locations
Hellfire Cove
The BorealisCondition:
Sunk
Westport
Mayor's Ogomspoxom's Former Manor
Author
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