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Author Topic: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 126: Booze Mist Rising]  (Read 303644 times)

Frelock

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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 43: ‼Kitty‼]
« Reply #480 on: February 15, 2011, 01:31:49 am »
Meta: Push Shiny Red Button!

Fantasy: Drag the mayor to the volcano.
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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 43: ‼Kitty‼]
« Reply #481 on: February 15, 2011, 06:30:14 pm »
Meta: Get up and dust myself off.
Fantasy: Tame the swordfish.
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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 43: ‼Kitty‼]
« Reply #482 on: February 15, 2011, 06:43:36 pm »
Meta: Get back into the Gordan-Mobile, than drive in more circles.
Fantasy: Dolphin-dive onto the dock.
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(5) You manage to struggle free of the guards and sprint to a safe distance before tossing a knife at one! (5 + 1 = 6) The throwing knife zips through the air, slitting a guard's throat! It then travels around the group of guards like a boomerang. It (5) Slits another throat, (Three 6's in a row!) decapitates three more (!), (4) slices open the last guard's arm, and (2) narrowly misses a random bystander. It then flies back into your hand. Holy crap.

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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 43: ‼Kitty‼]
« Reply #483 on: February 15, 2011, 09:54:26 pm »
Meta: Flee the shiny red button!

Fantasy: Use the harpoon gun to quickly travel the town, spiderman style, until safely in the jungle.

...nobody got the demon, did they.
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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 43: ‼Kitty‼]
« Reply #484 on: February 15, 2011, 10:02:44 pm »
Quote from: monk12 on February 15, 2011, 09:54:26 pm
...nobody got the demon, did they.

Stop pointing out our inept failures. Your making us look more OCD than we already are. Which considering I'm about to hurl a big ball of superhot water at a bunch of guards because I blew up a kitty I summoned and can easily make more of was captured by a seagull, is a lot.
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"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 43: ‼Kitty‼]
« Reply #485 on: February 15, 2011, 10:21:30 pm »
Quote from: monk12 on February 15, 2011, 09:54:26 pm
...nobody got the demon, did they.

Ahem...

Quote from: Frelock on February 15, 2011, 01:31:49 am
Fantasy: Drag the mayor to the volcano.
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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 43: ‼Kitty‼]
« Reply #486 on: February 15, 2011, 10:30:14 pm »
Quote from: dermonster on February 15, 2011, 10:02:44 pm
Quote from: monk12 on February 15, 2011, 09:54:26 pm
...nobody got the demon, did they.

Stop pointing out our inept failures. Your making us look more OCD than we already are. Which considering I'm about to hurl a big ball of superhot water at a bunch of guards because I blew up a kitty I summoned and can easily make more of was captured by a seagull, is a lot.
That reminds me:
If you use two spells in conjunction, you make two rolls for your action and use the lower of the two.
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Quote from: shadowform on August 29, 2010, 03:05:49 pm
Think of it like Sim City, except with rival mayors that seek to destroy your citizens by arming legions of homeless people and sending them to attack you.
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it would be funny to see babies spontaneously combust
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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 43: ‼Kitty‼]
« Reply #487 on: February 15, 2011, 10:32:01 pm »
Quote from: Frelock on February 15, 2011, 10:21:30 pm
Quote from: monk12 on February 15, 2011, 09:54:26 pm
...nobody got the demon, did they.

Ahem...

Quote from: Frelock on February 15, 2011, 01:31:49 am
Fantasy: Drag the mayor to the volcano.

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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 43: ‼Kitty‼]
« Reply #488 on: February 16, 2011, 08:34:33 pm »
Oh hey, there's a thread here.

I was *cough* busy *cough* yesterday. Turn soon.
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Quote from: shadowform on August 29, 2010, 03:05:49 pm
Think of it like Sim City, except with rival mayors that seek to destroy your citizens by arming legions of homeless people and sending them to attack you.
Quote from: Moonshadow101
it would be funny to see babies spontaneously combust
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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 43: ‼Kitty‼]
« Reply #489 on: February 16, 2011, 10:42:02 pm »
Derm's got a new toy, and I stubbornly continue to roll for simple actions like pushing buttons.

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Turn 44
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META TURN:
A pedestal...

Goals
Find the keycard stations.

Current Soundtrack
Tension

Actions
Quote from: dermonster on February 14, 2011, 11:48:21 pm
RW: Stand beside the spider. Be wary for incoming whatever.
(...) You leap atop the mecha-spider and prepare for the worst. BRING IT OOOOOOOON
Quote from: Frelock on February 15, 2011, 01:31:49 am
Meta: Push Shiny Red Button!
(...) You bite Monk on the foot for some reason.
Quote from: _DivideByZero_ on February 15, 2011, 06:30:14 pm
Meta: Get up and dust myself off.
(...) You get up and shake off the dust. Much better.
Quote from: HighEndNoob on February 15, 2011, 06:43:36 pm
Meta: Get back into the Gordan-Mobile, than drive in more circles.
(...) You leap back onto the buffer and start it back up. Suddenly, it jolts forward with alarming speed! You slam into John, knock him over, and tear up his face with the GM's mighty buffing apparatus!
Quote from: monk12 on February 15, 2011, 09:54:26 pm
Meta: Flee the shiny red button!
(...) The pull of the button is too strong! You feel compelled to push it!

Status
Player: dermonster
Name: Derek L.
Occupation: Video game Developer/designer.
Currently: Looking around warily.
Inventory: Explosive Collar | Jumpsuit | Splint | Bottle of Painkillers | Metal Bar | Mecha-spider (commanding)
Wounds: None
Abilities: Code Expert | Neckbeard | NERD RAEG
Player: Frelock
Name: Frederick Stephonavich
Occupation: Actuary (Knowing probabilities of things)
Currently: Biting at Monk's foot.
Inventory: Explosive Collar | Jumpsuit | Medical Scalpel
Wounds: None
Abilities: Uncanny Prediction | Actuary's Lament | Tweak the Odds
Player: monk12
Name: Monk
Occupation: Troper
Description: Characteristically wears nice hats. Top hats, pirate hats, fedoras, you name it. Hopefully still has one in his possession.
Currently: Standing in the lounge.
Inventory: Moist Top Hat | Explosive Collar | Jumpsuit | Frag Grenade x3 | Plasma Rifle
Wounds: None
Abilities: Applied Phlebotinum | TV Tropes Will Ruin Your Life | MacGyvering | Telekinesis
Player: HighEndNoob
Name: Kyle Hammers
Occupation: Janitor
Currently: Destroying John's face.
Inventory: Explosive Collar | Jumpsuit | Mop | Floor Buffer | Rubber Gloves | Medkit
Wounds: Broken Nose
Abilities: That's The Power of Pinesol, Bitch! | Clean Freak | Custodial Might | EMT
Player: _DivideByZero_
Name: John Freeman
Occupation: Drill Sergeant
Currently: Getting shredded by the GM
Inventory: Explosive Collar | Jumpsuit
Wounds: Broken Hand | Heavy Bleeding
Abilities: Major Payne | Fullmetal Jacket | Apocalypse Now

Locations
The S.S. Periclase
Main Deck
Maintenance Deck 3, Main Elevator
EARTH!
Elevator Controls
Interrogation Room 7E-365 (Deck M3): You were all shackled to chairs in here when you woke up. The door has been dropkicked off its hinges. There's circuitry on the walls, a row of monitors, and a row of 5 chairs.

Spoiler: INITIATING RTD ROUTINE (click to show/hide)
« Last Edit: February 18, 2011, 12:08:05 am by Gatleos »
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Quote from: shadowform on August 29, 2010, 03:05:49 pm
Think of it like Sim City, except with rival mayors that seek to destroy your citizens by arming legions of homeless people and sending them to attack you.
Quote from: Moonshadow101
it would be funny to see babies spontaneously combust
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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 44: Guard Roast]
« Reply #490 on: February 16, 2011, 10:47:04 pm »
Holy fuck did anybody just see that? I just melted a full regiment of guards! I AM A FORCE OF NATURE THAT WALKS LIKE A MAN.

RW: Hack the pedestal so as to simulate a button press.

FW: Summon Divide and Noob.
« Last Edit: February 16, 2011, 10:52:25 pm by dermonster »
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"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 44: Guard Roast]
« Reply #491 on: February 16, 2011, 11:15:56 pm »
Meta: Dance!

Fantasy: Trailblaze a path to the volcano
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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 44: Guard Roast]
« Reply #492 on: February 17, 2011, 02:00:54 am »
Meta: Push the button if Derm fails

Fantasy:Go down to the hold, grab the mayor, and proceed to escort him to the volcano.
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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 44: Guard Roast]
« Reply #493 on: February 17, 2011, 06:23:48 pm »
Opps! Sorry John!
Meta: stop the GM, and try to stop the bleeding.
Fantasy: (Not what I meant, I meant dive to prone onto the deck) Swim up to the surface.
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(5) You manage to struggle free of the guards and sprint to a safe distance before tossing a knife at one! (5 + 1 = 6) The throwing knife zips through the air, slitting a guard's throat! It then travels around the group of guards like a boomerang. It (5) Slits another throat, (Three 6's in a row!) decapitates three more (!), (4) slices open the last guard's arm, and (2) narrowly misses a random bystander. It then flies back into your hand. Holy crap.

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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 44: Guard Roast]
« Reply #494 on: February 17, 2011, 06:25:33 pm »
Meta: "JOHN!"
Fantasy: Ride it to the surface.
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