Yes, I'm fleshing out your fantasy characters with ridiculous backstories.
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Turn 37
**********~META TURN:The main deck is open for exploration!
GoalsFind the keycard stations.
Current SoundtrackSanctuaryActionsMeta:Head out to section 5
(...) You slip out of the mech storage room and head down to sector 5. John follows you, holding your hand. Weird.
There are a few ugly-looking couches and a flat-screen TV. At the back of the room you can see a pedestal. It begins shining a bright blue color as you step into the room.
Meta: find Divide, and try to heal his hand
(...) Pulling a scalpel from the medkit, you run into sector 5 after John and Frederick and stab John's broken hand! He screams through his thick bandages and swings his arms wildly!
(...) He side-swipes you in the gut and you stagger back!
RW: Back Back Back >>> Private
(...) The Private directory is full of numbered folders, so you open one.
PERICLASE\Main>dir Private
Directory of PERICLASE\Main\Weapons Dept.\Private\A26363450
5/23/2206 5:05 PM <DIR> .
5/23/2206 1:02 PM <DIR> ..
4/22/2206 7:33 PM <DIR> Docs
4/23/2206 6:22 AM 192 FedMail.lnk
3/17/2206 8:12 PM 1845 lol.jpg
2 File(s) 2037 bytes
3 Dir(s) 10,385,284,597,267,598,256,587 bytes free
PERICLASE\Main\Weapons Dept.\Private\A26363450>_
Meta: SSTTTOOOOOOOOORRRAAAAAGGGGGEEEEEEEEE POOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDDDDDSSSSSS! Yelling seemed to work last time.
(...) You shout at the storage pods for a while. They must have been used to store those mechs that exploded earlier.
Meta: Keep following him. No matter what.
(...) You tightly hold onto the person's hand and follow them around, nuzzling them periodically. Suddenly, you feel a sharp pain in your hand and swing your arms blindly, eventually hitting... something.
Status
Player: dermonster
Name: Derek L.
Occupation: Video game Developer/designer.
Currently: PERICLASE\Main\Weapons Dept.\Private\A26363450>_
Inventory:
Explosive Collar |
Jumpsuit | Splint | Bottle of Painkillers |
Metal Bar |
Mecha-spider (commanding)Wounds: None
Abilities:
Code Expert |
Neckbeard |
NERD RAEG
Player: Frelock
Name: Frederick Stephonavich
Occupation: Actuary (Knowing probabilities of things)
Currently: Looking around Sector 5.
Inventory:
Explosive Collar |
Jumpsuit | Medical Scalpel
Wounds:
Missing Arm |
Heavy BleedingAbilities:
Uncanny Prediction |
Actuary's Lament |
Tweak the Odds
Player: monk12
Name: Monk
Occupation: Troper
Description: Characteristically wears nice hats. Top hats, pirate hats, fedoras, you name it. Hopefully still has one in his possession.
Currently: Yelling at inanimate objects.
Inventory:
Moist Top Hat |
Explosive Collar |
Jumpsuit |
Frag Grenade x3 |
Plasma RifleWounds: N/A
Abilities:
Applied Phlebotinum |
TV Tropes Will Ruin Your Life |
MacGyvering |
Telekinesis
Player: HighEndNoob
Name: Kyle Hammers
Occupation: Janitor
Currently: Stabbing John.
Inventory:
Explosive Collar |
Jumpsuit |
Mop |
Floor Buffer | Rubber Gloves |
MedkitWounds:
Broken NoseAbilities:
That's The Power of Pinesol, Bitch! |
Clean Freak |
Custodial Might |
EMT
Player: _DivideByZero_
Name: John Freeman
Occupation: Drill Sergeant
Currently: Following Frederick.
Inventory:
Explosive Collar |
JumpsuitWounds:
Light Bleeding |
Heavy Bleeding |
Broken HandAbilities:
Major Payne |
Fullmetal Jacket |
Apocalypse Now
Locations
The S.S. Periclase
Main Deck
Maintenance Deck 3, Main Elevator
EARTH!
Elevator Controls
Interrogation Room 7E-365 (Deck M3): You were all shackled to chairs in here when you woke up. The door has been dropkicked off its hinges. There's circuitry on the walls, a row of monitors, and a row of 5 chairs.
FANTASY TURN:Clear waters lie between you and Helmath!
Goals"KIDNAP THE MAYOR OF THIS TOWN AND ESCAPE" Complete!Throw Ogomspoxom into the fires of Mt. Helmath!
Current SoundtrackOcean ReduxActionsFantasy:Do some pull-ups to increase my strength.
(...) You do one pull-up and tire yourself out. Your hands are starting to slip!
Fantasy: Grab the gun and some gunpowder and run to the deck.
(...) You lash the whole barrel of gunpowder to your back, grab the musket and run back to the deck! You're having trouble moving.
FW: George: Crawl into one of my robes many pockets. Failing that, use the top of my head as a perch, like in my Japanese animes. Me: Summon a small kitten.
(...) George perches on top of your head, and
(...) you summon a little kitten! Suddenly, the sleepwalking Urist walks over to you and picks up the kitten!
Urist: I'M SORRY, NIST!
Fantasy: Sail to Fantasy Island Volcano Island
(...) You point the ship toward Helmath and set sail!
Fantasy: Make a crossbow out of socks and other spare materials.
(...) You can't find any materials, but you can hear the tantrum spiral outside getting worse! Looks like you'll have to butcher Nist to make a crossbow and bolts...Status
Player: dermonster
Name: Derm Hell-binder
Occupation: Elemental Mage/Summoner.
Currently: Staring at Urist.
Inventory:
Robes | Spiffy Hat |
Left Upper Canine Tooth | Keyring |
George (commanding) |
Sword |
ArmorWounds:
Missing Tooth |
Black EyeAbilities:
Gift of the Magi (...) |
Squishy Wizard |
Summoner (...) |
Water Blast |
Superheat
Player: Frelock
Name: Frelock Von-Heisenberg
Occupation: Luck-o-mancer (Manipulating probabilities of things)
Currently: Hanging from the rigging.
Inventory:
Gold Coin |
Peasant Robes | Golden Pocket Watch |
Sack o' Gold |
Map of Westport |
Long Sword |
Armor |
Spring Shoes Wounds: None
Abilities:
Smooth Criminal |
Accident Waiting to Happen |
Befuddlement
Player: monk12
Name: Edgar
Occupation: Sky Pirate
Currently: Navigating.
Inventory:
Sleeveless Long Coat |
Grappling Hook |
Harpoon Gun |
ArmorWounds:
Right Forearm MissingAbilities:
Booze Power |
Terraphobia |
Side-quest Radar
Player: HighEndNoob
Name: HighEndNoob
Occupation: Ninja Sniper
Currently: Lugging around a barrel of gunpowder.
Inventory: Robe | Throwing Star x1 |
Throwing Dagger x18 |
Sword | Musket | Musket Ammo x35 | Barrel of Gunpowder
Wounds:
Missing Tooth |
Broken Ankle |
Light BleedingAbilities:
Immaculate Aim |
Clumsy Fighter |
'Splode On Impact
Player: _DivideByZero_
Name: Urist Anvilsmasher
Occupation: Soap Maker
DescriptionCurrently: Dreaming.
Inventory: Pig Tail Fiber Robe | Cave Spider Silk Shoes x2 | Bar of Kitten Tallow Soap |
Battle AxeWounds: None
Abilities:
Dabbling Surgeon (...) |
Meager Social Ability |
Martial Trance
Name: George
Description:
A 1.5-foot-tall rat with a scorpion stinger, gills and fins! He takes orders from Derm.Inventory: None
Wounds: None
Abilities:
Amphibious
Locations
Hellfire Cove
The BorealisCondition:
Sunk
Westport
Mayor's Ogomspoxom's Former Manor