FANTASY TURN:See ya, suckers!
Goals"KIDNAP THE MAYOR OF THIS TOWN AND ESCAPE" Complete!Throw Ogomspoxom into the fires of Mt. Helmath!
Current SoundtrackThe Great Sea Is CursedActionsFW: Climb back on board. Suck navy under the sea.
(...) You're unable to grasp the rope, so you turn to the navy crew and will the water to suck them to the ocean floor.
(...) Suddenly, the storm thickens around the ship and the rain begins to fall even harder than before! Brief flashes of light illuminate the darkness that has enveloped the ship as lightning streaks across the sky. The water stands still for a moment, then a massive whirlpool at least fifty feet wide grabs hold of the sailors and the ship! The water current slams you against the side of the ship and you only barely manage to hold onto the raft.
Fantasy: if on ship find some more things to throw, if not get on ship.
(...) Well, there's that tooth you just spit out.
TOOTH GET!Fantasy: ...
(...) You stagger around the deck for a bit, and narrowly avoid falling over the edge. Then you collapse to the floor.
Fantasy: Sail away with my friends, leave the navy boys behind.
(...) You head for the navigation wheel, but the ship suddenly shudders and you're thrown off-balance! The ship begins to slowly spin as you crash to the deck.
Fantasy: Seeing the pirate with the bottle, follow him and follow Dwarf instincts!
(...) You chug bottle after bottle of booze and clear out most of the supply. And you're just starting to get tipsy.
Status
Player: dermonster
Name: Derm Hell-binder
Occupation: Elemental Mage/Summoner.
Currently: Doing what he does best.
Inventory:
Robes | Spiffy Hat |
Left Upper Canine Tooth | Keyring |
George (commanding) |
Sword |
ArmorWounds:
Missing Tooth |
Black EyeAbilities:
Gift of the Magi (...) |
Squishy Wizard |
Summoner (...) |
Water Blast
Player: Frelock
Name: Frelock Von-Heisenberg
Occupation: Luck-o-mancer (Manipulating probabilities of things)
Currently: Losing balance.
Inventory:
Gold Coin |
Peasant Robes | Golden Pocket Watch |
Sack o' Gold |
Map of Westport |
Long Sword |
Armor |
Spring Shoes Wounds: None
Abilities:
Smooth Criminal |
Accident Waiting to Happen |
Befuddlement
Player: monk12
Name: Edgar
Occupation: Sky Pirate
Currently: Passed out.
Inventory:
Sleeveless Long Coat |
Grappling Hook | Harpoon Gun |
ArmorWounds:
Right Forearm MissingAbilities:
Booze Power |
Terraphobia |
Side-quest Radar
Player: HighEndNoob
Name: HighEndNoob
Occupation: Ninja Sniper
Currently: TOOTH GET.
Inventory: Robe | Throwing Star x1 |
Throwing Dagger x20 |
SwordWounds:
Missing Tooth |
Broken AnkleAbilities:
Immaculate Aim |
Clumsy Fighter |
'Splode On Impact
Player: _DivideByZero_
Name: Urist Anvilsmasher
Occupation: Soap Maker
DescriptionCurrently: Being a TRUE DORF.
Inventory: Pig Tail Fiber Robe | Cave Spider Silk Shoes x2 | Bar of Kitten Tallow Soap |
Battle AxeWounds: None
Abilities:
Dabbling Surgeon (...) |
Meager Social Ability |
Martial Trance
Locations
Hellfire Cove
The BorealisCondition:
Sunk
Westport
Mayor's Ogomspoxom's Former Manor