FANTASY TURN:They will do as they are told.
Goals"KIDNAP THE MAYOR OF THIS TOWN AND ESCAPE" Complete!Throw Ogomspoxom into the fires of Mt. Helmath!
Current SoundtrackInside The Pirate ShipActionsFW: Swim to ship.
(...) You push off of the raft and grab hold of the rope, then scale the side of the ship onto the deck.
Fantasy: Inform the crew that they are, in fact, fishes, and need to get into the water before they suffocate to death!
(...) You tell the crew of their predicament and they begin wheezing and holding their throats! Then they all turn in tandem and leap over the ship railing, plummeting to the water below!
Fantasy: use my height to find a way onto the top of the volcano, than land either softly on the raft or gently into the water.
(...) It's still hundreds of yards away, but you think you can see a winding trail leading up the slope.
(...) You slam down on the deck. Close enough.
Fantasy: Follow piratical instincts.
(...) Instinct takes over and you throw your grapple hook at the railing above! Swinging onto the deck, you grab a bottle of booze and chug the whole thing. Then you punch Derm in the face and push him overboard.
Fantasy:Ask everyone what's going on.
(...) You turn to HighEndNoob and ask him.
HighEndNoob: "
Hesh buh blah-"
HighEndNoob spits out some blood and a tooth.
HighEndNoob: "We're gonna throw that fancy lookin' guy into that volcano."
He points to the nearby island.Urist: "Sounds good teh' me!"
Snap out of it!(...) Suddenly, the crew resurfaces and begins wheezing and struggling in the water! Looks like they snapped out of it.
Status
Player: dermonster
Name: Derm Hell-binder
Occupation: Elemental Mage/Summoner.
Currently: Swimming.
Inventory:
Robes | Spiffy Hat |
Left Upper Canine Tooth | Keyring |
George (commanding) |
Sword |
ArmorWounds:
Missing Tooth |
Black EyeAbilities:
Gift of the Magi (...) |
Squishy Wizard |
Summoner (...) |
Water Blast
Player: Frelock
Name: Frelock Von-Heisenberg
Occupation: Luck-o-mancer (Manipulating probabilities of things)
Currently: Ordering the navy.
Inventory:
Gold Coin |
Peasant Robes | Golden Pocket Watch |
Sack o' Gold |
Map of Westport |
Long Sword |
Armor |
Spring Shoes Wounds: None
Abilities:
Smooth Criminal |
Accident Waiting to Happen |
Befuddlement
Player: monk12
Name: Edgar
Occupation: Sky Pirate
Currently: Getting
way too drunk just drunk enough.
Inventory:
Sleeveless Long Coat |
Grappling Hook | Harpoon Gun |
ArmorWounds:
Right Forearm MissingAbilities:
Booze Power |
Terraphobia |
Side-quest Radar
Player: HighEndNoob
Name: HighEndNoob
Occupation: Ninja Sniper
Currently: Spitting blood.
Inventory: Robe | Throwing Star x1 |
Throwing Dagger x20 |
SwordWounds:
Missing Tooth |
Broken AnkleAbilities:
Immaculate Aim |
Clumsy Fighter |
'Splode On Impact
Player: _DivideByZero_
Name: Urist Anvilsmasher
Occupation: Soap Maker
DescriptionCurrently: Laying on the Navy vessel's deck.
Inventory: Pig Tail Fiber Robe | Cave Spider Silk Shoes x2 | Bar of Kitten Tallow Soap |
Battle AxeWounds: None
Abilities:
Dabbling Surgeon (...) |
Meager Social Ability |
Martial Trance
Locations
Hellfire Cove
The BorealisCondition:
Sunk
Westport
Mayor's Ogomspoxom's Former Manor