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[Frelock]

Meta: Go examine the robots for any weaponry.

Fantasy: Haggle with the navy crew for purchase of their ship.

[monk12]

Meta: Explore the ceiling hole.

Fantasy: Get on the raft.

Whee explosions! Explosions that didn't hurt me!

[HighEndNoob]

Meta: check the destroyed robots, than clean it up.
Fantasy: Row the boat up to the surface, if I can't swim up to the surface. Grab the dwarf while I'm at it.

[Gatleos]

I'll just... leave this here.

[Dermonster]

Could have used that earlier. Oh well. Thanks for the map!

[Gatleos]

I figured it was a bit hard to follow with the separate maps, so I'll just make one big map for each area.

[_DivideByZero_]

Meta: Ouch! Who did that?
Yell at the smoldering remains and punch the door.
Fantasy: Get on my raft! Dwarves can't swim! Well, at least.

[Gatleos]

Monk has now rolled double sixes twice in a row.... what. Also, feel free to steal that .gif further down. It probably has a lot of uses on this forum.

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Turn 29
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META TURN:
The main deck is open for exploration!

Goals
Find the keycard stations.

Current Soundtrack
Sanctuary

Actions

RW: GEt back down and acutally do something useful with the computers.

(...) Hopping down from your perch, you sit in front of one of the computers again. You access the main computer network and find the main directory. You still can't get anything more than a command prompt. Well, looks like they still use Microsoft Windows in the future. Figures.

Code: [Select]

PERICLASE\Main>dir

Directory of PERICLASE\Main

5/23/2206   4:02 PM   <DIR>   .
5/23/2206   4:02 PM   <DIR>   ..
5/23/2206   3:36 PM   <DIR>   Ship Records
5/23/2206   2:05 PM   <DIR>   Weapons Dept.
5/23/2206   3:45 PM   <DIR>   Private
5/23/2206   1:22 PM   <DIR>   Maintenance
5/23/2206   4:02 PM   <DIR>   Communications
5/23/2206   4:02 PM   877      sysscan.lnk
                  1 File(s)       877 bytes
                  5 Dir(s)   10,385,284,597,267,598,256,587 bytes free

PERICLASE\Main>_


Meta: Go examine the robots for any weaponry.

(...) Nope. looks like the robots were destroyed completely.

Meta: Explore the ceiling hole.

(...) You drag yourself through the hole, looking around as you do so. Looks like part of the ventilation system exploded right here. The vents get far too narrow to continue ahead.

Meta: check the destroyed robots, than clean it up.

(...) You happily clean up the mess left by the mechs. You feel better now.

Meta: Ouch! Who did that?
Yell at the smoldering remains and punch the door.

(...) You begin to yell loudly at the debris, slip, and fall face-first into the pile of jagged metal. That's gonna leave a mark.

Status
Player: dermonster
Name: Derek L.
Occupation: Video game Developer/designer.
Currently: PERICLASE\Main>_
Inventory: Explosive Collar | Jumpsuit | Splint | Bottle of Painkillers | Metal Bar | Mecha-spider (commanding)
Wounds: None
Abilities: Code Expert | Neckbeard | NERD RAEG
Player: Frelock
Name: Frederick Stephonavich
Occupation: Actuary (Knowing probabilities of things)
Currently: Looking at the robo-wreckage.
Inventory: Explosive Collar | Jumpsuit | Medical Scalpel
Wounds: Missing Arm
Abilities: Uncanny Prediction | Actuary's Lament | Tweak the Odds
Player: monk12
Name: Monk
Occupation: Troper
Description: Characteristically wears nice hats. Top hats, pirate hats, fedoras, you name it. Hopefully still has one in his possession.
Currently: Hiding in the hole in the ceiling.
Inventory: Moist Top Hat | Explosive Collar | Jumpsuit | Frag Grenade x3 | Plasma Rifle
Wounds: Broken Finger | Broken Leg x2
Abilities: Applied Phlebotinum | TV Tropes Will Ruin Your Life | MacGyvering
Player: HighEndNoob
Name: Kyle Hammers
Occupation: Janitor
Currently: Cleaning robo-wreckage.
Inventory: Explosive Collar | Jumpsuit | Mop | Floor Buffer | Rubber Gloves
Wounds: Broken Nose
Abilities: That's The Power of Pinesol, Bitch! | Clean Freak | Custodial Might
Player: _DivideByZero_
Name: John Freeman
Occupation: Drill Sergeant
Currently: Standing below the Vera Observation Center.
Inventory: Explosive Collar | Jumpsuit
Wounds: Heavy Bleeding
Abilities: Major Payne | Fullmetal Jacket | Apocalypse Now

Locations
Main Deck
Maintenance Deck 3, Main Elevator
EARTH!
Elevator Controls
Interrogation Room 7E-365 (Deck M3): You were all shackled to chairs in here when you woke up. The door has been dropkicked off its hinges. There's circuitry on the walls, a row of monitors, and a row of 5 chairs.

Spoiler: INITIATING RTD ROUTINE (click to show/hide)

FANTASY TURN:

The ship is sinking, the rain is thickening, and the Navy is coming!

Goals
"KIDNAP THE MAYOR OF THIS TOWN AND ESCAPE" Complete!
Throw Ogomspoxom into the fires of Mt. Helmath!

Current Soundtrack
The Great Sea Is Cursed

Actions

FW: SWIM TO THE SURFACE! Try to get to the navy boat or any life rafts.

(...) Your leg has a rope wrapped around it, and you're getting pulled down with the ship! You can see George swimming to the surface.

Fantasy: Haggle with the navy crew for purchase of their ship.

(...) The Navy ship is still pretty far away, but you yell to them anyway. One of the officers on deck agrees, and another slaps him in the back of the head. They don't look too friendly.

Fantasy: Get on the raft.

You swim back to the surface and climb onto the raft, then punch the mayor in the face just because you feel like it. He's out cold again.

Fantasy: Row the boat up to the surface, if I can't swim up to the surface. Grab the dwarf while I'm at it.

(...) Water doesn't work that way. You continue to sink with the ship!

Fantasy: Get on my raft! Dwarves can't swim! Well, at least.

(...) Hey, you're right.


Status
Player: dermonster
Name: Derm Hell-binder
Occupation: Elemental Mage/Summoner.
Currently: SINKING
Inventory: Robes | Spiffy Hat | Left Upper Canine Tooth | Keyring | George (commanding) | Sword | Armor
Wounds: Missing Tooth
Abilities: Gift of the Magi (...) | Squishy Wizard | Summoner (...) | Water Blast
Player: Frelock
Name: Frelock Von-Heisenberg
Occupation: Luck-o-mancer (Manipulating probabilities of things)
Currently: Making ridiculous offers.
Inventory: Gold Coin | Peasant Robes | Golden Pocket Watch | Sack o' Gold | Map of Westport | Long Sword | Armor | Spring Shoes
Wounds: None
Abilities: Smooth Criminal | Accident Waiting to Happen | Befuddlement
Player: monk12
Name: Edgar
Occupation: Sky Pirate
Currently: Punching the mayor.
Inventory: Sleeveless Long Coat | Grappling Hook | Harpoon Gun | Armor
Wounds: Right Forearm Missing
Abilities: Booze Power | Terraphobia | Side-quest Radar
Player: HighEndNoob
Name: HighEndNoob
Occupation: Ninja Sniper
Currently: Sitting in an underwater rowboat.
Inventory: Robe | Throwing Star x1 | Throwing Dagger x20 | Sword
Wounds: Broken Ankle
Abilities: Immaculate Aim | Clumsy Fighter | 'Splode On Impact
Player: _DivideByZero_
Name: Urist Anvilsmasher
Occupation: Soap Maker
Description
Currently: Trying to kill fish.
Inventory: Pig Tail Fiber Robe | Cave Spider Silk Shoes x2 | Bar of Kitten Tallow Soap | Battle Axe
Wounds: None
Abilities: Dabbling Surgeon (...) | Meager Social Ability | Martial Trance

Locations
Hellfire Cove
Condition:
Rigging: Soaked
Deck: Submerged
Hull: Massive Hole

Westport
Mayor's Ogomspoxom's Former Manor

[Dermonster]

RW: Open Dir Ship Records

FW: Untie rope. Swim upwards.

[RedWarrior0]

You know, since the water is thin, shouldn't everything be sinking? Also, this is turn 29, despite the title.

[Gatleos]

1.) We can assume Derm stopped thinning the water after he went under.
2.) Oops. Changed.

[HighEndNoob]

Meta: look around the room
Fantasy: Get out of th boat, grab the dwarf, and swim to the raft.

[monk12]

Why did you point out the string of sixes? Now I'm going to roll ones and get us all killed.

Meta: Get back out of the hole, check out Sector 2

Fantasy: Tell the Naval officers that I am on the track of notorious pirate Jimmy Rickets. I knew he was in the heist on the Mayors Mansion, and thought he had escaped onto this ship. However, I have now learned the horrible truth that Jimmy was in a secret demon cult, and that he had used his ancient pirate magics to summon his Demon Lord Ogomspoxom, crushing the mind of the mayor, eating his soul and inhabiting his body. I found out, however, and foiled his extremely devious plan to manipulate the guards and the Navy into creating an evil Empire. Now we need to throw him in a volcano to send him back to the Hell from whence he came.

Come on dice, don't fail me now!

[_DivideByZero_]

Meta: Scream in pain while punching the door even harder now.
Fantasy: Fail around uselessly while someone rescues me.

[Gatleos]

Helmath awaits...


I love ASCIIDraw. Just need Frelock now.