FANTASY TURN:The ship is sinking, the rain is thickening, and the Navy is coming!
Goals"KIDNAP THE MAYOR OF THIS TOWN AND ESCAPE" Complete!Throw Ogomspoxom into the fires of Mt. Helmath!
Current SoundtrackThe Great Sea Is CursedActionsFW: SWIM TO THE SURFACE! Try to get to the navy boat or any life rafts.
(...) Your leg has a rope wrapped around it, and you're getting pulled down with the ship! You can see George swimming to the surface.
Fantasy: Haggle with the navy crew for purchase of their ship.
(...) The Navy ship is still pretty far away, but you yell to them anyway. One of the officers on deck agrees, and another slaps him in the back of the head. They don't look too friendly.
Fantasy: Get on the raft.
You swim back to the surface and climb onto the raft, then punch the mayor in the face just because you feel like it. He's out cold again.
Fantasy: Row the boat up to the surface, if I can't swim up to the surface. Grab the dwarf while I'm at it.
(...) Water doesn't work that way. You continue to sink with the ship!
Fantasy: Get on my raft! Dwarves can't swim! Well, at least.
(...) Hey, you're right.
Status
Player: dermonster
Name: Derm Hell-binder
Occupation: Elemental Mage/Summoner.
Currently: SINKING
Inventory:
Robes | Spiffy Hat |
Left Upper Canine Tooth | Keyring |
George (commanding) |
Sword |
ArmorWounds:
Missing ToothAbilities:
Gift of the Magi (...) |
Squishy Wizard |
Summoner (...) |
Water Blast
Player: Frelock
Name: Frelock Von-Heisenberg
Occupation: Luck-o-mancer (Manipulating probabilities of things)
Currently: Making ridiculous offers.
Inventory:
Gold Coin |
Peasant Robes | Golden Pocket Watch |
Sack o' Gold |
Map of Westport |
Long Sword |
Armor |
Spring Shoes Wounds: None
Abilities:
Smooth Criminal |
Accident Waiting to Happen |
Befuddlement
Player: monk12
Name: Edgar
Occupation: Sky Pirate
Currently: Punching the mayor.
Inventory:
Sleeveless Long Coat |
Grappling Hook | Harpoon Gun |
ArmorWounds:
Right Forearm MissingAbilities:
Booze Power |
Terraphobia |
Side-quest Radar
Player: HighEndNoob
Name: HighEndNoob
Occupation: Ninja Sniper
Currently: Sitting in an underwater rowboat.
Inventory: Robe | Throwing Star x1 |
Throwing Dagger x20 |
SwordWounds:
Broken AnkleAbilities:
Immaculate Aim |
Clumsy Fighter |
'Splode On Impact
Player: _DivideByZero_
Name: Urist Anvilsmasher
Occupation: Soap Maker
DescriptionCurrently: Trying to kill fish.
Inventory: Pig Tail Fiber Robe | Cave Spider Silk Shoes x2 | Bar of Kitten Tallow Soap |
Battle AxeWounds: None
Abilities:
Dabbling Surgeon (...) |
Meager Social Ability |
Martial Trance
Locations
Hellfire Cove
Condition:
Rigging: Soaked
Deck: Submerged
Hull: Massive Hole
Westport
Mayor's Ogomspoxom's Former Manor