FANTASY TURN:Now you've done it. The fuzz is coming! The thieves are running for their lives.
Goals"KIDNAP THE MAYOR OF THIS TOWN AND ESCAPE"
Current SoundtrackThe Koan of DrumsActionsFW: Try to unlock the thing. Rats: Gnaw the metal bars!
(...) You attempt to unlock the cell, but are unable to due to not having... like, anything to pick the lock with. You could use your tooth, I guess. Anyway, you order the rats to chew open the bars.
(...) The rats attempt to chew through the METAL BARS, but for some reason aren't successful. Weird. You then remember that prison guards usually carry keys and you have half a dozen rats at your command.
Fantasy: Get up, and get onto the roof.
(...) Before any guards see you, you jump onto your feet and leap onto the roof. You'll be safe up here for now.
Fantasy: Eliminate guards, subdue mayor. Take two!
(...) You lash out at the warrior, bashing her across the face with your harpoon gun! She's out cold. You then run over to the mayor and do the same.
(...) He's dazed, but not knocked out.
Fantasy: Use my skill at haggling to distract the guards coming up the stairs and buy all their armor and weapons off of them.
(...) You step in front of the stairs just as the guards come toward you, and hold up your sack of coins.
"Care to do any business?"
The guards quickly trade all of their gear for 177 gold.
(...) By the time they realize what they just did, one of the thieves kicks one in the face and all three tumble down the stairs!
Fantasy: rush into the mayor's room; shank guard, help monk escape with mayor.
(...) You sprint down the hall toward the mayor's bedroom,
(...) Shank a guard who was running the opposite way down the hallway,
(...) utterly fail at knocking out the mayor, then grab him and Monk and leap through the northern window of the bedroom! You and Monk land on top of the mayor with a loud CRACK as heavy sheets of rain and shards of glass fall around you. Well, the mayor's knocked out now.
Status
Player: dermonster
Name: Derm Hell-binder
Occupation: Elemental Mage/Summoner.
Currently: In the barracks prison, killing people with rats.
Inventory: Robes | Spiffy Hat |
Left Upper Canine ToothWounds:
Missing ToothAbilities:
Gift of the Magi (...) |
Squishy Wizard |
Summoner (...) |
Water Blast
Player: Frelock
Name: Frelock Von-Heisenberg
Occupation: Luck-o-mancer (Manipulating probabilities of things)
Currently: Sorting through equipment.
Inventory:
Gold Coin |
Peasant Robes | Golden Pocket Watch |
Sack o' Gold |
Map of Westport | Long Sword x3 | Chin Mail x3 | Helmet x3
Wounds: None
Abilities:
Smooth Criminal |
Accident Waiting to Happen |
Befuddlement
Player: monk12
Name: Edgar
Occupation: Sky Pirate
Currently: Slapping Artymir in the back of the head.
Inventory:
Sleeveless Long Coat |
Grappling Hook | Harpoon Gun
Wounds:
Right Forearm Missing |
Heavy BleedingAbilities:
Booze Power |
Terraphobia |
Side-quest Radar
Player: HighEndNoob
Name: HighEndNoob
Occupation: Ninja Sniper
Currently: Standing on the roof.
Inventory: Robe | Throwing Star x1 | Mask | Pebble |
Throwing Dagger x20Wounds: None
Abilities:
Immaculate Aim |
Clumsy Fighter |
'Splode On Impact
Player: bowdown2q
Name: Artymir
Occupation:
!!SCIENCE!!Description: Being a scientist means never having to say you know what you're doing. Being a RUSSIAN scientist means never having a budget unless it can go HORRIBLY WRONG.
Inventory:
Lab Coat |
Monocle |
Spring Shoes |
SlingshotCurrently: Brushing glass off his coat.
Wounds:
Face ScarAbilities:
Menace |
Before I Kill You, Mr. Bond |
Mad Scientist
Locations
Westport Map
Tavern: Generic-looking. It's midnight now, the tavern is closed.
Thieves' Guild: The now-abandoned weapon shop basement.
Prison: It's in the barracks. The female warrior from the tavern is locked in one of the cells.