FANTASY TURN:Now you've done it. The fuzz is coming!
Goals"KIDNAP THE MAYOR OF THIS TOWN AND ESCAPE"
Current SoundtrackThis Cave is CreepyActionsFW: RATS! ATTACK!
(...) The rats manage to rip out the screaming guard's throat and get a jump on the other one as he enters the room.
"What's going on in he-"
(...)"AAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!"
The rats leap onto the guard's face and knock him to the floor, then slit his throat. The barracks is empty save for you and that female warrior from the bar, who is in the other cell. The rest of the guards must be up at the manor...
Fantasy:
Get up and collect some glass pieces.
(...) Instead of checking if Artymir is okay, your first thought is "Ooh! New weapons!" So you stand up and try to collect glass. All you manage to do is slip on the tiny shards and land on your back again.
Fantasy:Wait until the thieves break the lock, then slip in and sap any guards on the head with my bag 'o coins.
(...) You run into the manor just in time to see a guard running up the stairs!
(...) You slam your bag of coins into the guard's chest, knocking the wind out of him! He collapses to the floor. You can hear more guards coming toward the stairs!
Fantasy: SCIENCE!!!!!!! Grab the nearest improvised weapon (or MAKE ONE), crouch near stairwell, and prepare to smack the first guard I see
(...) You tear off part of your lab coat and prepare to use it as a slingshot with a glass shard, but can't quite make it to the stairs.
Fantasy: Using grappling hook, swing in through west window of the Mayors Bedroom. Eliminate guards, subdue mayor.
(...) You anchor your grappling hook to the chimney
[You didn't do what I thought you would, by the way ] and swing through the west window of the mayor's bedroom! The mayor sits bolt upright in his bed.
"What the bloody hell is going on?!"
One of the guards in the bedroom has already run out into the hall, but the other sees you and charges with her sword held high!
(...) You manage to slip to the side as the guard's sword encroaches upon your face. Unfortunately, she manages to hit your arm
(...) and slice your right forearm clean off! Not again!
Status
Player: dermonster
Name: Derm Hell-binder
Occupation: Elemental Mage/Summoner.
Currently: In the barracks prison, killing people with rats.
Inventory: Robes | Spiffy Hat |
Left Upper Canine ToothWounds:
Missing ToothAbilities:
Gift of the Magi (...) |
Squishy Wizard |
Summoner (...) |
Water Blast
Player: Frelock
Name: Frelock Von-Heisenberg
Occupation: Luck-o-mancer (Manipulating probabilities of things)
Currently: Beating people to death with a sack of coins.
Inventory:
Gold Coin |
Peasant Robes | Golden Pocket Watch |
Sack o' Gold |
Map of WestportWounds:
Missing ArmAbilities:
Smooth Criminal |
Accident Waiting to Happen |
Befuddlement
Player: monk12
Name: Edgar
Occupation: Sky Pirate
Currently: Flailing around, spewing blood.
Inventory:
Sleeveless Long Coat |
Grappling Hook | Harpoon Gun
Wounds:
Right Forearm Missing |
Heavy BleedingAbilities:
Booze Power |
Terraphobia |
Side-quest Radar
Player: HighEndNoob
Name: HighEndNoob
Occupation: Ninja Sniper
Currently: Laying on the balcony. Again.
Inventory: Robe | Throwing Star x1 | Mask | Pebble |
Throwing Dagger x20Wounds: None
Abilities:
Immaculate Aim |
Clumsy Fighter |
'Splode On Impact
Player: bowdown2q
Name: Artymir
Occupation:
!!SCIENCE!!Description: Being a scientist means never having to say you know what you're doing. Being a RUSSIAN scientist means never having a budget unless it can go HORRIBLY WRONG.
Inventory:
Lab Coat |
Monocle |
Spring Shoes |
SlingshotCurrently: Readying slingshot.
Wounds:
Face ScarAbilities:
Menace |
Before I Kill You, Mr. Bond |
Mad Scientist
Locations
Westport Map
Tavern: Generic-looking. There’s a crusty old barkeeper, a mean-looking dwarf with a scar readying his battleaxe, some drunken elves, and a spiffy-looking human sitting in the corner.
Thieves' Guild: A small set of rooms under the weapons shop filled with thieves. They're planning a raid on the mayor's manor.
Prison: It's in the barracks. The female warrior from the tavern is locked in one of the cells.