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[Dermonster]

RW: Hack into mecha spider. MAKE IT MINE.

FW:Walk inside with my head held high, and magic building under my fingers.

[HighEndNoob]

Meta:
Run to the Elevator with the GM

Fantasy:
Get free of the guard, than get a distance and throw a throwing knife at one.

[monk12]

Meta: GET TO DA CHOPPA ELEVATOR!

Fantasy: Accept Side Quest from Naval Officer


I also cast a vote in favor of the timeskip- at this point I'm just killing time.

[Frelock]

I'd be in favor of a fantasy time skip; so long as I can be gambling that entire time to recoup my losses and make my weapon more effective.

Meta: Tweak the odds and run to the elevator

Fantasy: Find someone to gamble with

[bowdown2q]

Meta: arm self with, say, scalpel. move to elevator.

Fantasy: kill time with !!SCIENCE!! until we're ready to go

[Gatleos]

Majority rules, the next turn takes place at midnight with you all at the docks. Also, Derm no longer has failure. Oh, and don't forget to look at the elevator controls a couple of lines down.

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Turn 9
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META TURN:

Derm looks down at the elevator controls (you're currently on Deck M3):

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Goals
Escape this ship, however we can.

Current Soundtrack
Darkness

Actions

RW: Hack into mecha spider. MAKE IT MINE.

(...) Grabbing the mecha-spider, you rip it open and rewire it! Staring into its mechanical soul, you suddenly understand it. Running into the hall, you leap into the swarm of mecha-spiders and begin ripping them open! The swarm surrounds you and begins lashing out at you, but you keep grabbing more spiders and altering their circuitry. Finally, just as the swarm is about to engulf you, you activate the spiders' altered AI. The altered spiders jump into action, splitting apart and melding together into one super mecha-spider! Bursting free of the mound of twitching metal appendages, you jump onto the super mecha-spider and it gallops (try to imagine a 2-foot-tall mecha-spider galloping) to the elevator!

Meta:
Run to the Elevator with the GM

(...) You roll quickly down the hall on the Gordon Mobile, swinging at mechanical spiders as they jump at you! Finally, you manage to get into the elevator.

Meta: GET TO DA CHOPPA ELEVATOR!

(...) You leap from the med bay and begin stumbling through the swarm of spiders. One jumps at you, (...) but you manage to swat it out of the way. You get safely to the elevator!

Meta: Tweak the odds and run to the elevator

(...) Plowing your way through the horde, you sprint toward the elevator! One of the spiders leaps at you, but you slice it clean in half with a karate chop! You make a desperate dive down the hallway and into the elevator and slam into the back wall as the mecha-spiders begin to fly en masse toward the open elevator door!

Meta: arm self with, say, scalpel. move to elevator.

(...) You pull a scalpel out of the cabinet and begin running toward the elevator! Frederick zooms past you as you run! Knocking spiders out of the way as you pass them, you run to the elevator in safety. Suddenly, the mecha-spiders begin to fly at the elevator all at once!

Status
Player: dermonster
Name: Derek L.
Occupation: Video game Developer/designer.
Currently: Standing in the elevator.
Inventory: Explosive Collar | Jumpsuit | Splint | Bottle of Painkillers
Wounds: Fractured Left Leg | Light Bleeding | Heavy Bleeding
Abilities: Code Expert | Neckbeard | NERD RAEG
Player: Frelock
Name: Frederick Stephonavich
Occupation: Actuary (Knowing probabilities of things)
Currently: Laying crumpled in the elevator.
Inventory: Explosive Collar | Jumpsuit | Medical Scalpel
Wounds: Missing Arm | Very Heavy Bleeding
Abilities: Uncanny Prediction | Actuary's Lament | Tweak the Odds
Player: monk12
Name: Monk
Occupation: Troper
Description: Characteristically wears nice hats. Top hats, pirate hats, fedoras, you name it. Hopefully still has one in his possession.
Currently: Standing in the elevator.
Inventory: Moist Top Hat | Explosive Collar | Jumpsuit | Frag Grenade x4 | Plasma Rifle
Wounds: None
Abilities: Applied Phlebotinum | TV Tropes Will Ruin Your Life | MacGyvering
Player: HighEndNoob
Name: Kyle Hammers
Occupation: Janitor
Currently: Standing in the elevator.
Inventory: Explosive Collar | Jumpsuit | Mop | Floor Buffer | Rubber Gloves
Wounds: None
Abilities: That's The Power of Pinesol, Bitch! | Clean Freak | Custodial Might
Player: bowdown2q
Name: Paulie
Occupation: "Protection"
Description: My friend, it would be best... if you didn't know, capiche?
Currently: Standing in the elevator.
Inventory: Explosive Collar | Jumpsuit | Hand Cast | Box o' Gauze | Stimpak
Wounds: Heavy Bleeding x2 | Broken Hand
Abilities: Blackhand | Dumb Muscle | Go For Broke

Locations

EARTH!
Elevator Controls
Interrogation Room 7E-365 (Deck M3): You were all shackled to chairs in here when you woke up. The door has been dropkicked off its hinges. There's circuitry on the walls, a row of monitors, and a row of 5 chairs.
Medical Bay (Deck M3): It's got a ton of medical supplies, a surgical table, and a medical robot.
Janitor's Closet (Deck M3): Full of precious cleaning supplies!
Central Medical Bay (Main Deck): The main medical bay.
Cryogenics and Prosthetics Lab (Main Deck): It's in the central medical bay. Sounds interesting.

Spoiler: INITIATING RTD ROUTINE (click to show/hide)

FANTASY TURN:

The planning begins.

Goals
"KIDNAP THE MAYOR OF THIS TOWN AND ESCAPE"

Current Soundtrack
Castlejam

Actions

FW:Walk inside with my head held high, and magic building under my fingers.

(...) You begin to channel magic energy as the guards push you into a cell in the back room. It's a small prison, only 3 cells. You sit and await your rescue.

Fantasy:
Get free of the guard, than get a distance and throw a throwing knife at one.

(...) You manage to struggle free of the guards and sprint to a safe distance before tossing a knife at one! (...) The throwing knife zips through the air, slitting a guard's throat! It then travels around the group of guards like a boomerang. It (...) Slits another throat, (...) decapitates three more (!), (...) slices open the last guard's arm, and (...) narrowly misses a random bystander. It then flies back into your hand. Holy crap.

Fantasy: Accept Side Quest from Naval Officer

(...) Walking over to the navy officer (A pirate talking to a naval officer? Hmm...) and ask him if he needs any help. He glares at you for a moment but decides to humor you.
"Well, there is one thing... we're in town following a notorious pirate by the name of Jimmy Rickets. We've been cooperating with the local guards in looking for him. Apparently, he's recently fallen in with the local thieves' guild. We want him dead or alive, if you have any info we'd appreciate it."

Fantasy: Find someone to gamble with

(...) You decide to pass the time until midnight and go out gambling. You manage to make 235 gold at the tavern! At 15 minutes to midnight, you head to the docks with the others.

Fantasy: kill time with !!SCIENCE!! until we're ready to go

(...) You run around town all day collecting random junk, and make yourself some nice spring shoes! You were a little too eager though, the town guard gets suspicious and starts tailing you! (...) You manage to lose them, though.

Status
Player: dermonster
Name: Derm Hell-binder
Occupation: Elemental Mage/Summoner.
Currently: In the barracks prison.
Inventory: Robes | Spiffy Hat | Left Upper Canine Tooth
Wounds: Missing Tooth
Abilities: Gift of the Magi (...) | Squishy Wizard | Summoner (...) | Water Blast
Player: Frelock
Name: Frelock Von-Heisenberg
Occupation: Luck-o-mancer (Manipulating probabilities of things)
Currently: Lugging around a huge sack, standing by the docks.
Inventory: Gold Coin | Peasant Robes | Golden Pocket Watch | Sack o' Gold | Map of Westport
Wounds: None
Abilities: Smooth Criminal | Accident Waiting to Happen | Befuddlement
Player: monk12
Name: Edgar
Occupation: Sky Pirate
Currently: Standing by the docks.
Inventory: Sleeveless Long Coat | Grappling Hook | Harpoon Gun
Wounds: Right Hand Missing
Abilities: Booze Power | Terraphobia | Side-quest Radar
Player: HighEndNoob
Name: HighEndNoob
Occupation: Ninja Sniper
Currently: Standing by the docks, exuding badassery.
Inventory: Robe | Throwing Star x1 | Mask | Pebble | Throwing Dagger x20
Wounds: None
Abilities: Immaculate Aim | Clumsy Fighter | 'Splode On Impact
Player: bowdown2q
Name: Artymir
Occupation: !!SCIENCE!!
Description: Being a scientist means never having to say you know what you're doing. Being a RUSSIAN scientist means never having a budget unless it can go HORRIBLY WRONG.
Inventory: Lab Coat | Monocle | Spring Shoes
Currently: Failing Winning at !!SCIENCE!!, standing by the docks.
Wounds: Face Scar
Abilities: Menace | Before I Kill You, Mr. Bond | Mad Scientist

Locations

Manor Floorplan
Tavern: Generic-looking. There’s a crusty old barkeeper, a mean-looking dwarf with a scar readying his battleaxe, some drunken elves, and a spiffy-looking human sitting in the corner.
Thieves' Guild: A small set of rooms under the weapons shop filled with thieves. They're planning a raid on the mayor's manor.
Prison: It's in the barracks.

[HighEndNoob]

WOH! Best action I had ever had in my RTD history! That is so going in my sig! Although I didn't like the 3 6's in a row.

Meta: Guard the elevator until everyone is in. Request going to Hanger.

Fantasy: look at one of the boats.

[Frelock]

Meta: Close the door at the appropriate time so it closes just after the last person gets in (use uncanny prediction to time it right).

Fantasy: Join the group that will be scaling the wall.

[Dermonster]

RW: Call a vote on the floor. Hit that floor button. Take a pain killer.

FW: Discreetly begin summoning small but deadly rats in out of sight places, such as unseen corners and underneath low furniture.

Mecha spider sweet!

Anyone have any gauze?

[monk12]

We now have a giant mechanical spider made out of small mechanical spiders. NICE.

Meta: Hangar Bay, Ho!

Fantasy: Learn everything there is to know about Jimmy Rickets. Specifically, what's his ride and the relative loyalty of his crew? Then kill time until midnight by hanging out in the sloop. Join Group B for Balcony

[Gatleos]

Fantasy: Learn everything there is to know about Jimmy Rickets. Specifically, what's his ride and the relative loyalty of his crew? Then kill time until midnight by hanging out in the sloop.

It's already midnight for the next turn, if you were wondering. You can still perform those actions, but you might want to add on something about the heist and whatnot.

[monk12]

Join Group B for Balcony

[Gatleos]

Oooooone more...

[bowdown2q]

Meta: abstain from floor voting, ready self for elevator invasion.

Fantasy: Prepare with group B

[Alzeranox]

Okay, I want in!
Meta
    * Name: Mr. Wiffles
    * Occupation: Troll
    * Personality/Appearance: I own a horse
Fantasy
    * Name: Alzeranox
    * Occupation: Complete Current Objective
    * Personality/Appearance: You don't seem to be able to see me...