FANTASY TURN:You've caused quite an uproar. You should probably get out of here!
Goals"KIDNAP THE MAYOR OF THIS TOWN AND ESCAPE"
Current SoundtrackCastlejamActionsFW: Examine the shop, and search for a staff or dagger, preferably either magical, or being made of a magic amplifying metal.
(...) You find a massive bin marked "Staves 4 Cheap". There's a sweet staff inside, on discount! Score! It's stuck in there tight, so you wrench it out with all your might, and topple over the whole bin. The manager doesn't look too pleased. You're not sure you'll be getting that discount anymore...
Fantasy:
Now that I'm properly drunk, attempt to stop Heavy Bleeding.
(...) Whipping up a bandage from your other sleeve, you carefully stop the bleeding from your stump. Maybe now you can get one of those nifty pirate hooks! You always wanted one of those. Now that you've ripped off both sleeves, you're wearing a cross between a trench-coat and a sleeveless leather jacket. Cool. Sort of.
Fantasy: Go into the weapon shop and buy a nice weapon, while subtly asking around about the thieves' guild.
(...) You make your way into the weapon shop, but are unable to find a suitable weapon. Nor can you find anyone to ask about the guild. Except the manager, but he looks pissed off for some reason.
Fantasy:
walk calmly to the weapons shop.
(...) You walk in the coolest way possible to the weapons shop. Once inside, you find a nice 20-pack of throwing daggers! It's been marked-down too.
Fantasy: Offer my hammer to anybody in the party who seems like they could use it. Attempt to locate criminal syndicate with Frelok, using badass scar and manical laughter as proof i'm not a cop.
(...) Hmmm... Frelock's been hauling around that sack of gold, maybe he can wield this! You give it to him, telling him to do with it what he wishes. Next, you walk over to the manager and strike up a conversation about guilds and/or thieves.
"So, I heard there's a thieves' guild around here..."
The manager's eyes widen.
"Where did you hear about that?"
"I have sources..." you lean close to show off your scar.
"So, you want in? What's the password?"
"Uh... it's... um..."
You decide to persuade him with your maniacal laughter.
"MUHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!"
"Huh. That's the password all right. Come on in!"
Status
Player: dermonster
Name: Derm Hell-binder
Occupation: Elemental Mage/Summoner.
Currently: Standing in the weapon shop.
Inventory: Robes | Spiffy Hat |
Left Upper Canine Tooth |
Wooden Staff (...)Wounds:
Missing Tooth |
Light BleedingAbilities:
Gift of the Magi (...) |
Squishy Wizard |
Summoner (...) |
Water Blast
Player: Frelock
Name: Frelock Von-Heisenberg
Occupation: Luck-o-mancer (Manipulating probabilities of things)
Currently: Lugging around a huge sack of gold and a hammer.
Inventory:
Gold Coin |
Peasant Robes | Gold x40 | Golden Pocket Watch |
Sack o' Gold |
Hammer of !!SCIENCE!! |
Map of WestportWounds: None
Abilities:
Smooth Criminal |
Accident Waiting to Happen |
Befuddlement
Player: monk12
Name: Edgar
Occupation: Sky Pirate
Currently: Air-guitaring.
Inventory:
Sleeveless Long Coat |
Grappling HookWounds:
Right Hand Missing |
Heavy BleedingAbilities:
Booze Power (...) |
Terraphobia
Player: HighEndNoob
Name: HighEndNoob
Occupation: Ninja Sniper
Currently: Admiring throwing weapons.
Inventory: Throwing Star x1 | Mask | Pebble
Wounds: None
Abilities:
Immaculate Aim |
Clumsy Fighter |
'Splode On Impact
Player: bowdown2q
Name: Artymir
Occupation:
!!SCIENCE!!Description: Being a scientist means never having to say you know what you're doing. Being a RUSSIAN scientist means never having a budget unless it can go HORRIBLY WRONG.
Inventory: Lab Coat |
MonocleCurrently: Dragging a mallet around.
Wounds:
Face ScarAbilities:
Menace |
Before I Kill You, Mr. Bond |
Mad Scientist
Locations
Map!
Tavern: Generic-looking. There’s a crusty old barkeeper, a mean-looking dwarf with a scar readying his battleaxe, some drunken elves, a spiffy-looking human sitting in the corner, and an enraged human warrior being restrained by guards.
Thieves' Guild: Apparently it's hidden under the weapon shop.