FANTASY TURN:You've caused quite an uproar. You should probably get out of here!
Goals"KIDNAP THE MAYOR OF THIS TOWN AND ESCAPE"
Current SoundtrackCastlejamActionsFW: Get up. Leave. Head to weapon shop.
(...) Leaping to your feet, you bound toward the entrance!
"HALT!" the guard yells as he raises his weapon. Thinking fast, you fire a concussive water blast at the guards' feet
(...). The blast ricochets harmlessly, but you still manage to leapfrog over the guards' heads. Landing outside the bar, you spot the weapon shop across the street and run inside.
Fantasy:
Find a few rocks big enough to hurt small enough to throw.
(...) You find one. It's not very big though. More like a pebble.
Fantasy:
Exit the roof by gracefully dropping into a barrel of grog. Drink my way back out of said barrel.
(...) You roll off the roof and fall head-first into the barrel of grog. It tips over and half the contents spill out, but you manage to drink quite a bit. FEEL THE POWAH!
Fantasy: Shake the bartenders hand and thank him for his business, then walk over towards the weapon shop.
(...) As you leave the shop, one of the guards stops you.
"Do you know this woman?" he says, gesturing toward the struggling warrior.
"Never seen her before in my life!"
"I see. Well, watch your step. We're watching you."
The guard steps aside and you step out of the tavern, heading over to the weapon shop.
Fantasy: Attempt to hide my facial bruise while wandering away nonchallantly with the Hammer of !!SCIENCE!!. Attempt to fill hammer with rainwater at the next rainbarrel.
(...) Hey, your bruise already healed! Anyway, you decide to fill your hammer with something. Spotting a barrel of rain water outside the general store across the street, you walk over and fill the barrel halfway from it. Jeez, this thing is heavy! It could be an extremely useful weapon if only you were strong enough to swing it. You still manage to drag it around, though.
Status
Player: dermonster
Name: Derm Hell-binder
Occupation: Elemental Mage/Summoner.
Currently: Standing in the weapon shop.
Inventory: Robes, Spiffy Hat,
Left Upper Canine ToothWounds:
Missing Tooth |
Light BleedingAbilities:
Gift of the Magi (...) |
Squishy Wizard |
Summoner (...) |
Water Blast
Player: Frelock
Name: Frelock Von-Heisenberg
Occupation: Luck-o-mancer (Manipulating probabilities of things)
Currently: Lugging around a huge sack of gold.
Inventory:
Gold Coin,
Peasant Robes, Gold x40, Golden Pocket Watch,
Sack o' Gold,
Map of WestportWounds: None
Abilities:
Smooth Criminal |
Accident Waiting to Happen |
Befuddlement
Player: monk12
Name: Edgar
Occupation: Sky Pirate
Currently: Looking cocky.
Inventory:
Long Coat,
Grappling HookWounds:
Right Hand Missing |
Heavy BleedingAbilities:
Booze Power (...) |
Terraphobia
Player: HighEndNoob
Name: HighEndNoob
Occupation: Ninja Sniper
Currently: Sifting through stones on the ground.
Inventory: Throwing Star x1, Mask, Pebble
Wounds: None
Abilities:
Immaculate Aim |
Clumsy Fighter |
'Splode On Impact
Player: bowdown2q
Name: Artymir
Occupation:
!!SCIENCE!!Description: Being a scientist means never having to say you know what you're doing. Being a RUSSIAN scientist means never having a budget unless it can go HORRIBLY WRONG.
Inventory: Lab Coat,
Monocle,
Hammer of !!SCIENCE!!Currently: Dragging a mallet around.
Wounds:
Face ScarAbilities:
Menace |
Before I Kill You, Mr. Bond |
Mad Scientist
Locations
Map!
Tavern: Generic-looking. There’s a crusty old barkeeper, a mean-looking dwarf with a scar readying his battleaxe, some drunken elves, a spiffy-looking human sitting in the corner, and an enraged human warrior being restrained by guards.
Thieves' Guild: Apparently it's hidden under the weapon shop.
Author
Topic: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 126: Booze Mist Rising] (Read 303443 times)