People pulling continuity on me...
*grumble*
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Turn 80
**********~META TURN:To Deck M3! Maybe!
GoalsFind the keycard stations.
Current SoundtrackElevator RoomActionsMeta: Get to the teleporter
(...) You fail to get to the teleporter. Which is good, because you should have been heading for the elevator.
You walk into the elevator.
RW: Go to elevator and hit Deck M3.
(...) You enter the elevator and mash the button for Deck M3, leaving John and Frederick behind on the main floor. The doors open on a familiar hallway. A HALLWAY THAT IS STILL FILLED WITH THOUSANDS OF MECHANICAL SPIDERS.
Meta: Get a replacement for my missing arm that has been conveniently forgotten about.
(...) Using your laser dagger, you remove Greco's one remaining limb and show it to the medi-bot in the cryogenics lab. It performs the same arm-grafting procedure it gave John, and you have a new arm!
New Bionic Enhancement Acquired: Bionic Arm+1 to strength and hand-to-hand combat rolls with the right arm.
...Yes, that's your nose.
Meta: "Blood sacrifice, eh? GM, I request the locations of all organic life on this vessel."
(...)
"Blood sacrifice, eh? GM, I request the locations of all organic life on this vessel."
"KZZZZZZT"
"...GM?"
"KZZZZZZZZZZ- SIX ORGANIC LIFEFORMS ON THIS SHIP. ...HOW CAN THIS BE? THERE ARE 5 MEMBERS PER TEAM AND 932nm16i TEAMS CURRENTLY ON THIS VESSEL. THESE NUMBERS DO NOT ADD UP."
"Are you alright?"
"..."
A mechanical spider jumps on your face!RW: Find some explosives.
(...) Unsurprisingly, you can't seem to find explosives around here.
Status
Player: dermonster
Name:
Derek L.Occupation: Video game Developer/designer.
Currently: Meeting his old friends.
Inventory:
Explosive Collar |
Jumpsuit | Splint | Bottle of Painkillers |
Metal Spear |
Keen Helmet |
Marshall Coburn (commanding)Wounds: None
Abilities:
Code Expert |
Neckbeard |
NERD RAEG
Player: Frelock
Name:
Frederick StephonavichOccupation: Actuary (Knowing probabilities of things)
Currently: Getting a new arm.
Inventory:
Explosive Collar |
Jumpsuit |
Laser Dagger |
Cheetah ArmWounds:
Missing Arm |
Heavy BleedingAbilities:
Uncanny Prediction |
Actuary's Lament |
Tweak the Odds
Player: monk12
Name:
MonkOccupation: Troper
Description: Characteristically wears nice hats. Top hats, pirate hats, fedoras, you name it. Hopefully still has one in his possession.
Currently: Getting a close look at a mechanical spider.
Inventory:
Moist Top Hat |
Explosive Collar |
Jumpsuit |
Plasma Rifle |
Balloon AnimalWounds:
Broken RibAbilities:
Applied Phlebotinum |
TV Tropes Will Ruin Your Life |
MacGyvering |
Telekinesis
Player: HighEndNoob
Name:
Kyle HammersOccupation: Janitor
Currently: Wishing he hadn't gotten in the elevator.
Inventory:
Explosive Collar |
Jumpsuit |
Mop | Rubber Gloves |
Medkit |
Power CleanerWounds:
Missing Legs |
Heavy BleedingAbilities:
That's The Power of Pinesol, Bitch! |
Clean Freak |
Custodial Might |
EMT |
Digitigrade Legs
Player: _DivideByZero_
Name:
John FreemanOccupation: Drill Sergeant
Currently: Rooting through the trash again.
Inventory:
Explosive Collar |
1/2 Jumpsuit |
Turban |
Unicorn Band-aids | Glass Shard | Fake Ammo Belts |
Caruso Shades |
Cheetah ArmWounds:
Missing Arm |
Broken Nose |
Fractured LegAbilities:
Major Payne |
Fullmetal Jacket |
Apocalypse Now
Name: Marshall Coburn MkII Combat Droid
Description:
A giant mechanical spider made of smaller mechanical spider parts. It was fitted with an advanced AI routine and can now talk. It also has a self-powered eye-laser taken from the remains of Xenocalamus. Inventory: None
Wounds: None
Abilities:
Eye Laser
Group AttacksImpromptu SingalongLocations
The S.S. Periclase
Main Deck
Deck 2
Maintenance Deck 3, Main Elevator
EARTH!
Elevator Controls
Interrogation Room 7E-365 (Deck M3): You were all shackled to chairs in here when you woke up. The door has been dropkicked off its hinges. There's circuitry on the walls, a row of monitors, and a row of 5 chairs.
FANTASY TURN:The ruins of a once-great Goblin fortress.
Goals"KIDNAP THE MAYOR OF THIS TOWN AND ESCAPE" Complete!Throw Ogomspoxom into the fires of Mt. Helmath! Complete!Current SoundtrackCharred DreamsActionsFantasy: Pull Urist out of the ocean.
(...) You fire off several rounds from your musket straight at Urist!
(...) He dives under the waves and avoids the projectiles!
FW: Get off the boat, onto my cat. Grab goblin and george and ride to the capital!
(...) After the boat docks, you lower the gangplank onto the icy shore and mount JC. Spmoxu and George hop on the back, the Chattering Fangs hang onto your cloak, and you ride off toward the Goblin tower! As you get closer, you notice bones littering the camp around the tower. Smoke is rising from a nearby pile of rubble. As you approach the gates, some Goblins in the wooden guard towers above start yelling at you in a language you don't understand. Seconds later, several heavily-armed Goblins step out of the guard towers and approach you. Spmoxu has a short conversation with them in Goblinish, after which they stare at you for a moment and open the gates.
Fantasy: Prep the boat for a quick getaway.
(...) You toss the anchor into the water below. That'll speed things up.
Fantasy: To the shore!
(...) You hop off the ship and approach the Goblin encampment after Derm. A couple of Goblin guards stop you at the gate and start yelling at you and pushing you around!
FW: Find another swordfish.
(...) You can't find one. You're not even sure it's possible to find swordfish in an arctic ocean.
Status
Player: dermonster
Name:
Derm Hell-binderOccupation: Elemental Mage/Summoner.
Currently: Entering the Goblin encampment.
Inventory:
Robes | Spiffy Hat | Keyring |
George (commanding) |
Giant Cat (commanding) |
Chattering Fangs (commanding) |
Sword |
ArmorWounds: None
Abilities:
Gift of the Magi (...) |
Squishy Wizard |
Summoner (...) |
Water Blast |
Superheat |
Tectonic Shift
Player: Frelock
Name:
Frelock Von-HeisenbergOccupation: Luck-o-mancer (Manipulating probabilities of things)
Currently: Dropping the anchor.
Inventory:
Gold Coin |
Peasant Robes | Golden Pocket Watch |
Map of Westport |
Long Sword |
Armor |
Spring Shoes |
Elica Larifera (commanding)Wounds: None
Abilities:
Smooth Criminal |
Accident Waiting to Happen |
Befuddlement |
Legsplosion
Player: monk12
Name:
EdgarOccupation: Sky Pirate
Currently: Getting pushed around.
Inventory:
Sleeveless Long Coat |
Grappling Hook |
Harpoon Gun | Bloody Arrow |
Case of BoozeWounds:
Right Forearm MissingAbilities:
Booze Power (...) |
Terraphobia |
Side-quest Radar
Player: HighEndNoob
Name:
HighEndNoobOccupation: Ninja Sniper
Currently: Target practice.
Inventory: Robe | Throwing Star x1 |
Throwing Dagger x18 | Musket | Musket Ammo x22 |
Sword |
Tattered Shirt |
Leaf BarrelWounds:
Missing Tooth |
Heavy BleedingAbilities:
Immaculate Aim |
Clumsy Fighter |
'Splode On Impact
Player: _DivideByZero_
Name:
Urist AnvilsmasherOccupation: Soapmaker
DescriptionCurrently: Swimming.
Inventory: Cave Spider Silk Robe | Cave Spider Silk Shoes x2 | Bar of Kitten Tallow Soap |
Battle Axe |
Bamboo Pegarm |
Stone Arm |
Ozurlidod |
≡Silver Warhammer≡ |
Iron Chain | Rat Bone Splint
Wounds:
Missing Arm x2 |
Broken ToeAbilities:
Dabbling Surgeon (...) |
Meager Social Ability |
Martial Trance |
Prehensile Beard
Name: George
Description:
A 1.5-foot-tall rat with a scorpion stinger, gills and fins! He takes orders from Derm.Inventory:
Wooden SpearWounds: None
Abilities:
Amphibious
Locations
Ashiorid
Hellfire Cove
The BorealisCondition:
Sunk
Westport
Mayor's Ogomspoxom's Former Manor
Forest Retreat
Author
Topic: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 126: Booze Mist Rising] (Read 304224 times)