FANTASY TURN:You've caused quite an uproar. You should probably get out of here!
Goals"KIDNAP THE MAYOR OF THIS TOWN AND ESCAPE"
Current SoundtrackCastlejamActionsFW: Hurriedly clean up the bin and follow Art.
(...) Before you can even start, you slip on a staff and fall on your back. This happens about 5 more times, at which point you get angry and accidentally blast a hole in the roof. The assistant manager tosses you out of the store!
“There he is!”
Oh crap, the guards from the tavern are coming toward you!
Fantasy:
Ask someone with money to buy me those darts. Someone nice hopefully.
(...) Before you can open your mouth, Frelock dumps a mound of gold into your hands. "Thank me later," he says. He actually looks relieved to get rid of some of his riches. It doesn't seem to make a dent in his gold, though. You bought a new 20 pack of throwing daggers! Whoopee!
Fantasy:Sell Hammer, then follow bowdown's lead
(...)You approach the assistant manager, and sell the Hammer of
!!SCIENCE!! for 37 gold. You then proceed into the back room of the weapon shop, following behind Artymir and the
manager thieves' guild guard.
"He with you?" says the guard, pointing at you.
"Yeah, he wants in too," Artymir nods to the guard.
The guard pulls out a silver key and opens up a door leading to a winding staircase which seems to go beneath the weapon shop.
"Follow me," says the guard, as he descends the steps.
Fantasy: You know what's better than a hook hand? A GRAPPLING Hook hand!
(...) AWWWWW YEEEAAAAHHH. You just had the best idea! You walk over to the weapon shop, looking for something to use as a firing mechanism. The second you walk in the door, Frelock shoves a pile of gold in your arms before running into the back room for some reason. You buy a retractable harpoon gun! Now, if you can just find someone to turn this into a sweet grappling hook arm...
Fantasy: become mildly depressed at the sale of my hammer, then ask around the shady underbelly about people near the mayor. become curious about servants.
(...) You, Frelock and the thieves' guild guard finally reach the bottom of the stairs and step into a torch-lit chamber. About a half dozen people, most of whom are wearing face-obscuring cloaks, are crowded around some blueprints scattered on a small wooden table. As you enter the room, one of them stands up and introduces himself.
"Greetings. I am Lucas, head of the Westport thieves' guild. If Yardil (that must be the guard's name) allowed you inside the guild hall, you must have some business with us. Now, what would that be?"
"We heard that this guild could attain some information about those closest to the mayor. What could you tell us?"
"Ah, yes. The town guard are closing in on our position, so we're planning to skip town and set up shop somewhere else. Before we go, however, we are raiding the mayor's manor by nightfall. We can give you the information you need. What business do you have with the mayor?"
Status
Player: dermonster
Name: Derm Hell-binder
Occupation: Elemental Mage/Summoner.
Currently: Standing outside the weapon shop.
Inventory: Robes | Spiffy Hat |
Left Upper Canine Tooth |
Wooden Staff (...)Wounds:
Missing Tooth |
Light BleedingAbilities:
Gift of the Magi (...) |
Squishy Wizard |
Summoner (...) |
Water Blast
Player: Frelock
Name: Frelock Von-Heisenberg
Occupation: Luck-o-mancer (Manipulating probabilities of things)
Currently: Lugging around a huge sack, descending stairs.
Inventory:
Gold Coin |
Peasant Robes | Gold x40 | Golden Pocket Watch |
Sack o' Gold |
Map of WestportWounds: None
Abilities:
Smooth Criminal |
Accident Waiting to Happen |
Befuddlement
Player: monk12
Name: Edgar
Occupation: Sky Pirate
Currently: Holding a crossbow.
Inventory:
Sleeveless Long Coat |
Grappling Hook | Crossbow
Wounds:
Right Hand Missing |
Heavy BleedingAbilities:
Booze Power (...) |
Terraphobia
Player: HighEndNoob
Name: HighEndNoob
Occupation: Ninja Sniper
Currently: Admiring throwing weapons.
Inventory: Throwing Star x1 | Mask | Pebble |
Throwing Dagger x20Wounds: None
Abilities:
Immaculate Aim |
Clumsy Fighter |
'Splode On Impact
Player: bowdown2q
Name: Artymir
Occupation:
!!SCIENCE!!Description: Being a scientist means never having to say you know what you're doing. Being a RUSSIAN scientist means never having a budget unless it can go HORRIBLY WRONG.
Inventory: Lab Coat |
MonocleCurrently: Descending into the weapon shop basement.
Wounds:
Face ScarAbilities:
Menace |
Before I Kill You, Mr. Bond |
Mad Scientist
Locations
Map!
Tavern: Generic-looking. There’s a crusty old barkeeper, a mean-looking dwarf with a scar readying his battleaxe, some drunken elves, a spiffy-looking human sitting in the corner, and an enraged human warrior being restrained by guards.
Thieves' Guild: Apparently it's hidden under the weapon shop.
Author
Topic: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 126: Booze Mist Rising] (Read 299359 times)