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Author Topic: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 126: Booze Mist Rising]  (Read 300214 times)

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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 49: Oh, THOSE Natives...]
« Reply #570 on: February 26, 2011, 02:22:03 am »

If this dice doesn't give me a good roll, i'll have to put it in-front of the Prototype Rail-gun the US has.
Meta: This dice is awesome! Try to patch-up the bleeding on my legs.
Fantasy: pick up the sword before the dwarf picks it up.
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(5) You manage to struggle free of the guards and sprint to a safe distance before tossing a knife at one! (5 + 1 = 6) The throwing knife zips through the air, slitting a guard's throat! It then travels around the group of guards like a boomerang. It (5) Slits another throat, (Three 6's in a row!) decapitates three more (!), (4) slices open the last guard's arm, and (2) narrowly misses a random bystander. It then flies back into your hand. Holy crap.

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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 49: Oh, THOSE Natives...]
« Reply #571 on: February 26, 2011, 02:41:45 am »

Meta: Try to get Kyle to the medical bay again.

Fantasy: Stare down the eyes until they submit to me.
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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 49: Oh, THOSE Natives...]
« Reply #572 on: February 26, 2011, 02:53:26 am »

Please let me get lucky on roll 50, please please please!
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(5) You manage to struggle free of the guards and sprint to a safe distance before tossing a knife at one! (5 + 1 = 6) The throwing knife zips through the air, slitting a guard's throat! It then travels around the group of guards like a boomerang. It (5) Slits another throat, (Three 6's in a row!) decapitates three more (!), (4) slices open the last guard's arm, and (2) narrowly misses a random bystander. It then flies back into your hand. Holy crap.

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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 49: Oh, THOSE Natives...]
« Reply #573 on: February 26, 2011, 08:41:41 pm »

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Think of it like Sim City, except with rival mayors that seek to destroy your citizens by arming legions of homeless people and sending them to attack you.
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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 49: Oh, THOSE Natives...]
« Reply #574 on: February 26, 2011, 09:08:34 pm »

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"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
Moved to SufficientVelocity / Spacebattles.

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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 49: Oh, THOSE Natives...]
« Reply #575 on: February 26, 2011, 09:13:15 pm »

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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 49: Oh, THOSE Natives...]
« Reply #576 on: February 26, 2011, 09:31:56 pm »

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"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 49: Oh, THOSE Natives...]
« Reply #577 on: February 26, 2011, 09:37:15 pm »

My God this game is boring.

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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 49: Oh, THOSE Natives...]
« Reply #578 on: February 26, 2011, 09:39:34 pm »

Boring eh?

I've got a plan.

Triangle in the middle right.
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
Moved to SufficientVelocity / Spacebattles.

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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 49: Oh, THOSE Natives...]
« Reply #579 on: February 26, 2011, 09:41:10 pm »

Meta: Look for more articles of clothing to use as gauze.
Fantasy: Now that that's settled, CHARGE!
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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 49: Oh, THOSE Natives...]
« Reply #580 on: February 27, 2011, 12:48:30 am »

We're finally up to fifty turns! Huzzah!

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Turn 50
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META TURN:
Xenocalamus!

Goals
Find the keycard stations.

Current Soundtrack
G.U.N. Mobile

Actions
RW: Hack it more! Turn off them senses! Disable its movement program! Mess with its rudimentary A.I!

MC: Assist in the hacking by attacking its firewalls with your computer speed!
(...) You successfully turn off Xenocalamus's optic sensors and flood its navigational systems with white noise! It drops Monk. (...) MC assists in the hacking.
Meta: Possess Xenocalamus
(...) You have no idea how to possess things. Suddenly, the ghost of Paulie runs into the room and possesses your corpse! You see your body sit up.
Paulie: "Oh hey guys, it's me... uh... Monk!"
Meta: This dice is awesome! Try to patch-up the bleeding on my legs.
(...) You come back to consciousness and masterfully wrap up your legs! You're not sure how you did it, but you stopped the bleeding! Well, you're still bleeding everywhere except your legs.
Meta: Try to get Kyle to the medical bay again.
(...) You grab Kyle and leap up into the air vents! Luckily, these air vents are ridiculously huge and you drag Kyle through them. You can see the vent inside the Med Bay up ahead.
Meta: Look for more articles of clothing to use as gauze.
(...) You find a fancy shirt on the floor! You're not sure this existed a few second ago and it scares you. You tear off one of the sleeves.
Quote from: Xenocalamus
HISSSSSSSSS
(...) Xenocalamus lashes about blindly, and bites at MC! (...) It leaps out of the way easily. Once again, Xenocalamus's eye starts to glow red!
Enormous Bionic Adder
Xenocalamus
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Head: Singed; Optics Disabled
Body: Cut in Half
Tail: Fine

Status

Player: dermonster
Name: Derek L.
Occupation: Video game Developer/designer.
Currently: Hacking the snake.
Inventory: Explosive Collar | Jumpsuit | Splint | Bottle of Painkillers | Metal Bar | Mecha-spider (commanding)
Wounds: None
Abilities: Code Expert | Neckbeard | NERD RAEG

Player: Frelock
Name: Frederick Stephonavich
Occupation: Actuary (Knowing probabilities of things)
Currently: Dragging Kyle through the air vents.
Inventory: Explosive Collar | Jumpsuit
Wounds: None
Abilities: Uncanny Prediction | Actuary's Lament | Tweak the Odds (...)

Player: monk12
Name: Monk
Occupation: Troper
Description: Characteristically wears nice hats. Top hats, pirate hats, fedoras, you name it. Hopefully still has one in his possession.
Currently: Acting strangely.
Inventory: Moist Top Hat | Explosive Collar | Jumpsuit | Frag Grenade x3 | Plasma Rifle
Wounds: Light Bleeding x2
Abilities: Applied Phlebotinum | TV Tropes Will Ruin Your Life | MacGyvering | Telekinesis

Player: HighEndNoob
Name: Kyle Hammers
Occupation: Janitor
Currently: OH GOD WHY
Inventory: Explosive Collar | Jumpsuit | Mop | Rubber Gloves | Medkit
Wounds: Missing Legs | Heavy Burns | Heavy Bleeding | Very Heavy Bleeding x2
Abilities: That's The Power of Pinesol, Bitch! | Clean Freak | Custodial Might | EMT

Player: _DivideByZero_
Name: John Freeman
Occupation: Drill Sergeant
Currently: Feeling woozy from blood loss.
Inventory: Explosive Collar | Jumpsuit | Unicorn Band-aids
Wounds: Missing Arm | Heavy Bleeding | Broken Nose
Abilities: Major Payne | Fullmetal Jacket | Apocalypse Now


Locations

The S.S. Periclase

Main Deck

Maintenance Deck 3, Main Elevator

EARTH!

Elevator Controls

Interrogation Room 7E-365 (Deck M3): You were all shackled to chairs in here when you woke up. The door has been dropkicked off its hinges. There's circuitry on the walls, a row of monitors, and a row of 5 chairs.


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« Last Edit: February 28, 2011, 07:29:01 pm by Gatleos »
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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 50: Possessed]
« Reply #581 on: February 27, 2011, 12:52:49 am »

*sees a 6 on summoning roll*

*Summoning skill hasn't been leveled.*

*Also doesn't see name-quote in action list*
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
Moved to SufficientVelocity / Spacebattles.

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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 50: Possessed]
« Reply #582 on: February 27, 2011, 12:59:51 am »

*fixes errors*

*makes sure to never heal derm's eye*
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it would be funny to see babies spontaneously combust
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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 50: Possessed]
« Reply #583 on: February 27, 2011, 01:01:36 am »

*Goes completely batshit insane.*

RW: NERD RAEG INTO THE LASER! BEAM O' WAR IS A GO.

MC: Mess with the snake from the inside.

FW: Summon a giant riding feline.
« Last Edit: February 27, 2011, 01:05:18 am by dermonster »
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
Moved to SufficientVelocity / Spacebattles.

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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 50: Possessed]
« Reply #584 on: February 27, 2011, 01:20:19 am »

Looks like their are about to be deaths aplenty. AND A MINER. Who shall be insulted if he is called a dwarf. Or an elf. HEAVILY INSULTED! HE IS NOT A DWARF, NOR AN ELF, NOR A GOBLIN, GNOME, OR KOBOLD!!!!!!!!!
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