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Author Topic: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 126: Booze Mist Rising]  (Read 302727 times)

Gatleos

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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 46: Shining Rod SWORD!]
« Reply #540 on: February 23, 2011, 05:35:07 pm »

Oh hey, a new type of injury. And lots of blood.

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Turn 47
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META TURN:
Xenocalamus!

Goals
Find the keycard stations.

Current Soundtrack
G.U.N. Mobile

Actions
RW: GIGA BAR TO THE FACE BREAKER (Use knowledge of computers to target his weak point.)

Spider: Attack.
(...) No face broken, but (...) you hit Monk in the head with your rod! He looks dazed! (...) The mecha-spider jumps onto Xenocalamus's back and begins tearing at it. Xenocalamus squirms around, but can't shake off MC!
Meta: Use telekinetic powers to rip out mechanical innards
(...) You patch its face up with your telekinesis! How nice of you.
Meta: Calm down and thank Kyle.
(...)
John: "AAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHH"
Meta: Pullk out my mop, and use the GM to propel myself onto the boss' back
(...)
Kyle: "RRRRREEEEEEAAAAARRRRRGGGHHH"
You power up the GM so much that it explodes and sends you flying through the air! You receive burns over 90% of your body and slam violently into the far wall!
Meta: Flying kick at the snake!
(...) Xenocalamus headbutts you out of the air before you can kick it!
Quote from: Xenocalamus
HISSSSSSSSS
Xenocalamus bites at John as he lays helpless before it. (...) He rolls out of the way and the snake's massive jaws scrape at the metal floor! Xenocalamus's eye begins glowing even brighter, and it shoots a searing hot laser beam from it directly at (...) John! (...) The beam incinerates John's left arm!

Enormous Bionic Adder
Xenocalamus
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Head: Singed
Body: Singed and Battered
Tail: Fine

Status

Player: dermonster
Name: Derek L.
Occupation: Video game Developer/designer.
Currently: Smacking Monk around.
Inventory: Explosive Collar | Jumpsuit | Splint | Bottle of Painkillers | Metal Bar | Mecha-spider (commanding)
Wounds: None
Abilities: Code Expert | Neckbeard | NERD RAEG

Player: Frelock
Name: Frederick Stephonavich
Occupation: Actuary (Knowing probabilities of things)
Currently: Being swatted around.
Inventory: Explosive Collar | Jumpsuit
Wounds: None
Abilities: Uncanny Prediction | Actuary's Lament | Tweak the Odds

Player: monk12
Name: Monk
Occupation: Troper
Description: Characteristically wears nice hats. Top hats, pirate hats, fedoras, you name it. Hopefully still has one in his possession.
Currently: Healing Xenocalamus.
Inventory: Moist Top Hat | Explosive Collar | Jumpsuit | Frag Grenade x3 | Plasma Rifle
Wounds: None
Abilities: Applied Phlebotinum | TV Tropes Will Ruin Your Life | MacGyvering | Telekinesis

Player: HighEndNoob
Name: Kyle Hammers
Occupation: Janitor
Currently: Extra crispy.
Inventory: Explosive Collar | Jumpsuit | Mop | Rubber Gloves | Medkit
Wounds: Heavy Burns
Abilities: That's The Power of Pinesol, Bitch! | Clean Freak | Custodial Might | EMT

Player: _DivideByZero_
Name: John Freeman
Occupation: Drill Sergeant
Currently: Dying.
Inventory: Explosive Collar | Jumpsuit | Unicorn Band-aids
Wounds: Missing Arm | Very Heavy Bleeding | Heavy Bleeding | Broken Nose
Abilities: Major Payne | Fullmetal Jacket | Apocalypse Now


Locations

The S.S. Periclase

Main Deck

Maintenance Deck 3, Main Elevator

EARTH!

Elevator Controls

Interrogation Room 7E-365 (Deck M3): You were all shackled to chairs in here when you woke up. The door has been dropkicked off its hinges. There's circuitry on the walls, a row of monitors, and a row of 5 chairs.


Spoiler: INITIATING RTD ROUTINE (click to show/hide)
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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 47: AAAARRRRGGGHHH]
« Reply #541 on: February 23, 2011, 06:02:16 pm »

It appears my wish shall be granted.
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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 47: AAAARRRRGGGHHH]
« Reply #542 on: February 23, 2011, 06:04:02 pm »

It appears my wish shall be granted.
It was the RNG, I swear!
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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 47: AAAARRRRGGGHHH]
« Reply #543 on: February 23, 2011, 06:11:10 pm »

Meta: Wouldn't it technically cauterize the wound, too?
Stop the bleeding by tearing off the other sleeve of my suit and using that.
Fantasy: Get up and charge into battle.
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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 47: AAAARRRRGGGHHH]
« Reply #544 on: February 23, 2011, 06:28:55 pm »

Meta: Wouldn't it technically cauterize the wound, too?
You'll just have to trust that these energy weapons are meant to kill people, not safely remove their limbs.
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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 47: AAAARRRRGGGHHH]
« Reply #545 on: February 23, 2011, 06:34:03 pm »

Noooo! I'm running out of arms!


Meta: Back to plan A! SHOOT IT IN THE HEAD!

Fantasy: Poke the eye of the tiger to free my arm, then mount up and ride!

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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 47: AAAARRRRGGGHHH]
« Reply #546 on: February 23, 2011, 06:54:34 pm »

RW: STRIFE! @ SNAKE!

MC: Go for the optics!

FW: Get up and run, tectonic shift ground behind me.
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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 47: AAAARRRRGGGHHH]
« Reply #547 on: February 23, 2011, 07:16:51 pm »

Meta: "NOOOOOOOOO! DIEDIEDIE!" Jump onto the back of the boss and slash it's head off with the mop.
Fantasy: get up, and get out three knives.
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(5) You manage to struggle free of the guards and sprint to a safe distance before tossing a knife at one! (5 + 1 = 6) The throwing knife zips through the air, slitting a guard's throat! It then travels around the group of guards like a boomerang. It (5) Slits another throat, (Three 6's in a row!) decapitates three more (!), (4) slices open the last guard's arm, and (2) narrowly misses a random bystander. It then flies back into your hand. Holy crap.

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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 47: AAAARRRRGGGHHH]
« Reply #548 on: February 23, 2011, 10:59:09 pm »

Meta: Hide for a turn, and tweak the odds. Go for broke, gentlemen. 

Fantasy: Continue to the volcano.  Hack at the brush with my sword, if need be.
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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 47: AAAARRRRGGGHHH]
« Reply #549 on: February 24, 2011, 08:09:44 pm »

  • Tweak The Odds
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  • Rolled a Six

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Turn 48
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META TURN:
Xenocalamus!

Goals
Find the keycard stations.

Current Soundtrack
G.U.N. Mobile

Actions
Meta: Stop the bleeding by tearing off the other sleeve of my suit and using that.
(...) You somehow manage to wrap up your arm with the sleeve of your jumpsuit. You successfully stop the bleeding, but the pain is blinding.
Meta: Back to plan A! SHOOT IT IN THE HEAD!
(...) You misfire and send sparks flying off the wall!
RW: STRIFE! @ SNAKE!

MC: Go for the optics!
(...) You begin foaming at the mouth and knock Monk unconscious with the rod! You then infuse the rod with more NERD RAEG and send it flying around the room!

Dodge The RAEG!
  • Xenocalamus: (...) The rod slices Xenocalamus in half, and it falls to the floor!
  • Frelock: (...) The glowing blade of energy passes by below as you hide above!
  • monk12: The rod passes over you harmlessly in your incapacitated state.
  • HighEndNoob: (...)As you hobble aimlessly, the rod flies by and removes both your legs at the knees!
  • _DivideByZero_: (...) The rod flies directly at you, but you leap into the air with the lower half of Xenocalamus attached to your leg!
  • MC: (...) The spinning rod slices off two of the mecha-spider mecha-cpider's legs and it falls to the floor!
Meta: "NOOOOOOOOO! DIEDIEDIE!" Jump onto the back of the boss and slash it's head off with the mop.
(...) You begin shrieking and running around, your flesh burning as you swing your mop wildly! You can't even see what you're doing. Wait... you're a hideously disfigured guy with burnt skin carrying around a mop... where have I seen something like this before? Suddenly, something flies by and lops off both your legs at the knees! AAAAGGGGGHHHH
Meta: Hide for a turn, and tweak the odds.
(...) You leap into the air and hide inside the safe, dark tunnel in the ceiling that Xenocalamus fell out of.
Quote from: Xenocalamus
HISSSSSSSSS
The upper half of Xenocalamus starts squirming toward (...) Kyle, and bites at him! (...) It picks up Kyle in its jaws, shaking him around violently and tearing the flesh on his back and stomach!
Enormous Bionic Adder
Xenocalamus
----------------------------
Head: Singed
Body: Cut in Half
Tail: Fine

Status

Player: dermonster
Name: Derek L.
Occupation: Video game Developer/designer.
Currently: KILLING US ALL.
Inventory: Explosive Collar | Jumpsuit | Splint | Bottle of Painkillers | Metal Bar | Mecha-spider (commanding)
Wounds: None
Abilities: Code Expert | Neckbeard | NERD RAEG

Player: Frelock
Name: Frederick Stephonavich
Occupation: Actuary (Knowing probabilities of things)
Currently: Hiding in the ceiling.
Inventory: Explosive Collar | Jumpsuit
Wounds: None
Abilities: Uncanny Prediction | Actuary's Lament | Tweak the Odds

Player: monk12
Name: Monk
Occupation: Troper
Description: Characteristically wears nice hats. Top hats, pirate hats, fedoras, you name it. Hopefully still has one in his possession.
Currently: Unconscious.
Inventory: Moist Top Hat | Explosive Collar | Jumpsuit | Frag Grenade x3 | Plasma Rifle
Wounds: Light Bleeding
Abilities: Applied Phlebotinum | TV Tropes Will Ruin Your Life | MacGyvering | Telekinesis

Player: HighEndNoob
Name: Kyle Hammers
Occupation: Janitor
Currently: OH GOD WHY
Inventory: Explosive Collar | Jumpsuit | Mop | Rubber Gloves | Medkit
Wounds: Missing Legs | Heavy Burns | Heavy Bleeding | Very Heavy Bleeding x2
Abilities: That's The Power of Pinesol, Bitch! | Clean Freak | Custodial Might | EMT

Player: _DivideByZero_
Name: John Freeman
Occupation: Drill Sergeant
Currently: Feeling woozy from blood loss.
Inventory: Explosive Collar | Jumpsuit | Unicorn Band-aids
Wounds: Missing Arm | Heavy Bleeding | Broken Nose
Abilities: Major Payne | Fullmetal Jacket | Apocalypse Now


Locations

The S.S. Periclase

Main Deck

Maintenance Deck 3, Main Elevator

EARTH!

Elevator Controls

Interrogation Room 7E-365 (Deck M3): You were all shackled to chairs in here when you woke up. The door has been dropkicked off its hinges. There's circuitry on the walls, a row of monitors, and a row of 5 chairs.


Spoiler: INITIATING RTD ROUTINE (click to show/hide)
« Last Edit: February 28, 2011, 07:31:17 pm by Gatleos »
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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 48: Destructo-Disc GO]
« Reply #550 on: February 24, 2011, 08:17:00 pm »

Oh my god I am laughing so hard right now. Am I the best player or WHAT.

RW: Get to mecha-spider and hack the snake with the wireless system.

FW: TO THE JUNGLE! Summon a cat on the way there.
« Last Edit: February 24, 2011, 08:19:10 pm by dermonster »
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"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 48: Destructo-Disc GO]
« Reply #551 on: February 24, 2011, 08:19:21 pm »

Meta: I HATE THIS DICE! Attack Xeno-whatever in the head with my mop, than try to patch up the bleeding.
Fantasy: STUPID DWARF! Pull out my sword.
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(5) You manage to struggle free of the guards and sprint to a safe distance before tossing a knife at one! (5 + 1 = 6) The throwing knife zips through the air, slitting a guard's throat! It then travels around the group of guards like a boomerang. It (5) Slits another throat, (Three 6's in a row!) decapitates three more (!), (4) slices open the last guard's arm, and (2) narrowly misses a random bystander. It then flies back into your hand. Holy crap.

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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 48: Destructo-Disc GO]
« Reply #552 on: February 24, 2011, 09:10:04 pm »

Meta: Have an out of body experience

Fantasy: Retrieve the mayor and haul ass to the volcano!

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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 48: Destructo-Disc GO]
« Reply #553 on: February 24, 2011, 10:17:57 pm »

Meta: Find something to build a fake arm out of.
Fantasy: Steal HEN's sword.
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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 48: Destructo-Disc GO]
« Reply #554 on: February 25, 2011, 02:43:06 am »

Meta: Jump down, grab Kyle, and run to the medical bay.

Fantasy: Re-try trek through wilderness.
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