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[Gatleos]

Fantasy: (Not what I meant, I meant dive to prone onto the deck) Swim up to the surface.

That's what I did, you just rolled poorly and ended up in the water.

[monk12]

Regrettably, I'll be out of state for a funeral tomorrow. I'm pretty sure I'll have internet access, but my posts may be sporadic until next tuesday.

[Gatleos]

Regrettably, I'll be out of state for a funeral tomorrow. I'm pretty sure I'll have internet access, but my posts may be sporadic until next tuesday.

When you say "regrettably", I hope you're referring to the death and not your absence...

[Gatleos]

JEEZ, FINALLY.

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Turn 45
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META TURN:
A pedestal...

Goals
Find the keycard stations.

Current Soundtrack
Tension

Actions

RW: Hack the pedestal so as to simulate a button press.

(...) You fiddle with the pedestal for a moment, and successfully activate it!

Meta: Dance!

You re-enact your favorite dance scene. In your dancing fever, you deliver a well-placed kick to Frelock's chest! He flies across the room!

Fantasy:Go down to the hold, grab the mayor, and proceed to escort him to the volcano.

(...) You slam into the far wall, then stagger to your feet. Doesn't look like you broke any bones.

Meta: stop the GM, and try to stop the bleeding.

(...)You headbutt John in the face! His nose shatters!

Meta: "JOHN!"

(...) You yell your own name for some reason.

You hear the scraping sound again, and the hatch in the ceiling opens. Suddenly, a stream of metal shoots out of the ceiling and coils in the middle of the room! A head rises from the coil, resembling some sort of bionic snake!

Enormous Bionic Adder
Xenocalamus
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Head: Fine
Body: Fine
Tail: Fine

Status
Player: dermonster
Name: Derek L.
Occupation: Video game Developer/designer.
Currently: Hacking the pedestal.
Inventory: Explosive Collar | Jumpsuit | Splint | Bottle of Painkillers | Metal Bar | Mecha-spider (commanding)
Wounds: None
Abilities: Code Expert | Neckbeard | NERD RAEG
Player: Frelock
Name: Frederick Stephonavich
Occupation: Actuary (Knowing probabilities of things)
Currently: Leaning on the wall.
Inventory: Explosive Collar | Jumpsuit | Medical Scalpel
Wounds: None
Abilities: Uncanny Prediction | Actuary's Lament | Tweak the Odds
Player: monk12
Name: Monk
Occupation: Troper
Description: Characteristically wears nice hats. Top hats, pirate hats, fedoras, you name it. Hopefully still has one in his possession.
Currently: Breakdance fighting.
Inventory: Moist Top Hat | Explosive Collar | Jumpsuit | Frag Grenade x3 | Plasma Rifle
Wounds: None
Abilities: Applied Phlebotinum | TV Tropes Will Ruin Your Life | MacGyvering | Telekinesis
Player: HighEndNoob
Name: Kyle Hammers
Occupation: Janitor
Currently: Destroying John's face. Again.
Inventory: Explosive Collar | Jumpsuit | Mop | Floor Buffer | Rubber Gloves | Medkit
Wounds: None
Abilities: That's The Power of Pinesol, Bitch! | Clean Freak | Custodial Might | EMT
Player: _DivideByZero_
Name: John Freeman
Occupation: Drill Sergeant
Currently: Bleeding.
Inventory: Explosive Collar | Jumpsuit
Wounds: Broken Hand | Heavy Bleeding | Broken Nose.
Abilities: Major Payne | Fullmetal Jacket | Apocalypse Now

Locations
The S.S. Periclase
Main Deck
Maintenance Deck 3, Main Elevator
EARTH!
Elevator Controls
Interrogation Room 7E-365 (Deck M3): You were all shackled to chairs in here when you woke up. The door has been dropkicked off its hinges. There's circuitry on the walls, a row of monitors, and a row of 5 chairs.

Spoiler: INITIATING RTD ROUTINE (click to show/hide)

FANTASY TURN:

Helmath: City of Light... City of MAGIC!

Goals
"KIDNAP THE MAYOR OF THIS TOWN AND ESCAPE" Complete!
Throw Ogomspoxom into the fires of Mt. Helmath!

Current Soundtrack
Clock Town - Day 2 Redux

Actions
(...) You decide to use your summoning powers to summon Urist and Noob from the ocean floor. Focusing all your summoning energy, you feel Urist, Noob, and... something else traveling through the 4th dimension toward you! Suddenly, they all appear! Looks like- OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?!
You glinched Urist and Noob together! They are now connected at the back, such that it looks like Noob is carrying Urist around like a backpack. Also, it looks like Urist's arm is now a bloated swordfish. Gunpowder is steadily pouring out of the swordfish's mouth.

Fantasy: Trailblaze a path to the volcano

(...) You begin to gnaw at the thick vegetation, making meager progress.

Fantasy:Go down to the hold, grab the mayor, and proceed to escort him to the volcano.

(...) You stuff the demon into your sack of gold and carry him through the town. You can see Monk in the distance chewing on leaves.

Fantasy: Swim up to the surface.

(...) You're an abomination! AAAGGGGHHHH

Fantasy: Ride it to the surface.

(...) Well, this is odd...

Status
Player: dermonster
Name: Derm Hell-binder
Occupation: Elemental Mage/Summoner.
Currently: Committing violent atrocities. Again.
Inventory: Robes | Spiffy Hat | Left Upper Canine Tooth | Keyring | George (commanding) | Sword | Armor
Wounds: Missing Tooth | Black Eye
Abilities: Gift of the Magi (...) | Squishy Wizard | Summoner (...) | Water Blast | Superheat | Tectonic Shift
Player: Frelock
Name: Frelock Von-Heisenberg
Occupation: Luck-o-mancer (Manipulating probabilities of things)
Currently: Lugging a Demon in a Sack.
Inventory: Gold Coin | Peasant Robes | Golden Pocket Watch | Sack o' Gold | Map of Westport | Long Sword | Armor | Spring Shoes
Wounds: None
Abilities: Smooth Criminal | Accident Waiting to Happen | Befuddlement | Legsplosion
Player: monk12
Name: Edgar
Occupation: Sky Pirate
Currently: Eating vegetation.
Inventory: Sleeveless Long Coat | Grappling Hook | Harpoon Gun | Armor
Wounds: Right Forearm Missing
Abilities: Booze Power | Terraphobia | Side-quest Radar
Player: HighEndNoob
Name: HighEndNoob
Occupation: Ninja Sniper
Currently: Screaming.
Inventory: Robe | Throwing Star x1 | Throwing Dagger x18 | Sword | Musket | Musket Ammo x34
Wounds: Missing Tooth | Broken Leg
Abilities: Immaculate Aim | Clumsy Fighter | 'Splode On Impact
Player: _DivideByZero_
Name: Urist Anvilsmasher
Occupation: Administrator
Description
Currently: Profoundly confused.
Inventory: Cave Spider Silk Robe | Cave Spider Silk Shoes x2 | Bar of Kitten Tallow Soap | Battle Axe | Swordfish (Commanding) | Swordfish Arm
Wounds: None
Abilities: Dabbling Surgeon (...) | Meager Social Ability | Martial Trance
Name: George
Description: A 1.5-foot-tall rat with a scorpion stinger, gills and fins! He takes orders from Derm.
Inventory: None
Wounds: None
Abilities: Amphibious

Locations
Hellfire Cove
The Borealis
Condition:
Sunk
Westport
Mayor's Ogomspoxom's Former Manor

[HighEndNoob]

I didn't try to heal him with a 4?
Meta: put john in the GM, and ride away from that enemy, than clean the blood from john.
Fantasy: grab a barrel and put all the gunpowder in the barrel.

[_DivideByZero_]

Sweet!


And opps, I meant kyle. lol.
Meta: Run away shouting for help.
Fantasy: Great. Since I probably weigh more than Noob with the swordfish and all,
Run through the town wielding my two trusty weapons.

[Dermonster]

Oh my god I have the best character ever. (Do i get the .5 skill up from that?)

RW: Channel my NERD RAAAAEEEEEG through the metal bar and attack mechanical serpent. FLAMING SWORD OF SRS BUZNESS! MC(Mecha spider): Use wireless systems to flood snakes senses with blinding white noise.

FW: SUMMON MORE CATS

[Gatleos]

BOSS LOL

I didn't try to heal him with a 4?

Oops, I must have mis-typed. It was a 1.

Run through the town wielding my two trusty weapons.

I forgot to mention, you and HighEndNoob will have to agree on an action or your rolls will be competing for control over your collective movement. Being siamese twins and all.

Meta: Run away shouting for help.

You know in Zelda games where the doors slam shut just before a boss? That.

[Dermonster]

Melt people inside their armor, sink a ship, nearly throw the next into a whirlpool, and fuse two people and a swordfish together in a horrific mutilation of the lawys of physics, nature, and science.

OUR HERO, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

[Gatleos]

Melt people inside their armor, sink a ship, nearly throw the next into a whirlpool, and fuse two people and a swordfish together in a horrific mutilation of the lawys of physics, nature, and science.

OUR HERO, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.

Don't forget ordering a horde of rats to rip out a man's throat and drowning a whole ship full of sailors AND one of your former companions.

[Dermonster]

Wow I really am a paragon of light and righteousness, aren't I?

[RedWarrior0]

Wow I really am a paragon of light and righteousness, aren't I?

Paragon of all that is wrong in the world, maybe.

[Dermonster]

[monk12]

Oh god why does my every failure injure Frelock!

Meta: SHOOT IT IN THE HEAD! GRAB THE PLASMA RIFLE!

Fantasy: TO THE VOLCANO!

CAPS LOCK YEAH!

[Gatleos]

You're not going to Frelock's funeral, are you Monk? That would tidily explain his absence.