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[_DivideByZero_]

Gah, at least you could'a pm'ed me.

Where am I right now?

[RedWarrior0]

Gah, at least you could'a pm'ed me.

Where am I right now?

Soon to spawn, by the looks of things.

[_DivideByZero_]

Alright then.

Meta: Find someone to yell at.
Fantasy: Find a local cheese maker and be friends with him.

[HighEndNoob]

Meta: Gah! forget the pretty window! Repeat last action.

Fantasy: Find out what the mayor said, and think ominously of it.

Where did I get the -2!?! Healing has nothing to do with walking or melee fights.

[RedWarrior0]

Meta: Gah! forget the pretty window! Repeat last action.

Fantasy: Find out what the mayor said, and think ominously of it.

Where did I get the -2!?! Healing has nothing to do with walking or melee fights.

Unskilled medical check for a major wound.

[Frelock]

Change of action.  I'm going to (hopefully) kill him before his explosive collar goes off.

[Alzeranox]

Change of action.  I'm going to (hopefully) kill him before his explosive collar goes off.

Wont that just set off his collar?

[monk12]

Change of action.  I'm going to (hopefully) kill him before his explosive collar goes off.

Wont that just set off his collar?

I believe that's only if he dies in the game, or the GM decides to terminate him. Not if he is otherwise terminated.

Then again, given the game we're in...

[Frelock]

I point to the example of the dead guy I found in the command center.  His collar remained undetonated though he had died.

[Gatleos]

Okay, sorry about the delay. I was, uh... distracted.

[Frelock]

What did you use to get that lovely shade of blue?

[Gatleos]

What did you use to get that lovely shade of blue?

It's all ice, built on a terrifying glacier.

Alright, _DivideByZero_ can start posting actions for the turn after this one. I'll post his character sheet in a bit.

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Turn 24
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META TURN:

DETONATION IN 5... 4...

Goals
Find the keycard stations.

Current Soundtrack
Dark Agon Wastes

Actions

RW: Head back to main room. Tackle monk out of the way.

(...) The mecha-spider spins around and carries you back down the hallway toward the teleporter room. You leap off the mecha-spider's back and tackle Monk out of Paulie's arms! Paulie staggers and begins walking toward you.

Meta: Get back to the rest of the group and slit bowdown's throat with my scalpel.  Use tweak the odds.

(...) You run back to the teleporter room and dive scalpel-first into Paulie! The scalpel digs into his neck and you kick him across the room! He isn't moving.

Meta: Convince Bowdown to release me via TECHNOBABBLE!

(...) You start yelling at Paulie's motionless body across the room! Your technobabble so thoroughly convinces him that he comes back to life and runs off to Sector 6. You hear a loud explosion down the hall.

Meta: Gah! forget the pretty window! Repeat last action.

(...) Finally, you manage to will yourself into actually noting what is out of the windows. Looks like you're on "top" of the ship, you can see an expanse of smooth metal stretching in every direction. You don't have any sense of scale, but this ship might be a lot bigger than you thought.
?: "Oh hi!"
You nearly have a heart attack, and spin around in place. There's another person in here! He's wearing a jumpsuit like yours.
Kyle: "Who're you?!"
?: "I'm John Freeman. And you...?"
Kyle: "John... Fr..."
You glance at the GM, then back at John.
Kyle: "Uh... Kyle Hammers."
John: "Nice to meet ya. Mind helping me get out of here?"

I'M DEAD

Status
Player: dermonster
Name: Derek L.
Occupation: Video game Developer/designer.
Currently: Pinning Monk.
Inventory: Explosive Collar | Jumpsuit | Splint | Bottle of Painkillers | Metal Bar | Mecha-spider (commanding)
Wounds: Heavy Bleeding
Abilities: Code Expert | Neckbeard | NERD RAEG
Player: Frelock
Name: Frederick Stephonavich
Occupation: Actuary (Knowing probabilities of things)
Currently: Wiping off his scalpel.
Inventory: Explosive Collar | Jumpsuit | Medical Scalpel
Wounds: Missing Arm
Abilities: Uncanny Prediction | Actuary's Lament | Tweak the Odds (...)
Player: monk12
Name: Monk
Occupation: Troper
Description: Characteristically wears nice hats. Top hats, pirate hats, fedoras, you name it. Hopefully still has one in his possession.
Currently: Crapping his pants.
Inventory: Moist Top Hat | Explosive Collar | Jumpsuit | Frag Grenade x3 | Plasma Rifle
Wounds: Broken Finger | Broken Leg x2
Abilities: Applied Phlebotinum | TV Tropes Will Ruin Your Life | MacGyvering
Player: HighEndNoob
Name: Kyle Hammers
Occupation: Janitor
Currently: Standing in the Vera Observation Center, talking to his floor buffer's non-canon brother.
Inventory: Explosive Collar | Jumpsuit | Mop | Floor Buffer | Rubber Gloves
Wounds: None
Abilities: That's The Power of Pinesol, Bitch! | Clean Freak | Custodial Might
Player: bowdown2q
Name: Paulie
Occupation: "Protection"
Description: My friend, it would be best... if you didn't know, capiche?
Currently: In all sorts of places.
Inventory: Explosive Collar | Jumpsuit | Hand Cast | Box o' Gauze | Stimpak
Wounds: 'Sploded
Abilities: Blackhand | Dumb Muscle | Go For Broke

Locations

Maintenance Deck 3
EARTH!
Elevator Controls
Interrogation Room 7E-365 (Deck M3): You were all shackled to chairs in here when you woke up. The door has been dropkicked off its hinges. There's circuitry on the walls, a row of monitors, and a row of 5 chairs.
Medical Bay (Deck M3): It's got a ton of medical supplies, a surgical table, and a medical robot.
Janitor's Closet (Deck M3): Full of precious cleaning supplies!
Central Medical Bay (Main Deck): The main medical bay.
Cryogenics and Prosthetics Lab (Main Deck): It's in the central medical bay. Sounds interesting.
Hangar (Hangar Bay): A huge room used to receive smaller ships. Its contents have been sucked into the vacuum of space!

Spoiler: INITIATING RTD ROUTINE (click to show/hide)

FANTASY TURN:

The ocean awaits!

Goals
"KIDNAP THE MAYOR OF THIS TOWN AND ESCAPE" Complete!

Current Soundtrack
Ocean Redux

Actions

FW: Head upstairs and Try to restrain Arty

(...) You sprint up the stairs onto the deck and pin down Arty! He can't move. After a few moments he goes limp.

Fantasy: Gather up and distribute armor again, inform everyone that there may be a demon on board, then run down to keep watch on the mayor.

(...) You give the armor to the others as planned. As you do so, you come to a realization.
Frelock: "The mayor!"
Warrior: "What?"
Frelock: "The mayor is a demon! It must be him, he's below deck. What else do you know about this demon?"
Warrior: "Wait, you kidnapped the mayor?!"
Frelock: "It's a long story..."
Warrior: "Is he in the brig?"
Frelock: "Wha- yes."
Warrior: "Ah, the sword is pulling me in that direction. It must be him."
Frelock: "So you believe us then?"
Warrior: "Yes. Alright, listen: you have a highly dangerous demon aboard this ship. He's lost his powers, but he will soon regain them if we don't hurry."
Frelock: "How do we kill him?"
Warrior: "There is only one way: we must cast him into Mt. Helmath."

Fantasy: Set course for the Jungles of Piercing! Also tell everyone the Mayor is batty as a belfry.

(...) You poke your head out of the trapdoor and pull yourself onto the deck, then take over navigation.
Edgar: "Alright, off to the Jungles of Piercing! ...Where's the Jungles of Piercing?
Warrior: "On Helmath Island."
You grab the map from Frelock and stare at it for a moment.
Edgar: "We're off to Helmath Island!"

The X shows the current position and heading.

Fantasy: Find out what the mayor said, and think ominously of it.

(...) Cannibals? In the jungle?! And a volcano?!? That doesn't sound fun! You begin freaking out and hyperventilating.

I'M DEAD

Status
Player: dermonster
Name: Derm Hell-binder
Occupation: Elemental Mage/Summoner.
Currently: Holding down Arty.
Inventory: Robes | Spiffy Hat | Left Upper Canine Tooth | Keyring | Rat (commanding) | Sword | Armor
Wounds: Missing Tooth
Abilities: Gift of the Magi (...) | Squishy Wizard | Summoner (...) | Water Blast
Player: Frelock
Name: Frelock Von-Heisenberg
Occupation: Luck-o-mancer (Manipulating probabilities of things)
Currently: Speaking with the warrior whose name you still don't know.
Inventory: Gold Coin | Peasant Robes | Golden Pocket Watch | Sack o' Gold | Map of Westport | Long Sword | Armor
Wounds: None
Abilities: Smooth Criminal | Accident Waiting to Happen | Befuddlement
Player: monk12
Name: Edgar
Occupation: Sky Pirate
Currently: Navigating.
Inventory: Sleeveless Long Coat | Grappling Hook | Harpoon Gun | Armor
Wounds: Facial Bruise | Right Forearm Missing
Abilities: Booze Power | Terraphobia | Side-quest Radar
Player: HighEndNoob
Name: HighEndNoob
Occupation: Ninja Sniper
Currently: Freakin' out.
Inventory: Robe | Throwing Star x1 | Pebble | Throwing Dagger x20 | Sword
Wounds: Broken Ankle
Abilities: Immaculate Aim | Clumsy Fighter | 'Splode On Impact
Player: bowdown2q
Name: Artymir
Occupation: !!SCIENCE!!
Description: Being a scientist means never having to say you know what you're doing. Being a RUSSIAN scientist means never having a budget unless it can go HORRIBLY WRONG.
Inventory: Lab Coat | Monocle | Spring Shoes | Slingshot
Currently: Bein' dead.
Wounds: Face Scar
Abilities: Menace | Before I Kill You, Mr. Bond | Mad Scientist

Locations
Hellfire Cove
Condition:
Rigging: Fine
Deck: Fine
Hull: Fine

Westport
Mayor's Ogomspoxom's Former Manor

[HighEndNoob]

Meta: "Hmm, I kinda came here on accident. I stomped on the teleporter. Hop in my ride, the Gorden-Mobile,'s sidecar, and I'll try to find a way out of here." Try to find a way out of here, like a teleporter.
Fantasy: Find someone skilled in medical actions and get my leg healed.

[_DivideByZero_]

Meta: Concentrate of observation roll.
Fantasy: Aye, find a way onto the boat.

[wolfchild]

not to sound horribole cause this is funny as heck, however i still want in sooo....

HURRY UP AND DIE ALREADY