FANTASY TURN:The quest for
The Keystone has begun.
Goals"KIDNAP THE MAYOR OF THIS TOWN AND ESCAPE" Complete!Throw Ogomspoxom into the fires of Mt. Helmath! Complete!Establish diplomatic relations with the Goblins! Failed MiserablyBrave the depths of Bistökmafol and deliver the package.
Current SoundtrackMarsh LandActionsFantasy: Continue splitting the party.
(...) You continue to head away from the party, making a mental note to turn this into a running gag through a Scooby Doo reference later on-
-light up the sky as they burst overhead. Screaming and clashing of swords can be heard below, and glowing flames rise from the keep's windows. Heat from the flames rises through the narrow window, permeating the small, circular stone room. A man wearing a lavish white suit calls to you from the other end of the room.
"I say, where the hell did you come from?!"
FW: Summon magic on self arm.
(...) A gigantic, pulsing mass of exposed muscle tissue shoots out of your arm stump!
"TETSUOOOOOOOOOOOO-"
"AAAAAAHHHHHHH"
"-OOOOOOOOOO-"
"AAAAAAHHHHHHH"
"-OOOOOOOOOOO-"
Fantasy: Find whoever said that, and shoot him.
(...) You spin around and fire a buckshot toward the voice!
"HOLY CRAP"
(...) The familiar undead Elf deftly dodges the slew of bullets! Meanwhile, you are propelled off of the edge of the floating continent due to the kickback of your rifle-
-runs past you, muttering Monty Python quotes. No wait, he's
actually going to bite something's legs off. Eww. Oh hey, you're back in the fortress!
FW: Stand up.
(...) You struggle to your feet and dust yourself off.
Fantasy: Go find something small and guilty, bite its legs off, and get some magic hands!
(...) You wildly sprint down the stairs, looking for blood! At the bottom you find a nice, juicy Dwarf leg to sink your teeth into!
(...) Urist yelps and dives out of the way as you lunge at his legs! You continue running forward, homing in on an epicenter of sin!
"-OOOOOOOOOOO-"
*CHOMP*
"AAAAAAAGGGGHHHH"
You absorb Derm's blood and grow one shimmering arm!
Status
Player: dermonster
Name:
Derm Hell-binderOccupation: Elemental Mage/Summoner.
Location: Entrance Hall, Bistökmafol
Currently: Bleeding all over the damn place. Turns out them blood bones ain't too sturdy.
Inventory:
Robes | Spiffy Hat | Keyring|
Mutie (Commanding) |
Sword |
Armor |
Rat x2 (Commanding) | ≡Plump Helmet Roast≡
Wounds:
Heavy Burns |
Brittle Skull |
Missing Right Arm |
Missing Left Leg |
Very Heavy BleedingAbilities:
Gift of the Magi (...) |
Squishy Wizard |
Summoner (...) |
Tentacle Arm |
Water Blast |
Superheat |
Tectonic Shift |
Lightning Rod |
Bonesalve The Savior of Mending
Player: Frelock
Name:
Frelock Von-HeisenbergOccupation: Luck-o-mancer (Manipulating probabilities of things)
Location: Entrance Hall, Bistökmafol
Currently: Considering exploiting his and Derm's powers to farm body parts.
Inventory:
Gold Coin |
Peasant Robes | Golden Pocket Watch |
Map of Westport |
Long Sword |
Armor |
Spring Shoes | Derm's Leg
Wounds:
No Liver |
Missing ArmAbilities:
Smooth Criminal |
Accident Waiting to Happen |
Befuddlement |
Legsplosion |
Greater Legsplosion |
Armsplosion |
Lich Curse
Player: HighEndNoob
Name:
HighEndNoobOccupation: Ninja Sniper
Location: Tower Complex, Bistökmafol
Currently: Just a tad confused.
Inventory: Robe |
Throwing Dagger x18 | Musket | Musket Ammo x13 |
Sword |
Tattered Shirt |
Leaf Barrel |
Key x1 |
Map of BistökmafolWounds:
Missing Tooth |
Heavy BleedingAbilities:
Immaculate Aim |
Clumsy Fighter |
'Splode On Impact |
Best Death EVAR |
Legendary Swimmer
Player: _DivideByZero_
Name:
Urist AnvilsmasherOccupation: Soapmaker
DescriptionLocation: Entrance Hall, Bistökmafol
Currently: Dodging rabid liches.
Inventory: Cave Spider Silk Shoes x2 |
Monkeytear the Fanciness of Wearing | Bar of Kitten Tallow Soap |
Battle Axe |
Bamboo Pegarm |
Stone Arm |
OzurlidodWounds:
Missing Arm x2 | Crooked Toe |
Heavy Bruising |
Missing Tooth x2 |
Black EyeAbilities:
Dabbling Surgeon (...) |
Meager Social Ability |
Martial Trance |
Prehensile Beard | Legendary Leatherworker
Name:
MutieDescription: A giant mass of biological matter with a cat head sticking out of it. It takes orders from Derm.
Inventory: None
Wounds: None
Abilities: None
Locations
Ashiorid
Hellfire Cove
The BorealisCondition:
Sunk
Westport
Mayor's Ogomspoxom's Former Manor
Forest Retreat
Nolsmustul, Goblin Fortress