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[Argonnek]

Ugh... I hate writing this from a female perspective    >.>

How do dwarven women even differentiate from men? Yeah, they may pop babies out and then carry them around for a year, but that's about it.

Well, unless you do some modding, women don't have beards.

[magic dwarf]

Ugh... I hate writing this from a female perspective    >.>

How do dwarven women even differentiate from men? Yeah, they may pop babies out and then carry them around for a year, but that's about it.

Well, unless you do some modding, women don't have beards.

I thought all dwarves had beards, no matter their gender?

[Crocatowa]

regardless, the character is female so I would assume that it would have female things to deal with similar to all mythological sentient species

[Ibid Straydrink]

Ugh... I hate writing this from a female perspective    >.>

How do dwarven women even differentiate from men? Yeah, they may pop babies out and then carry them around for a year, but that's about it.

Well, unless you do some modding, women don't have beards.

I thought all dwarves had beards, no matter their gender?

DF dwarven women don't seem to have beards.

[Crocatowa]

Okay... I hate to say that after all this waiting, you are going to need to skip me. If youre aware of the events in Egypt lately... My uncle is currently stuck there and things at home aren't the best right now. If you can add me to the list for a turn later that'd be great. Im sending this from my phone and wont be home to upload my current save for the next few days, so you'll just have to skip me entirely... sorry about the wait. Ill keep with the thread and hopefully will be able to complete a turn later on.

[Baron Baconeer]

Well, it's been almost two weeks, and show must go on. Any updates?

[peregarrett]

I guess it's a chance for me to finish my year 

Journal entry of Peregarrett

It's cleaning time! Our entrance flooded with rotten bodies of elves and their pets. Corpse stockpile looks same. I really got tired of that ugly smell. Hey everyone, drop them to magma chasm! All but unicorn and bear corpses. Elven useless stuff goes there also.

And put there two lines of statues - elves will watch them as they got into our cages. The last sight of outdoors they see should be a statue of dwarf smashing elf's head! No statues? Then make some, idiots!

Project 'Hell pond' goes on - it in 'Aqueduct' stage. I think funny blue cobalite sewers look nice.

[Terrahex]

I'll play now. I'll be dorfed as anyone.

[Baron Baconeer]

And put there two lines of statues - elves will watch them as they got into our cages. The last sight of outdoors they see should be a statue of dwarf smashing elf's head!

"Hey, Lygolas, it seems that these dwarves are all about fighting! There's like, no way they'll use trap-"

[peregarrett]

Short update:

The Road of Glory is half-complete - now fill it with cages! Gold ones, of course.


With all those wood works we ran out of wood. I think we have to make a safe passage to another side of "river" - there is a lot of trees there.

I have an usage of all those heaps of arrows. Put bows to traps - to greet elves with their loved wood!

Another alligator death. This time it's some suturer. Military took revenge.

[peregarrett]

12th Galena, 150

A vile force of darkness has arrived!
14 goblin lashers, 1 maceman and OH GOD! The Giant Toad!
The guy who noticed them tried to run away, but got caught. His death made some guys unhappy, even though military dealt with killer. Then squad moved back inside waiting for invaders to get in.

I guess we really need something to make our guys happy. Like waterfall.

Kilakan is raging and cursing. He went to express his feelings to Baron Baconeer, calling it "attend a meeting". huh

Meanwhile goblins are moving toward our gate. It looked like this
Gobbo leader: - Charge!
Toad: - Croak! *jump a few yards forward*
Gobbos: Waaaaaargh!
Gobbo leader: *tries to hold his balance over slimy toad's back* Hold on! Uh.. Chaaaarge!!!!
everything repeats

[Serrational]

You guys are being bleeding hilarious... this is the first Bay12 succession I've looked at though. Just complimenting all of you, keep being goddamn murderous, evil and dwarfy. All of which are the same.
And, just to ask, but can I be put in as a dwarf? Not to take a turn, (My brother is writing AH chem and CV atm on my computer), but just know that I'm a part of it.

[peregarrett]

And, just to ask, but can I be put in as a dwarf? Not to take a turn, (My brother is writing AH chem and CV atm on my computer), but just know that I'm a part of it.

Ok, which one do you want? We have plenty of legendary warriors and not so many civilian guys, but almost all professions are there.

[Serrational]

Give me a hammerman, and don't be afraid to throw me at danger. I enjoy danger/fun.

[peregarrett]

Ok, I gave you Fath Arkimgeshud 'Racefortress', Hammer Lord. You have one notable kill of elf and one other kill of alligator. I nicknamed her as "Serrational" - btw do you mind beeing female dwarf? she is the only hammer lord among fort