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[Crocatowa]

Make them gold. Also DO NOT flood hell, or at least water proof the strip club if you do.

Underwater stripclub in Hell! and then we can put fish down there!

[Deviled]

Stylish.

[kilakan]

who's turn is it currently I've been fucked over by a big virus, and only now got my computer working.

[Crocatowa]

peregarrett's turn

[peregarrett]

Make them gold. Also DO NOT flood hell, or at least water proof the strip club if you do.

Sorry, honey, boots are armor item, so they can be made only of weaponized metal. And we don't have adamantine.
I was thinkng of making them out of alligator leather, but we have no tannery and leatherworker shop.

Did I mention that mayor Deviled is Peregarrett's wife? 

I was thinking of nice artificial pond next to stripclub. With alligators in it. But underwater is nice too.
Also, are we going to plant plump hellmeats? =)))

Journal of Peregarrett
Anotherth
I'm back to my records again. we a very short of drinks and food. Brewer was idling while our stockpile has a hundred of plump helmets, but theese plants is the only our food! Butchery outside the fort clutter with bones and parts, but no one clears it. Anyway, I'll move it underground.

We got ambushed by goblin squad leaded by human pikeman. After they revealed themselves, they killed their leader with one blow and left. All except the most curious one - that one desided to check our nice Guest Tunnel that goes under magma river. Now she is caged by one of our traps. Huh... should we put her into stripclub?
Uh, also two goblin thieves are in cages

[Baron Baconeer]

I think we should test the mud arena now.

[Crocatowa]

I think we should test the mud arena now.

I concur!

How many dwarves do we have now?

[peregarrett]

over 90

uh, i need explanations what to do with mud arena... just drop them there? apply some water to make mud? drop males from height to make bloody juice then drop females from 1 zlevel?

By the way, bar floor is engraved fully.

 mostly it's BaronBaconer's appointment and foundation of GoldGreed.

Spring has arrived!
I reorganized uniforms - gave them full armor set from trousers to breastplate. Mace Lord Vabok "Cobraglaze" ran for some socks and collided with alligator. It appeared somehow that he dropped his weapons and armor and had to kill that gator with bare hands. Worrying of his skill i ordered his companions to help him.
They dispatched all gators in area

[magic dwarf]

How is the fortress value coming along? and whatever happened to the elves, they ambushed me once in the 2nd year, and we haven't seen them since.

[peregarrett]

No elves in sight, except for that skeleton at the entrance

[Deviled]

About the mud pit, it's already muddy and theres a door to get in. Also it makes more sense why you got to be the overseer now.

[peregarrett]

Kadol "Patternedlabor", Furnace Operator is taken by fey mood!

Meanwhile swordsmaster Sibrek "Mirrorminds" got in a fight with another alligator. Gator was lucky to bite him in head and arm, so Sibrek is resting in a hospital now.

Sibrek made a ring worth 106800. Nothing special, but still valuable.

Suddenly Migrants! 22 of them. A few metalworkers aaaaaand... Legendary... Potash Maker!!!

We have 114 citizens now.

Huh, what about Dwarven Orchestra? I'll make a bunch of instuments. Golden of course.

[magic dwarf]

legendary potash maker? Couldn't they have sent us anyone more useless?

[Urist Imiknorris]

Legendary Liar.

[Crocatowa]

Legendary Liar.

Legendary Stone Hauler