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Author Topic: Goldgreed and the Quest for the Perfect Strip Club  (Read 31832 times)

Deviled

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Re: Goldgreed succession fort
« Reply #165 on: January 09, 2011, 01:59:41 pm »

Late autumn, not much is happening so I started making fancy things.
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Plank of Wood

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Re: Goldgreed succession fort
« Reply #166 on: January 09, 2011, 02:49:58 pm »

Pics or it never happened.
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The science of burning innocent children could be perfected into clockwork.
They're like little bearded corals.

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Re: Goldgreed succession fort
« Reply #167 on: January 09, 2011, 03:23:17 pm »

Pics or it never happened.
Dont we base this off of pure honesty?  :P
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The only dye dwarfs should use is MAGMA. And the only thing dwarfs should dye is ELVES.

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Re: Goldgreed succession fort
« Reply #168 on: January 09, 2011, 03:25:17 pm »

I request that "Quest for the Perfect Strip Club" be put in the thread title.
Wholeheartedly agreed.
I second that motion
Is that actually possible?

Yes, now thread title change, the public demands it! ;D
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The science of burning innocent children could be perfected into clockwork.
They're like little bearded corals.

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Re: Goldgreed succession fort
« Reply #169 on: January 09, 2011, 03:53:42 pm »

We have trees growing in magma.
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Re: Goldgreed succession fort
« Reply #170 on: January 09, 2011, 03:57:10 pm »

18th malachite, 147

Spotted a weird sight when I was picking up roots around the countryside. There were trees in the magma river, and by Armok's beard, they weren't even burning!  Sadly, everybody else thought trees are too elven to be holy creations of Armok.


GOOD EYE.
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Yes, mother ****ing walruses stormed in through my well room, fatally gored my expedition leader, and danced off into the frosty tundra to sing happy walrus songs about oysters.

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Re: Goldgreed succession fort
« Reply #171 on: January 09, 2011, 04:01:14 pm »

18th malachite, 147

Spotted a weird sight when I was picking up roots around the countryside. There were trees in the magma river, and by Armok's beard, they weren't even burning!  Sadly, everybody else thought trees are too elven to be holy creations of Armok.


GOOD EYE.
Forgot you wrote that oh well.
Minor update, I've decided to name the club "The Candy Shop" untill a better name comes. Baron has been moved to a back room in the club, next to two "private rooms." Not done being built yet though.
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Re: Goldgreed and the Quest for the Perfect Strip Club
« Reply #172 on: January 09, 2011, 04:04:20 pm »

Only in DF dwarves love beer, axes, and building strip clubs to hell with goblin and alligator cage dancers.
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Yes, mother ****ing walruses stormed in through my well room, fatally gored my expedition leader, and danced off into the frosty tundra to sing happy walrus songs about oysters.

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Re: Goldgreed and the Quest for the Perfect Strip Club
« Reply #173 on: January 09, 2011, 04:06:34 pm »

title has been changed to suit the public, also i've modified our challenge goal to better represent what goldgreed is attempting to accomplish.

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Re: Goldgreed and the Quest for the Perfect Strip Club
« Reply #174 on: January 09, 2011, 04:07:35 pm »

Only in DF dwarves love beer, axes, and building strip clubs to hell with goblin and alligator cage dancers.

They also enjoy Lynryd Skynyrd.
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Re: Goldgreed and the Quest for the Perfect Strip Club
« Reply #175 on: January 09, 2011, 04:10:08 pm »

magic dwarf demands that a muddy pit be created in order to allow the goblin strippers to test their mud wrestling abilities against the elven whores.

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Re: Goldgreed and the Quest for the Perfect Strip Club
« Reply #176 on: January 09, 2011, 06:26:18 pm »

magic dwarf demands that a muddy pit be created in order to allow the goblin strippers to test their mud wrestling abilities against the elven whores.
Lolz. And I still liked "The Void". Its relevant and innuendo at the same time
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Re: Goldgreed and the Quest for the Perfect Strip Club
« Reply #177 on: January 09, 2011, 08:04:48 pm »

How about the Perfect Strip Club in Hell worth 100 Million dollars?
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Re: Goldgreed and the Quest for the Perfect Strip Club
« Reply #178 on: January 09, 2011, 08:13:06 pm »

Genious!
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Re: Goldgreed and the Quest for the Perfect Strip Club
« Reply #179 on: January 09, 2011, 08:24:46 pm »

Good idea. Also ARTIFACT!
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I love the name of the dwarf in the picture. It seems the game knows what were doing.
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