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Gr33kjester

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Epic Miner with two broken legs and who still does his job
« on: December 22, 2010, 04:19:00 pm »

Look here Comrades
Seriously, he doesn't want to rest in his bed, he just walks around, this is in my first year, THIS GUY IS EPIC!!!!
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Re: Epic Miner with two broken legs and who still does his job
« Reply #1 on: December 22, 2010, 04:32:03 pm »

Designate a hospital zone and things will probably take a turn for the worse.
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Re: Epic Miner with two broken legs and who still does his job
« Reply #2 on: December 22, 2010, 04:52:44 pm »

Designate a hospital zone and things will probably take a turn for the worse.
Dont worry, he just died, due to infection and lack of Vodka, dont worry, as asoon as we find MAGMA, I shall burn his corpse...
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Re: Epic Miner with two broken legs and who still does his job
« Reply #3 on: December 22, 2010, 05:07:10 pm »

Designate a hospital zone and things will probably take a turn for the worse.
Dont worry, he just died, due to infection and lack of Vodka, dont worry, as asoon as we find MAGMA, I shall burn his corpse...
NO!  He requires a proper tomb!  A big one.  One big enough to engrave the words 'A REAL DWARF' into the floor.

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Put his coffin on one end.  Then, zone the entire area as a hospital and LOCK THE DAMN DOORS.
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