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DwarfyDwarf

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The Saucy Balor (Genesis Mod)
« on: December 22, 2010, 12:26:44 am »

I was getting bored of dying, so I made a pocket world with low civilizations, very high monsters, and high savagry, set to start after 1050 years.
Let's just say it was a lot more boring than the normal worlds. There were like 3 towns and 1 fortress all clustered at the west coast. After like 3 quests the townspeople were untroubled. So I went exploring. I found a ghost dwarven town(map pointer said it was there but there was nothing), and a desert. I killed lots of enemies, but my friends all died. I got bored and went to a river and followed it, killing milkfish,hippos, and the occasional alligator. At the end i had master swimmer and somewhere like skilled ambusher. I was finally able to climb onto the brook that the river turned into  :-\  And then slept. In the morning I went to the towns, but the square below the fortress I was attacked by bogeymen. I just started running around the fortress when I was like 'F it, I'm bored anyways...' and I ran towards them. They died. (well, some of them got me, but nothing that left a mark that a good sleep wouldn't remove) I wanted something to do, and I remembered that you could ask people where things were. I went to the King and asked about surroundings. He talked about a Minotaur and a Balor. Since the Minotaur sounded deadly, I chose the balor. It was only a few steps away from the cave I had taken a personal liking to(I always like the caves set into walls better)and I slept in the cave to prepare for the battle. The next day I went to the shrine and attacked. He never hit me until about halfway through the battle,when he cut off my RIGHT TESTICLE. I then ran around him and grabbed it. He then chased me to a pool where he knocked me in and ran around trying to hit me.3 TURNS BEFORE THE BATTLE WAS OVER, HE CHOPPED OFF MY FOOT. I then stabbed him in the head and he died. Well, now I have a disability. But, now I can go see about beating that minotaur with my testicle! :D
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Re: The Saucy Balor (Genesis Mod)
« Reply #1 on: December 22, 2010, 12:29:16 am »

Please tell me your a woman. That would make my day.
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Re: The Saucy Balor (Genesis Mod)
« Reply #2 on: December 22, 2010, 01:26:03 am »

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It looks like they have a trend.
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Re: The Saucy Balor (Genesis Mod)
« Reply #3 on: December 22, 2010, 02:44:06 am »

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It looks like they have a trend.
So funny, yet so wrong...immortalized. I also don't get the title...what's "saucy" about the Balor?
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