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[Joshkidd]

I was travelling to a town whilst i was attacked by a pack of wolves that were then scared off by a kobold Spear man. We fought each other for awhile after i impaled my sword into his head and then dropped it due to having a full bag. I wait for about 3 seconds when a Kobold wrestler who i assume got attacked by the wolves is hopping bleeding badly missing a foot this is what i do.

Yum yum! Love the sound of cracking bones in the morning!



I tried to strangle him using my sock, It didn't work out.



I silently strangle him till he passes out then re-arrange his face with my fists, very manly.



Fists of Chuck Norris I believe. Till this day, if i have the chance i will finish off all my wounded enemies this way.

[Javarock]

Mmm... Sorry I didnt take any pictures of mine... But I rember clearly... I was fighting one of the night creatures with four other companions... I preceded to slice it in the head three times.... Breaking its skull tearing its eye ect... But it didn't die or go unconcess so then I took both its hand threw them at it... took my sword and sliced its lowerbody off getting blood everywhere

[tehc]

fired an arrow at someone in genesis mod which got stuck in his phallus

he bled to death

[Ridiculous]

This is definitely my most favourite kill:


The kobold was perfectly unharmed at the time and was slashing away at one of my companions. I also did charge at it from the side, because I noticed he was attacking my companion and ran over there. This happened on the first attack.

I was even inspired to draw a picture for the 'Draw your adventures' thread:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

After this I actively used the trumpet in battle, and it collected 2 more kobold kills and a hydra kill before I was struck down.

[Joshkidd]

Mmm... Sorry I didnt take any pictures of mine... But I rember clearly... I was fighting one of the night creatures with four other companions... I preceded to slice it in the head three times.... Breaking its skull tearing its eye ect... But it didn't die or go unconcess so then I took both its hand threw them at it... took my sword and sliced its lowerbody off getting blood everywhere

Haha! Pun alert " Need a hand? "

[Joshkidd]

fired an arrow at someone in genesis mod which got stuck in his phallus

he bled to death

Hah.

[Joshkidd]

This is definitely my most favourite kill:


The kobold was perfectly unharmed at the time and was slashing away at one of my companions. I also did charge at it from the side, because I noticed he was attacking my companion and ran over there. This happened on the first attack.

I was even inspired to draw a picture for the 'Draw your adventures' thread:

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

After this I actively used the trumpet in battle, and it collected 2 more kobold kills and a hydra kill before I was struck down.

What a way to go, hacked to death by a trumpet, by the way that drawing is rearllly good i actauly now know what a kobold fighter looks like.

[Ridiculous]

What a way to go, hacked to death by a trumpet, by the way that drawing is rearllly good i actauly now know what a kobold fighter looks like.

Well that's how I imagine them to look anyway, can't say whether that's how Toady envisages them though.

[Igginator]

Well mine was when i was feeling very mean and testing out new combat system

Smacked a gemcrafter in the head with the flat of my axe shattering her skull and bruising her brain. It didnt kill her.
So i left her there for a bit to see if she would pass out or die but she just collapsed onto the ground. I then proceeded to hammer her chest with my axe hilt until i broke 3 ribs n smashed one into her lungs, so she began to suffocate infront of me.

This sparked a little mercy so with a swift slice of my axe i tried to behead her...instead i wedged the axe into the back of her head severing her spine, nerves and artories!
So i removed my axe and swung again with basicly the same result so feeling horrible i tried to end her pain... so I stomped her skull into her brain with my right boot!!! D:

[Joshkidd]

Well mine was when i was feeling very mean and testing out new combat system

Smacked a gemcrafter in the head with the flat of my axe shattering her skull and bruising her brain. It didnt kill her.
So i left her there for a bit to see if she would pass out or die but she just collapsed onto the ground. I then proceeded to hammer her chest with my axe hilt until i broke 3 ribs n smashed one into her lungs, so she began to suffocate infront of me.

This sparked a little mercy so with a swift slice of my axe i tried to behead her...instead i wedged the axe into the back of her head severing her spine, nerves and artories!
So i removed my axe and swung again with basicly the same result so feeling horrible i tried to end her pain... so I stomped her skull into her brain with my right boot!!! D:

Yum! What a mess, i can picture it though.
* blood filled gargaling *
 You : Uhhh
* You swing your axe towards her neck but it gets jammed into the spine *
 You : ummm
* You awkwardly twizzle the axe till it falls out and then try again but fail. *
You : god dammit!
* You stomp your foot in anger splattering her head and brains all over the floor *
You : That worked.

[Bronimin]

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[Joshkidd]

I cant remember the details, but soon after killing a bronze colossus solo, I find his 'bronze' laying under the masterwork statue (which i later traded for a steel chain-mail, boots and shield off a random GS), weighing in at aroung 87 thousand urists.
it reduced my speed to 99, but i was determined to throw it at someone.
i was soon ambushed, the bronze colosus bronze hit a guy in the upper body and mashed him to pieces, you see that it broke a few ribs, punctured lungs, bruising heart, liver damage and all. next throw got him in the head.

Ouch.

[Horizon9]

I rescued a Goblin prisoner from a human settlement, and killed all the humans in the immediate area. Since I don't like goblins very much, I grab him, gouged out everything on his face, and broke all the joints in his body.
Every single joint.
And he still somehow had the strength to get up and try to walk away from me.
I think I pinched his head off when I was finished.

[filthywalrus]

Well, mine was when I was sent to kill some mountain titan that ended up being something like "a gigantic winged snail with opal feathers". I had tons of companions with me who did most of the work, but after about 5 minutes fighting it and it still not dying I looked at its status screen. All of its limbs were missing, it was bleeding heavily and its body was injured in pretty much every way possible. I stabbed it in the body and tore its brain, but it DIDN'T DIE! I stabbed it in the body again, tearing its brain a second time, and it finally died. I'll put up pictures in a little bit if i still have them.

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Spoiler: Pictures! (click to show/hide)

(sorry for all the white space)

[Cannabust]

The most gruesome kill I've ever done was to a warlord on one of my first adventurers.

I got an iron pick and threw it at the warlord, piercing his chest and severed his spine on contact, he dropped to the floor and he didn't move for the remainder of his life, I killed the rest of his companions pretty easily with only one bruising the fat of my leg. I walked up to him and began to sever each of his toes and fingers, one by one. Then when he had no toes or hands I cut off his feet and hands, then his lower arms and lower legs, I stopped at his upper legs, and grabbed the pick nearby with my other hand. I smashed it into both of the warlords eyes but neither of these killed him, and then I slammed the pick in his throat, somehow severing the head from the body?!

I imagine it was certainly a breaking point for that character, and had he not died that same night by bogeymen when they all ripped off his limbs then he probably would have went back to town to slaughter all the denizens.