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CoughDrop

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Re: 4Chan's Review on Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #75 on: December 22, 2010, 06:43:39 pm »
Seriously? Everyone knows true dwarven beards aren't actually facial hair, but a living organism in symbiosis with the dwarf. To grow a true dwarven beard, one must apply a special ointment of plump helmet and cat tears to their chin and upper neck. This will attract the beard-like organism.

'Edit: Also, I like ED every once in a while for a laugh, and I was very surprised at how fair the review was.
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Re: 4Chan's Review on Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #76 on: December 22, 2010, 07:36:46 pm »
Quote from: The Merchant Of Menace on December 22, 2010, 06:41:28 pm
Does that make me an elf? or am I human?


Being an elf means lack of facial hair, but lack of facial hair does not mean one is an elf.
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Re: 4Chan's Review on Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #77 on: December 22, 2010, 07:38:53 pm »
Quote from: ToonyMan on December 22, 2010, 06:06:50 pm
*Thread starting off good*
Well, there isn't much to do except marvel at 4chan's infinite oddness.
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Re: 4Chan's Review on Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #78 on: December 22, 2010, 08:08:21 pm »
Quote from: CoughDrop on December 22, 2010, 06:43:39 pm
Seriously? Everyone knows true dwarven beards aren't actually facial hair, but a living organism in symbiosis with the dwarf. To grow a true dwarven beard, one must apply a special ointment of plump helmet and cat tears to their chin and upper neck. This will attract the beard-like organism.

'Edit: Also, I like ED every once in a while for a laugh, and I was very surprised at how fair the review was.
ED is pretty good as a satire site. It's amazing how easily people can get riled up about it though. It's pages like the "You" page that make it really great though. The DF article is awesome though, especially the Casual vs Hardcore vs Dwarf Fortress image.
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Re: 4Chan's Review on Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #79 on: December 22, 2010, 08:42:56 pm »
Moustaches representing.
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Re: 4Chan's Review on Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #80 on: December 22, 2010, 09:19:02 pm »
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Re: 4Chan's Review on Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #81 on: December 23, 2010, 11:07:59 pm »
I have a full beard. It keeps me warm for when I'm out hunting bears with my knife.
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Re: 4Chan's Review on Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #82 on: December 23, 2010, 11:18:19 pm »
Atually, Ed is not so bad. Sure, alot of questionnable stuff, but most unambigously good thing are treated gently (Df, Billy Mays, Robot Unicorn Attack, for example). Also, they are good to keep info afloat. dox and all that.
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Re: 4Chan's Review on Dwarf Fortress
« Reply #83 on: December 23, 2010, 11:36:48 pm »
Quote from: The Merchant Of Menace on December 22, 2010, 06:41:28 pm
Does that make me an elf? or am I human?
According to the raws, female dwarves don't have facial hair, so you could be A TRUE DWARF nonetheless!
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